Saturday, 25 July 2020


I have been erm, impressed by how dirty my clients can be. There are some serious perverts out there.  I have heard fantasies that even made me blush and that's not easy to achieve. Seriously how many tongues and cocks can you insert at the same time into one tight little arsehole. Well according to one client two cocks and one willing tongue while his mouth is dribbling three loads of spunk and being cleaned by a heavy flow of piss from two guys eager to help out.  That was a mild fantasy.

My own arsehole may not have had much in the way of personal attention recently but its had more fingers and tongues inserted in fantasy wank chat than the busiest cabin boy on a long lonely sea voyage.... that's another fantasy. Just as well I love the taste of spunk because I've had to swallow gallons.

So if you have been missing out on the fun then give me a call and have a wank chat. Its £10 for 15 minutes, and you can bank left over time. So if you want to book an hour for £40 you can call back several times until your hour is used up, unless you fancy a long hours session.. Yes I have reduced my price slightly on request. I aim to please and since wank chat has been so popular I thought it only reasonable to please my clients in every way I possibly can.

I also offer text wank for those who cannot speak on the phone but fancy some dirty sex text. I charge £10 per 100 texts.

To book an appointment  or a wank chat call 07517 697569 for details on how to book.

Happy wanking.


Thursday, 2 July 2020

Available To Meet Regular Clients. Dirty Chat.

Hi, just an update on what is happening.

Everything seems to be returning to some kind of normal again thankfully and so I am pleased to announce that I am seeing regular clients only for the next few weeks. So if you are feeling like a relaxing massage and a kinky happy ending then please call and book your appointment soon. I am so horny and desperate to get back to what I do best, sucking cock and rimming arseholes, a kink for which I am infamous.

I am also offering dirty wank chat for £1 per minute, minimum booking £10 for ten minutes, although I am not a clock watcher as my regulars know. I am un-shockable and love nothing better than talking dirty. So please give me a call to book a one to one appointment or a dirty wank chat.

Call Chris on 07517 697 569

A lLittle Taster From My New Dirty Novel. Enjoy.

A little treat. A taster from my new book which should be available for the autumn. A perfect little gift to yourself for those dark winter nights. This will be my first true novel and of course it is very, very erotic and I can guarantee that  your balls will be emptied twice each chapter. So enjoy and please call for a dirty wank chat or book an appointment. Call Chris on 07517 697 569

Davis now had a perfect view of the boys arse-ring and of his low hanging wrinkled balls dangling between his thighs, imperfect orbs in a shaved sack of soft skin which Davis cupped gently in his palm. 
Spitting on the boy's arse-ring and then on his finger Davis gently began stroking in a circular motion, his finger around the boys wrinkled dark hole, feeling it clench a little as he stroked. Slipping his hand down further he again weighed the boys balls in the palm of his hand before slipping his hand further between the boys legs and taking a firm hold of his cock, which had now grown hard and throbbed in his grasp. The boys cock was long but thin, which disappointed Davis a little, he liked cocks like his own, thick, a good thick handful, still, he was not too disappointed, the boys balls were danglers, the way he liked them and that arse- ring promised a good tight fuck. 
Dropping, reluctantly, the boys soft cods, he began to undress, removing his jacket and waistcoat and then unbuckling his belt and unfastening the buttons on his trousers he let them fall to the ground where he kicked them off over his shoes. He always kept his shoes on, a habit he had adopted after an incident with a sergeants wife in India several years previously when he had had to make a quick escape, something better done with shoes on then with bare feet. Elisa in the meantime had removed his skirt and was about to remove the women's drawers when Davis stopped him, it aroused his thick member more; seeing the boys cock standing proud from between the slit in the cotton. 
It was next Eliza's eyes which opened wide with surprise, concern and lust, when Davis pulled his shirt up to reveal his thick, heavily veined member which now stood like a proud truncheon above his heavy hairy balls which seemed to dangle almost to his knees. 
“On your knees then you dirty little bitch,” Davis demanded, stepping toward Eliza who fell onto his knees and with trembling fingers took Davis's thick cock in his hand and guided the moist head to his mouth. The sudden warmth of the boys mouth on his knob-end was appreciated by a low moan of pleasure that escaped from Davis who took Eliza's head in his hands and gently held him as he pushed his cock further into his mouth and then, when he had inserted his cock so far that the boy-girl made little choking noises, he began to face fuck the lady boy, with short strokes to begin with, but with each stroke forcing himself a little more down the boys throat, forcing Eliza to gag repeatedly. Davis enjoyed several minutes of face fucking the boy, enjoying pulling his cock almost clear of the boys mouth before pushing it back, hard and deep down his throat. The boy's little throat spasms seemed to grasp his knob-end, bringing him too soon to near climax. Stopping just before he reached the point of no return he reluctantly slipped his cock from Eliza's lips, and he began to rub his thick member over the boys face as the Eliza gasped for breath, his eyes watering with the exertion of accommodating such a thick cock in his throat. Davis noted with pleasure the lust in Eliza's eyes however and how the boys saliva coated his cock, mingling with his pre-cum which hung in silvery rivulets from the piss hole of his swollen wet knob. Davis liked his sex raunchy, rough and vulgar, dirty. “ Good little bitch,” he murmured and pulling Eliza by his hair toward the bed onto which he climbed and kneeling he pulled up his shirt tail and presented his bare arse to Eliza's face as he fell to his knees, “ give my hole a good polish with that tongue of yours,” Davis roughly demanded; pulling Eliza's hair, guiding the boys face to the crack of his hairy arse. Eliza hesitantly at first but then with obvious lust and excitement, pulled Davis's arse-cheeks apart and applied his tongue to the hairy, black-ringed, sweaty arsehole before him and began to tongue and eat Davis's puckered, sweaty ring with a lusty passion. 
Eliza liked his men to be dominant, it brought out the submissive feminine in him and Davis especially had excited him with his coarse language. “Eat that fucking shit hole you little fucking bitch,” Davis demanded; as he pulled on Eliza's hair, pushing his face into his arse, “thats it, lick my balls, right up to my shit hole and down again, that's it, lick harder you little cunt. Thats it, harder, harder you little fuck cunt,” Davis demanded. “Im going to fuck your shitter so hard you won't be able to work for a week you dirty bitch.” 
After several minutes of having his arse-hole licked clean Davis slipped off the bed and roughly pulled Eliza onto the bed and onto his back, pushing the boys legs in the air and then back, toward his head, so that the boys arsehole was fully exposed. 
Spitting a thick globule of saliva onto the boys arse-ring Davis guided his thick cock to the boys puckered hole, spitting again onto his cock-end, before rubbing his knob around the boys arse-ring, warming him up, getting him ready for when he began pushing firmly against the puckered anus and as Eliza moaned Davis's cock end slipped inside the tight outer muscle. Eliza pushed back at the sudden pain and Davis stopped for a second, smiling cruelly. “Whats wrong bitch, not liking my man's cock up yer, ehh?” He laughed. “Your hurting sir, your too big you bastard.” Eliza sobbed. “Bastard eh?” Davis crudely laughed. “You wait until Tommy learns how you talk to your customers,” Davis pushed his cock roughly and ploughed deep into the boys arse and began to fuck him with long hard strokes as the boy began to pull on his own cock, enjoying the fuck, the pleasure of having a thick cock deep inside him, ripping his arsehole apart. Eliza moaned and bit his lip, rolling his eyes with pleasure, riding on the thick cock that stretched his tight arsehole, pushing down to meet each hard thrust as Davis roughly fucked his tight arse.

Hope you enjoy and that I hear from you soon.

Sunday, 17 May 2020

My Married Men And Others.

I would say that t least 95% of my clients are married men. I have no problem with this and would suggest that I specialise in married men or men who would say they are predominantly straight rather than gay or bi. Personally I find labels misleading and judgemental really and very limiting. Once you take on a label then so many expect you to immediately fit a list or expectations and rules. I am gay, in that I prefer having sex with men, but then I enjoy seeing single women and M/F couples. So does that make me BI? The truth for me is that humans are sexual and most men enjoy sex and do not especially care whom with. I often point out that before Christianity arrived with its moral structures, men regularly had sex with men, often slaves of course, and nothing was thought odd about it. I do not think much has changed other than societies prudishness.

So why so many of my clients married men? I suspect its because I am discreet, welcoming and have very comfortable accommodation in a very wealthy area of Newcastle. This is not boasting but simply saying that people can park safely, arrive and leave discreetly and enjoy themselves in a space especially designed to fulfil the task of giving a comfortable service. I also do not think I come across as gay, in that I am not camp nor a skinny feminine boy type, quite the opposite, I am quite a muscular, ordinary ( perhaps a bit arty ) guy next door sort of guy. I would add here that there is nothing wrong with being effeminate, indeed some of my clients whom I suspected to be gay on my first meeting with them ended up being the straightest and certainly less adventurous. Besides I have learned over the years that how one person sees themselves and how they are viewed by others can be very different. Was It Robbie burns who said something along the lines of “O wad Power the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us”?

I see lots of business guys and lots of daddy types, but really all kinds of people. I get a lot of gym bunny types who really enjoy a good massage and being wanked or sucked off at the end. I would say the majority of my appointments are not kinky, just straight massage with a happy ending. Most guys are shy when they arrive and its only on later appointments that they start to experiment a little, but sometimes not all. The whole point is to provide a relaxing and inviting atmosphere where people can enjoy themselves, be themselves and experiment when they are wanting to do so, if ever. 

If I had to answer a question on did I get types of men or did certain men in certain professions want specific things then, I suppose I would agree that the popular assumption of the top business guy wanting to do submissive role play does hold true. I would also say that those from a manual construction background tend to be the kinkiest, so yes I do especially love my plumbers and builders. The younger guys who are into the body beautiful tend to love their massage and happy ending. I suppose we all tend to fall into categories of some sort. I would hate to think what category I fall in to. No, I don't want to know, I can guess. Thanks.

Anyway, hope to see everyone soon for an appointment or you can call for a dirty chat when I can ,as you imagine, be really filthy. I charge £1 min ( min call £10 for 10 minutes) for dirty chat with various ways to pay. Call Chris on 07517 697 569

Water-Sports Or Pissing For Fun and Other Kinks.

Ok, everyone knows that my favourite kink is to be pissed on. Not everyone is into this deviant pleasure and if your not that is fine. I am more than happy to see all my sexy clients regardless of their interest in my personal kink or not. As long as you enjoy massage and enjoy having fun or receiving fun that is all that really matters. I am writing this post for those who do not know much about pissing for fun or how to prepare or what to do.


Easy really, either drink lots of water before an appointment. About three pints an hour before should insure that you are bursting for a piss and more importantly for those to be pissed on, that your piss is clear and not too salty. If its a long appointment you may want to drink more water during the appointment. I have known some foreign clients who take a tablet to help them pee, but that is up to the individual and medically speaking I cannot suggest this is a good thing or not. 

During the appointment.

Those who have visited my studio know that the main massage area is fully tiled, walls and floor, so that you can basically piss wherever you think is kinky to experiment, because its easy to disinfect and clean the area afterward. I also have a large wet room area which is the most obvious place, and a deep free standing bath, but it depends on how inventive you want to be. I enjoy being pissed on everywhere on my body, except my hair and head. I do not mind in the mouth ( but that is my prerogative) and love having my arsehole pissed on, the sensation is delicious. I am truly at your mercy so to speak.

Cleanliness and Hygiene.

Many people think being pissed on is unhygienic. The truth is that piss straight from the tap as it were is fine provided those being pissed on have no cuts etc on their skin and in the mouth provided those doing the pissing are healthy. Is there any health risks? Of course, every intimate sexual act carries a health risk, as does crossing the road. In over 17 years of providing adult services I have been lucky in never catching anything. Why? Perhaps luck, but also, despite the fact that I sound like a bit of a dirty pervert in these blog post, I am actually very careful about what I do with whom and I, after 17 years, know what to look for regarding clients who may have something unhealthy etc. I am also tested regularly, so my health is pretty good and I intend keeping it that way while having fun. So, don't be shy and try experimenting.


I am infamous for my rimming. I enjoy rimming a mans arse, seriously, after water-sports, its my next serious kink. There is nothing like a long deep rimming, running my tongue from your balls up to and around your arsehole is often enough to make you squirt, as many clients can verify.

Preparation for the client.

When a client arrives I always ask them to have a shower and to wash front and back. This means, not just your cock and balls but your arse and more importantly, your arsehole. You will only receive the full rimming experience if you are spotlessly clean. Some clients douche as well before they arrive, this is helpful if you are going to get fucked or fingered. Remember I am not into scat and I do not think many of my clients are either. So, its cleanliness all the way.


Preparation for the client, see above. I usually insert only a third of a finger and use a condom on my finger(s) if the client is really into fingering and likes to be deep fingered using one, two or more fingers. With plenty of lube this is a great way to reach orgasm either by being fingered while being wanked or sucked. For couples, try being fingered while fucking your partner. 
I personally adore being fingered by clients, though few do it correctly, but those who do it can make me have an internal orgasm, which is you have never had one is far more intense than a straight forward orgasm where you ejaculate. 
A good fingering (especially if you have a tight arsehole like me) is all about using plenty of lube and taking your time. Just jabbing your finger in is not good and can be painful. Time, patience and talking dirty helps.:}


Who does not like oral, getting their cock sucked? I love sucking cock and licking balls, but only if you are clean. I normally do oral without a condom because I cannot stand the taste of condoms, but if you are not clean then I reserve the right to use one. If you are sucking me, please do not use your teeth. Seriously, teeth and sensitive cock-ends, do not mix well and some guys, perhaps not used to sucking a guys cock can forget to cover their teeth with their lips when sucking. Just think and perhaps copy my example when I suck you. Just a little hint.

Caning and Spanking.

I do role play as discussed on a previous blog and offer spanking and caning. No preparation required really, just be clean and state exactly what you require. I do not mind being lightly spanked if you want to chastise me for being naughty. Just a suggestion.

Looking forward to seeing clients. Remember you can also call me for dirty chat at £1 a minute with carious ways to pay. Give me a call to book an appointment or organise a wank chat on 07517 697 569

Friday, 15 May 2020

How To Have A Great Appointment.

What makes for a good appointment? This is not just something I have been asked but something I have asked myself often. Certainly having a rapport with a client helps but it is not always the case that you get on with a client on a first meeting. So I have decided to write a little list of thoughts which clients may consider before making an appointment.
Regarding appointments, hopefully the present situation will return to normal soon. Already some businesses are open and cleaners are allowed to go back to work. Call for information etc. its easier. Perhaps you could be my naked cleaner :)

Time Keeping.

If you make an appointment and have to cancel, then that is not a problem. Making an appointment and not turning up is a problem and will no doubt see you banned. I go to a lot of trouble to make myself and my studio welcoming and to be let down is not just disappointing financially, it can mean me turning away a genuine appointment and it is just rude. So please do not do it.


Simple though it may sound but talking is so important. I am not a mind reader and if you have particular likes or dislikes, then please just tell me. Seriously there is nothing worse than thinking that you are doing the right thing and you are really getting into an appointment and suddenly, out of the blue, the client tells you, Oh, sorry but I don't like that, and this could be anything from being rimmed, fingered to simply just touching someones feet. I kid you not. An appointments natural flow can be spoilt and the mood destroyed by suddenly discovering that a client does not like what the majority of guys do like. So please, tell me. This also works for things which a client may have liked to have tried or done but felt too embarrassed to ask for and I felt was not right to suggest. How many times in the talk afterwards have I mentioned my love of being pissed on (or whatever) and a client had said, “Oh, I wish I had known, I have always wanted to try that”. Well, you just need to have mentioned it and I would have been more than delighted to have obliged.


Being clean for an appointment is essential. I am not into body odour and certainly not scat. I may love being pissed on, but I do not have anything to do with brown. If that is your thing then please look elsewhere. I shower before every appointment and clean myself with a douche so that if you rim or finger me I am clean. I expect the same from my clients. Thank you. 
I am rightly famous for my rimming, which I enjoy doing. Licking a mans arse is heavenly, but only if it is clean.
That said, I do have a client who likes to push chocolate into my arsehole and lick it out. Seriously divine sensation. I also do face sitting, which some of my clients adore. Obviously I will also fuck you, thats not a problem and I love being fingered and rimmed and having a cock rubbed against my arsehole. I am very tight however so most people cannot fuck me, but I still love feeling a cock hard against my hole and having my arse showered with spunk and if I'm lucky washed off with piss. This, honestly is another one of my favourite kinks, but that is as dirty as it gets regarding the rear.

Things I Do Not Do Or Especially Enjoy.

I will under no circumstance do underage scenarios but I am quite happy to do the gay daddy kink which is popular in porn.
I am not into cross dressing personally. If you like to wear women's knickers however then that is fine but not the full thing. Other people offer this service who enjoy it and I do not. Sorry, nothing personal, just everyone is different and have different kinks.
I do not do leather and have no fetish gear, so no leather or rubber. I do have a selection of toys however.
I do not particularly enjoy fisting and to be serious I have a very broad hand, so its unlikely you would be able to accommodate my fist anyway.
Shaving is a difficult one. I am not trained to do shaving nor insured, so I tend to say no. If you want me to do a basic shave totally at your own discretion then that is your choice.
I do NOT do anything involving blood/needles or extreme pain.

Kinks that I like.

I enjoy role play. My favourite is the headmaster/boss type.
I enjoy water-sports (being pissed on)
I enjoy rimming both giving and receiving.
I enjoy spanking and caning (giving) and do not mind a light spanking on me.
I enjoy giving massage to men and women to orgasm or just a good massage. I am a fully trained masseur.
I do see single women and happy to give an erotic massage using fingers and tongue if required. I do not promise penis penetration with a woman however. It all depends to be honest.
I enjoy seeing couples, gay and straight. I have seen a number of M/F couples. If a M/F couple I obviously prefer if the man is bi. I am happy to massage the female and pleasure her with fingers and tongue and offer the same to the man while he pleasures his female partner. Open to suggestions, but I do not promise penis penetration of the female. I am a gay masseur, but have no problem with straight sex and joining in provided the man is bi curious at the very least. I like kinky, so please do not be afraid to ask.


I am a trained masseur and I do offer a half hour massage for £30, but I am fully clothed ( you need not be) and it is not erotic. Extras are available of course. A full naked massage with everything included is £60 for half an hour. Other times/rates are on my website or call for details and an appointment.

Don't be shy. Give me a call to book an appointment and I can imagine during this lockdown my clients are desperate for a good rimming. Hmm... feeling horny now.

Friday, 1 May 2020

Missing My Randy Clients.

Dear readers and clients, I have been working on my next dirty book and have some dirty stories nearly ready to publish for you to buy for 99p on Kindle. More details to follow soon

Glad to see my previous book "My Dirty Memoirs" is still selling and, it seems, keeping every ones cock rock hard. Please remember not to wank too much however, but to keep some of that hot sperm for me. Seriously I am missing my clients so much, especially my really dirty ones. I am presently having so many vivid dirty dreams where I am rimming tight little arseholes or having gallons of hot piss raining down on me that I can't sleep without at least two wanks a night. I'm exhausting myself.... well, no, I just needing some cock :-) Honestly, when you are used to attending the needs of demanding cocks on a daily basis to then be denied even one cock for weeks is more than a hot blooded cock hungry masseur like myself can cope with.

I genuinely hope all my randy clients will visit soon to have their needs fully satisfied. In the meantime, if you cannot visit then please call me for a dirty wank £1 per minute (07517 697 569) with various ways to pay or just to let me know you are missing my services. I have heard from several clients just calling to see how I am coping and promising to visit. Thank you for those calls.

In the meantime I have cleaned the massage studio from top to bottom, done the garden, tidied the house and have become a true domestic goddess. Anything to stop me thinking about my randy clients and their hard cocks.

I hope that everyone is keeping well and keeping safe and I honestly hope to see clients as soon as they feel that they can visit for some discreet fun.

Christopher Harlot.... the presently frustrated Harlot.

Thursday, 19 March 2020

Dirty Minds. A Taster And Link to My Dirty Memoirs.

DIRTY MINDS. A taster of my true lived experience as an erotic masseur.

Despite this horrible and very annoying pandemic I am pleased to say that my clients still have rampant cocks which need to be satisfied.

A couple of days ago a newish client booked for the second appointment. Lets just say he was less interested in the massage on his second appointment. While he was showering I had undressed and was leaning over the massage table putting on and arranging new towels when I felt his hand between my legs gently squeezing my balls. Being me, I had my arse pushed up straight away and spreading my legs and leaning over the table I felt his finger stroke around my arsehole, teasing me. I love having my arsehole stroked and teased and when he knelt behind me and began to run his tongue around my wrinkled little hole I began to groan appreciatively. Thinking logically as always, and wanting to make his job easier I quickly climbed onto the massage table on my knees and head down and arse in the air, totally exposed, I spread my legs further so that he not only had a good view but could stroke my cock while shamelessly rimming my arsehole to perfection. He was good with his tongue, pushing in hard, teasing, deep into my twitching wrinkled hole, then he slowly licked in a circle around the rim before stroking his tongue down to my balls and up again. Seriously, I am famous for my rimming, but this guy was a master.

Strings of pre-cum now dribbled in silver, sticky, glistening strings from my cock-hole. I felt his fingers pull my throbbing cock back between my legs, naturally pushing my arse yet further into the air. I closed my eyes, such was the intensity of the pleasure as he stroked my throbbing cock gently, yet firmly, up and down. I felt him pull my cock back toward him and then I shivered as his tongue licked around my glistening glands savouring the salty taste of my pre-cum. The sensations were now unbearably divine and intense and putting my hand back and behind his head I pushed his face back up toward my arsehole. He stroked with his wet tongue along my shaft , over my shaved balls, between my legs and then onto my exposed hole where he drove his tongue deep into my twitching wrinkled orifice making me moan loudly, “god, your a dirty bastard,” I turned to face his smiling face and he nodded.......

Thats all your getting for now readers... This is just the sort of story based on true experience which will be available soon on kindle. Look out for links. Also to speak to me personally for really dirty chat ( £1 a minute.) Call to discuss ways to pay call 07517 697569

Remember that I already have My Dirty Memoirs available to buy on Kindle. It is now, I have been told, a blue classic. It makes me rock hard and I wrote it and lived all the experiences described. Please give yourself a treat. You will not be disappointed.

Stopping Personal One To One Appointments With New Clients

Stopping personal appointments with new clients (until further notice).

Sadly I am going to have to stop seeing any new clients for the forseable future. Watching the news and listening to the advice being given by the government this would seem to be the sensible course of action. Apart from the health risks relating to Coronavirus, I worry that the situation may begin to deteriorate regarding law and order and people in my profession are vulnerable because we have to work alone in order to remain legal.  I will still see regular clients.

I am not closing down altogether however. I am going to concentrate on dirty phone chat. Give me a call on 07517 697569 . There are a number of ways to pay and I charge £1 a minute and you can bank minutes, so, if you book 30 minutes and only use 10, then you can bank the remaining 20 minutes for use later. If you are an old client or a regular to my blog you will know that I like it dirty and that I am un-shockable (although no underage please).

I am also going to write some short stories which will be available on Kindle which I hope to make available for around £1/1.99 which I hope you will buy. During this difficult time I need your support financially. This is my only source of income and I hope my clients will understand and continue to support me and enjoy the services I offer even if I cannot at present see you on a one to one basis. Some regular clients are paying toward future one to one appointments. If you are in a position to do this then all monies will be gratefully received and banked for future appointments.

Well I hope everyone will keep safe and I hope normal service will resume as soon as possible.

My regards and my best wishes and please keep horny :-)

Chris, the now very frustrated Harlot.

Tuesday, 17 March 2020

Dealing With The present Coronavirus Pandemic

Still Open for Business.

Dealing with the present Coronavirus Pandemic.

I thought it important to inform clients of what is happening during the present crisis over the Covid-19 (Coronavirus) pandemic. Obviously this is a worrying time for everyone and advice from the government is changing almost daily. I will try and keep everyone informed.

I remain at the moment open for business. Visiting me is no more risky than filling your car with petrol or shopping at any supermarket. The virus is spread through contact with surfaces touched by an infected person. Provided surfaces are disinfected then risk of infection is minimal if non existent. Provided you are showing no signs of symptoms, that is no recent coughs, temperatures, aches or pains, (basically if you are showing signs of a cold or flu,) then you are safe to visit. If you are showing any of these signs then I would strongly advise you not to visit.

When you arrive you must have a hot shower, ( I always shower before an appointment), when you leave I now wash not just your shower towel, but all towels and sheets etc that you have been in contact with on a 90% wash and all surfaces are disinfected. Basically I am doing all I can to make sure that everything is as safe as possible. Obviously I am regularly tested for everything related to STDs and I am pleased to say that in 17 years I have never had any infections related to my work. Clients can carry on booking knowing that they are as safe as it is possible to be. This is my business and I need your support to survive and to carry on offering the service that has been so appreciated over the last 17 years.

I understand that clients will nevertheless by worried and with this in mind I am offering some new services which will I hope keep you all happy. If we are all forced to self isolate then we may well need a good wank to keep sane.

If you wish to visit and are worried about physical contact then I am happy to offer a to view service. Basically you can pay to watch me play with myself. Call to discuss prices.

I am also offering a phone sex service with prices starting at £10 for ten minutes which you can pay in a number of easy ways including by card. This allows for you to be as dirty as you like over the phone and you can store minutes ie, if you book half an hour for £30 and only use ten minutes, then you can carry the remaining minutes over.

Other ways in which you can help over this difficult period. Some clients have already paid for ( or partially paid for) appointments in advance in order to help financially ( remember we sex workers cannot rely on banks or the government to help us out, so we rely on our clients). If you are able to do this then I will be happy to bank your appointments for after the present panic has subsided.

If you can think of any other service that I could offer then please let me know.

Please call me for an appointment or to book a sex chat on 07517 697569

Thank you..keep happy.