Thursday 21 December 2023

MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR...

Dear readers, just a very short post to wish all my clients a lovely Christmas and a Happy New Year. I am sure my readers will appreciate the Christmas picture which made me chuckle. I am working over Christmas ( not Christmas day obviously) but have decided that I will only be seeing regular clients. I am of course still offering wank chat to everyone.

Hopefully next time I post I will have a moving date. I cannot wait now as I sit surrounded by packed boxes and all the debris associated with packing.

No dirty story this time.... but I will post a really dirty memory next post

Take care and have a lovely festive break.

Chris .

Call 07517 697569 to book an appointment or wank chat charged at £1 per minute, minimum £10 and unused minutes can of course be carried forward.

Tuesday 12 December 2023

FATHER CHRISTMAS COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR...AHHH.

 Dear readers it is that time of year again when I ask clients if they are all prepared for Christmas and I am greeted with a grunt and a smirk suggesting that Christmas is as popular as syphilis....shudder at the thought of that curse. Personally I am sitting in a totally Christmas free environment because not a single piece of Christmas cheer now decorates my bare walls and instead I sit surrounded by boxes of possessions ready and waiting for the big move to my new home. It is all rather sad but weirdly cheerful at the same time because although I am saying goodbye to 20 years in my present home I am looking forward to a new start in my lovely little Victorian cottage, or it will be lovely when I have finished remodelling and decorating.

I will be working as normal over Christmas and New Year and until the end of January when I will be closing my studio for the last time. I worked out the other day that I have been doing this work, first as an escort and later as an erotic masseur fo 22 years. It has been a long time and for the most part an enjoyable adventure meeting lots of nice guys and hopefully making some friends. I looked at my records yesterday and realised some of my clients have been visiting me for 18 years, which is a long time, so I must have done something right to keep them engaged for so long. 

I am not retiring completely. I have told my regular clients that if I will carry on seeing them ( probably from the end of March) at my new home for as long as they wish to carry on seeing me. I will also carry on writing the blog which will still have erotic stories and become I hope a vehicle for my erotic writing. I have two books which are near completion but because of personal stuff have never been finished. I also have lots of ideas for new stories. My hope is that I will finish these two erotic tomes and on them build a new career as an erotic writer. I am also going to carry on offering the wank chat phone service and I am looking at other options to carry on working in the sex business. I have after all 22 years experience of dealing with men and women and meeting their sexual fantasies and helping them explore their bodies. When I was more involved in the politics of sex worker rights I used to write about sex as therapy and as a form of healing, as something even spiritual. There is after all a rich history of sacred sex where sex was understood not just as being about pleasure and/or procreation, but as a positive for spiritual, psychological and physical health. I once argued and was derided by women sex workers that one of the differences between men and women was that although both like sex for men sex was an essential for their mental health. Something worth more discussion I think. We shall see what happens in the future. 

I have told regular clients to keep my phone number or keep reading the blog because I will stop advertising at the end of January.

I have been busy entertaining regular clients and a number of new clients, including a gentleman visiting from Europe who is a fan of the blog. They all seemed to have enjoyed their little adventure and have said that they will carry on seeing me after I officially retire. One of my encounters was especially fun and illustrates that sometimes just the massage and all the attention being on the client can be very stimulating for both parties.

This particular client I have seen a few times and he has a nice regular body and a nice thick cock and some heavy balls which I find especially a turn on. I am a balls man, nothing nicer than a man bending over and two heavy balls hanging in their sack between his legs, ideally just above your mouth...but I digress. The massage began as normal, warm oil on the back and down the arse crack so that my fingers could stroke and tease the little puckered ring of his arsehole. It was not long before the massage was forgotten and his arse was in the air and I had his heavy balls grasped in my fist and as I stroked his arsehole I pulled on his ball sack gently which made his cock swing. I could not resist and as I stroked and pulled on his balls my tongue began to lick and tease his arsehole, pushing gently in between the puckered muscles making him moan in pleasure as I licked his most intimate orifice, making it twitch around my tongue. I slipped my hand down to stroke his thick cock and noticed his knob end was leaking pre-cum that mixed with the warm oil to create the perfect lube to stroke and tease his cock. All this time that I was stroking his cock my tongue continued to tease his anus and then to suck his balls, first one and then both as I tried to get them both in my mouth. I could sense he was getting close and turning round he lay on his back, his legs spread wide. It was such an inviting pose and naturally I could not resist slipping his cock deep into my throat and my fingers,  first one and then two fingers, inside his tight arsehole, stretching his rectum as he face fucked me and then suddenly I felt his arsehole grip my fingers and his cock jerk as as he ejaculated jet after jet of creamy thick salty spunk into my mouth. I was rock hard by now but he had not touched me and yet giving him such an intense orgasm was for me a job well done. 

I hope you enjoyed that little memory from only a couple of days ago. If you want to book an appointment or just to book a wank chat (£1 per minute, minimum 10 minutes but minutes can be carried) then call me on 07517 697569

I will not be posting again until the New Year so I will wish you all a happy Christmas and holiday break and hope you all get something nice for Christmas and that you all have a prosperous New Year because we all need money do we not.

Take care and happy wanking.....

Chris.