Dear readers,
just a short update. May has been busy and eventful. Moving house is progressing although no definite new home has been chosen, although I have two that have potential. I am close to making a decision and will inform everyone of that choice as soon as I am able.
Lots of new clients this month including a couple (m/f) appointment which I will recall in gloriously erotic detail a little later. I also met up with a couple of regular clients whom I thought had moved on because I had not seen them for a few months. Glad to say they were rampant and entertaining and promised to resume their regular visits. One of the sad aspects of this job is that you have regular client whom you entertain for years and you get to know them well and then they just disappear and you have no idea what has happened. One of the golden rules of this job is that you never contact clients unless they specifically give permission to contact them for a particular reason, for example, two of my regular clients have asked me to text them when my new book is available ( delayed because I have become caught up with moving).
Clients do move on eventually but I will always be around in one form or another because if I decide to retire from erotic massage I intend devoting my time to writing erotica and this blog will keep everyone informed of what I am doing, what I am publishing and of course where I am.
I do expect to be moved this summer, so if anyone wants to visit while I am still in Newcastle, then you may only have a few months to do so. Obviously the wank-chat service remains available and is still very popular, so if you cannot see me in person but are feeling horny, give me a call and for £1 a minute you can be as dirty as you like over the phone. Various ways to pay, minimum spend is £10 for ten minutes and of course you can carry minutes you have not used over to your next dirty chat.
I admit that because I have not been feeling great over the last few months ( feeling much better now thankfully) I was therefore not looking forward to meeting this couple that rang for an appointment and I was on the verge of cancelling them. Thankfully I didn't cancel because I think, despite me not being on top form, that the appointment went well. Threesomes are always hit or miss, they either are wonderful or a disaster, no in-betweens.
The couple were very nice when they arrived, slim and attractive and he especially was very nervous. Normally it is the woman who is more nervous but on this instance she was really in charge and very respectful. To cut to the chase, it began after they had showered and he called me over to join them asking if I was really into pissing. Naturally I said yes and falling on my knees he began by taking a long piss in my mouth while she kissed him passionately. i enjoyed sucking his semi-stiff cock into my mouth as he pissed for the longest times, filling my mouth with his hot piss straight from the tap as it were. I was instantly hard and excited of course, I always am when pissing is involved. When he eventually finished pissing and I had drained the last drops we moved to the massage table where I invited her to join me in giving him a four hand massage, concentrating on his buttocks and running our fingers over his puckered arsehole. Slipping my hand down between his legs I began to massage his balls and cock while she moved to the front of the massage table and began to kiss him while I was tonguing his anus. I continued rimming him, licking down around his balls while he stroked my cock. Soon he was kneeling and we then took turns rimming his arsehole, playing with his balls and cock until she began to suck his cock deep into her mouth while he, now very excited, wanked my cock, harder and harder. We now were very excited and I asked her if it was ok for me to caress her breasts, which she was fine with, and so between me playing with her breasts, him stroking my cock and me tongue fucking his arsehole, a very pleasant second round was brought to a close.
We decided to move into the bedroom where they both wanted to work on me and so laying on the bed she told him to suck my cock, which he did, nervously at first, but then as she encouraged him to take my cock deeper into his throat, which he did, relishing his first time sucking a mans cock and I was very happy with his performance. He asked her to suck my cock and with my permission she did. I have been sucked by a few women and in general men do better blow jobs, but she was very good, taking me deep into her throat and sucking down to the root. Should she decide to work at some point she would do well on blow jobs alone. Things then progressed into him fucking her while I played with her breasts and stroked her clit. She then asked me to fuck him, which I did, while they both kissed and she stroked and sucked his cock while I fucked his tight arse with hard thrust to his great pleasure. He then decided that he wanted to fuck her again while I again played with her clit. I could not resist stroking his arsehole and balls and slipping my fingers into his wet, well fucked arse so that I was frigging him while he fucked her. He slipped his cock out of her cunt twice so that I could suck him, savouring her sticky cunt juice and I think she enjoyed watching.
So the hour passed with him giving her quite a hard fuck again while I knelt behind and kissed his balls and arsehole and played with his dangling balls while he thrust his cock in and out of her cunt, a delightful vision to watch close up. I wished they had done doggy because they could have experienced my third specialty, the first being rimming, the second rimming a nice arse while fucking and the third is licking a wet cunt and clit and his cock while it slips in and out of a wet cunt. HMMM, I am so hard now just thinking about that position, his cock slipping out of her cunt and into my mouth. Perhaps next time. He then asked me to spunk over him while she sucked him, but as I had explained I was not feeling on top form and had performed far better than I had expected, so I declined, which was sad but not too sad because I soon bent over and presented him my arsehole which, while kissing her, he wanked against until he shot his hot spunk all over my arsehole and buttocks.
So ended a very hot little session which I think they both enjoyed and I certainly did enjoy far more than I had expected. One thing not mentioned is that throughout the appointment she had a glass dildo inserted in her anus, but it was never mentioned or made use of. Perhaps they were too shy, who knows.
Anyone fancying a couples appointment please feel free to ask. I charge 50% extra, so an hour would be £150 etc and I am not pedantic about times etc and if things run over a little, that's fine,
I hope you enjoyed reading about this little adventure. Please call 07517 697569 to book an appointment or wank-chat.
Take care dear readers, stay hard and randy, it is all good fun and done in the best possible taste.
Chris
