Thursday, 24 March 2022


 After an incredibly busy January and February, March has been weirdly quiet. A few new clients have kept things ticking over. I have had a few days off as well. I had a cold and being your typical man, it was of course man flu and I spent three days in bed a martyr to blocked sinuses, headaches and feeling totally miserable. Thankfully I seem back to normal and looking forward to entertaining my deliciously perverse clientele.

Aside from the appalling war in Ukraine and the shocking rise in fuel costs which will affect everyone including myself, I was shocked ( as were thousands of other sex workers) to notice that the government has sneaked a new amendment into the online security bill. The amendments would criminalise online hosts that advertise sex work with heavy fines and threats of imprisonment for owners/managers of such sites. They did this in America with disastrous results for sex workers who lost their independence to operate and control their own businesses. In America all sex work is criminalised ( with the exception of a few brothels in Nevada), and both being a sex worker and a client is illegal. Here in the UK a sex worker is legal provided they work alone and the client is perfectly legal provided they are not kerb crawling. I work from my own premises and work alone and so my clients are breaking no laws. Despite my legality however (and the legality of thousand of other sex workers) the government, if this bill is passed unamended, will potentially deny my right to advertise. I have no idea how this potentially may affect myself or others, it may possibly not, but just in case I urge anyone reading my blog to make a note of my number if they intend booking an appointment or booking a wank chat, just in case. You could also write to the home secretary or/and your MP if possible explaining that this amendment is dangerous and would deprive thousands of sex workers of their independence and ability to control their working environment and to vet their clients. I will give a link to an article explaining the amendments. I personally will be writing to both my MP and the home secretary, but this government seems to have a deaf ear even to its MPs and voters, so I do not expect even a response. The sad fact is that governments use the excuse that they are protecting sex workers from exploitation by pimps, but they in reality push sex workers into the hands of pimps and criminals who exploit both them and their clients. As an independent sex worker/masseur I work when I want, can vet my own clients and see whomever I please and charge whatever I want. Having control over your own business and your advertising is vital if sex workers are to remain safe and free from exploitation. 

On a lighter note I have had a few enquires from couples and from women. I do see women occasionally as well as couples. I do not promise to fuck women however, but if a woman is happy to enjoy a warm oil massage that is both relaxing and sensual and erotic I am more than happy to offer the service. With m/f couples I am happy to offer a helping hand and tongue or whatever. 

With previous couple appointments I usually concentrate on the woman for the massage, massaging the warm oil into her breasts and then slipping my hand between her legs to gently massage her slit, stroking gently dow to her anus and then over her cunt lips and as she gradually relaxes and become moist I begin to slip my finger inside her cunt, stroking deeper with every stroke as she opens up. If she has very sensitive nipples I play with them or use my tongue and teeth to tease and bite, usually all the time stroking her wet cunt, slipping my fingers inside and rubbing her clit. If the male partner is around he is usually stroking his cock by now and depending on his kink is either watching my fingers fuck her cunt or he watches me bite her engorged nipples. Sometimes I let him take charge of the nipples which leaves me free to concentrate on her cunt. By this stage she usually has her legs wide open allowing me to access her wet cunt fully. Although gay I do enjoy watching a most cunt being fingered or fucked. I like to bite and lick the clit while fingering her cunt, enjoying the wet, warm moist softness as I slip my fingers deep inside or just rubbing her cunt lips, squeezing and teasing them. Every woman, like every man, is different in what they like. Some women also like to have their arseholes fingered and so using the warm sticky cunt juice as lube to slide a finger in her arsehole while also fingering or licking her clit I pleasure her until she moans and I feel her cunt and/or arsehole muscles grip my fingers. By this stage both the man and woman are fully aroused and so moving through to the bed I get her to adopt a doggy position and then, after sucking his cock, which is usually dribbling copious pre-cum. I then like to  slide my head between her legs and guide his cock into her cunt. I love the watching a hard cock slide ball deep into a woman's cunt or arse. I then like to lick his cock and balls as he slides in and out of her cunt  or to just lick his balls if he is fucking her arse and when he comes it is amazing watching his balls swinging and then his cock jerking as it shoots spunk inside her pussy, or sometimes, if I am lucky, he pulls out and shoots it over her cunt, so that some dribbles into my mouth. On one occasion a client did this and the woman, her cunt covered in spunk, sat up and rubbed her cum covered cunt over my mouth and face until she orgasmed and, well, my face was covered in sticky sperm and cunt juice. perversely satisfying for everyone concerned. My other favourite is to get behind the man while he fucks his wife and to grab his balls and pull them gently or suck them. On one memorable occasion I rimmed a mans arsehole while he fucked his wife and then inserted my finger deep into his arsehole just as he shot his spunk deep into her cunt. As he withdraw he allowed me to suck his cock. Yummy taste of spunk and cunt juice. I have however done many things with different people. On one occasion I fucked a guy while he was fucking his wife and on another occasion I fingered her arsehole while she rode his cock. Basically, my job is to assist in whatever fantasy is required. 

I hope you have enjoyed this post and that I have given you some ideas. As I said, I am open to wank chat and taking dirty about whatever fantasy you have and of course I am happy to meet in person for a good massage and some fun thrown in. Please store my number just in case advertising becomes difficult. I will post the link as promised above. Take care and do not wank alone, phone a friend or better still book a dirty no holds barred appointment with your local dirty masseur. 

Click here to view the Safety Bill and the proposals curtesy of an article in the Independent.

Tel 07517 697569 for an appointment or wankchat  Please store this number if possible, just incase and then you can contact me for some fun whatever this government (or future governments) decides to do regarding advertising. I hope that sufficient pressure from sex workers and their clients mixed with common sense will prevail. Fingers and whatever else crossed.

Tuesday, 8 March 2022


 I often get asked to be a master, but finding a compatable slave is not easy. There has to be trust and honesty abut what each participant desires and wants for a slave master relationship to work well and it takes time to build that trust. I personally, over 20 years, have only had two good slave relationships. The first one was someone I used to see in London. He liked to be humiliated, which is what I specialise in when playing the slave master. We had some good times. He liked me to call him dirty names and to spank him when he was bad. He would spend hours kneeling on the floor while I ate food he had bought for me, my feet resting on his back. He was very kinky and liked me to stuff cooked sausages up his arsehole which I then made him eat, but only after he had begged for his food like a bad dog. Sometimes I rubbed food over my arsehole and he would enjoy licking it off. He was an excellent rimmer and could insert his tongue deep into my arse. Seriously, he could make me come just through rimming, He could actually bite my anus, which is a rare talent, very erotic but of course biting always was rewarded with a good spanking. I would sometimes make him piss his pants and then I would shove his pissy underpants in his mouth and make him take my cock in his arse. He was a good tight fuck. Sadly however, has moved abroad but he still occasionally gets in touch. Apparently he has now found another master in Europe. No doubt he is still enjoying his old fetishes and perhaps has learned new ones. Sex is all about exploring your darkest desires and experiencing new sensations.

Since working solely from my studio I have met several wannabe slaves but none have worked out apart from one whom I have now been entertaining over several years. He likes to be pissed on, not something I am very good at doing, preferring to receive the piss. (being pissed on or watching men piss is my personal kink). He also loves to eat chocolate bars and other sweets from my arsehole. Kinky? yes, but amazingly it is great fun. Having someone suck maltesers out of your arsehole is a treat to be savoured, hopefully by both parties of course. He also loves to be humiliated and called a dirty cunt while he licks my arse. I also call him a dirty dog when he gets down on all fours and sniffs my arse to make sure he recognises his master. 

A session usually begins with me stripping him naked and putting a dog collar around his neck.  I then stick a finger deep into his arse to make sure he is clean, making him sniff my fingers before telling him he is a dirty dog called cunt who need to recognise that I am his master whom he has to please. Pulling my white pants to one side, (he loves small white cotton briefs,) I demand that since he is a dirty dog he needs to behave like a dog and I ask him what to "do what dogs do, which is?" He replies that they sniff arses.  I then make him stick his nose up my arse crack and to tell me if he has the right master and does he like my dirty arsehole. He replies "yes master'" and I ask him if it smells dirty and he always replies, yes master, and he buries his whole face between the crack of my arse.I then tell him to taste his masters arsehole, like a good doggy should, just to make sure that he has the right master and I feel his tongue lick my tight puckered hole. 

When I am satisfied that he is properly excited and that his cock is hard I tell him to lie on his back and I squat over him so that he has a good view of my anus and balls. Sitting on his face I allow him to lick my arsehole, sticking his tongue into the tight hole and then to lick around my balls. When he has fully aroused me and my knob end is wet with pre-cum I ram my cock down his throat, all the time telling him that he is a dirty cunt who loves licking dirt shit holes and sniffing mens dirty arses. I hold his nose to restrict his breathing, something he enjoys when his throat is filled with my cock. He is usually wanking himself without my permission since he exists only to pleasure me, his master. I reprimand him by pulling his legs up and apart and I slap his balls and cock and his arsehole which makes him squirm.

After his reprimand he apologises and begs for food (which he has brought with him,) kit-kats, fingers of fudge, maltesers. I slip the chocolate he has provided into my anus allowing just a little to stick out, which he then pulls on with his teeth. As the chocolate slips out of my tight arsehole he cleans up by licking and sucking the chocolate out of my anus. All the time I abused him verbally for being a dirty dog, a dirty cunt. When he is finished, his mouth and chin covered in chocolate I demand he fetch a mirror which I use to check that he has cleaned my arsehole. If he leaves a mess, which he always does, I put him across my knee and I spank him hard on his bare arse, telling him to say thank you master after each hard slap. I tell him repeatedly that he he is a dirty cunt and he always says yes, sir, I am a very dirty cunt who wants to suck his masters cock. 

When I am satisfied his arse cheeks are red enough. I tell him to drop to his knees and he begins to suck my cock, taking it right down the back of his throat. If he has sucked my cock well I reward him by then fucking his arse, either while standing up with his legs tied together which makes for a really tight fuck, or I bending him over and fuck him doggy or sometimes I lay him on his back and spreading his legs I make him rub his finger around his shaved anus while my cock fucks in and out of his arsehole. If he moans too much with pleasure I stretch his arsehole by fingering him while fucking hm. While I fuck him he has to tell me how dirty a dog he is and how much he loves to lick mens arseholes, the dirtier the better.

On other occasions I shove a dildo up his arse and sit on his face and pushing a stick of chocolate up my anus I proceed to allow it to slip out slowly into his mouth while he fucks himself with the dildo. When I feel I am near coming I squirt my spunk over his face, then, if I am in the mood, I piss on his face and wash the spunk off with my hot piss. This is his ultimate turn on and he usually now wanks himself off, squirting his spunk over his chest. The session ends with both of us satisfied.

He is a good slave but he visits irregularly which of course is on purpose, meaning that he deserves a good spanking. All part of the game. If reading this he need to get his arse around here for a good hard caning.

So, I hope my other regulars are not too shocked by my role as a master, it is a kink you either enjoy or you don't, A good slave master relationship is rare but if that is your kink, then some dirty fun can be had.

I must make it clear however that I am not into the leather of rubber fetish stuff, but I do verbal abuse, spanking, caning and breath control. I use verbal abuse often in wank chat or when playing a scenario, usually by being the boss and reprimanding an employee, which is a favourite fantasy or a school master/student scenario which is another favourite.

I am also going to start offering dirty underwear if anyone is interested. Spunk stained, ready to sniff and wanked over, piss stained etc, all by by special request. If interested email or call for details. Depending what you want, prices start at £20 a pair. Great fetish kink. 

Remember my dirty wank chat service is very popular and available from 10 am until 10 pm. call for details, many easy ways to pay and prices starting from £10

Call 07517 697569 or email


 A client asked the other day how I managed to have sex everyday with different people. This was at least a variation on the usual reproach that I must be rampant sexually when I go off on holiday. The truth is that although I enjoy sex, I am not a sex maniac,I am not constantly erect and hunting for erotic encounters. If I did not do this job I would probably be happily married and living a life of domesticity, reading, writing and cooking and of course caring for animals, which is my passion. The reason I have done this job for 20 years is that I enjoy the adventure of meeting new people and helping them enjoy themselves and explore sex. I often describe my job as being a mixture of sex therapist and a masturbatory tool. I hope I excite my clients to explore their sexuality and to stimulate their imagination while providing a guilt free and safe environment in which to indulge. I never call clients or pester them or require any form of relationship, although my regulars become a bit like old lovers, which is nice. I get to know their kinks and desires and try to please as best I can. I am certainly cheaper than a mistress or toy boy/man. I am un-shockable and happy to help you explore your sex-kinks.

I have at last got back to the gym. After two years in the house I desperately needed to tone up a little, not that I will ever be a gym bunny. My sex chat line is doing well, I am shocked and delighted at how dirty the minds of my clients can be. I love a little kink, everyone now knows about my passion for being pissed on and I have discovered the joy of being spanked, not too hard, but with a little spanking and toying with my arsehole, I am happy as the proverbial in er,,, well, you know what I mean (but not literally, just not my scene, no scat. YUK). 

I would like to apologise to a couple of cross dressers who have asked for an appointment. I do not like turning anyone away, but cross dressing does absolutely nothing for me sexually and yes, I can give you a massage, but for the fun bit, I would be pretending and that is something I am not very good at. I love role play, but I am gay because I like men who are men, which is why I love my married men who make up probably 90% of my client base. I have absolutely nothing against cross dressing, if that is your kink etc, but its not for me.

I had a really interesting appointment the other day with a very short man who was hung like a donkey. I kid you not. His cock when flaccid hung to his knees and when erect he could give himself a good blow job by just bending his head forward. I am not a size queen by any stretch of the imagination, cock size genuinely does not bother me much, but this chaps cock was so exceptionally big I was just glad that I do not get fucked, because literally it would have tickled my tonsils. YEP. I do love having a hard cock rubbed and pushed against my arsehole and having my hole spunked on is pure heaven)

I began as always with the client on his front and I began to massage his back and slowly worked my way between the cheeks of his arse. He had a round, perfectly puckered hole that just demanded to be tongued. Naturally it was not long before my tongue was licking around the rim of his arsehole, and judging by the moans, he was enjoying my rimming. As my regulars know, I love to get my tongue deep into a clean arsehole and so urging him to a kneeling position I attacked his anus again and spreading his arse cheeks with my hands buried my head and flicked my tongue deep into his puckered hole. Pushing his arse back he helped facilitate my tongue in fucking his arse while I held his balls in my hand and pulled on them gently, making him moan. I ended up with my face in his arse, my tongue fucking deep into his anus while I pulled his balls with one hand and stroked his hard and substantial member with my other hand. I was in heaven and I think, judging by the moans and the wet pr-cum that moistened his knob end, he was more than happy. 

Soon it was time for him to turn over. Spreading his legs I cleverly slipped one finger into his arse while also fondling his balls, which hung low, almost covering his arsehole, while with my other hand I held his cock and slipped as much of it into my mouth as I was able, I guess I managed the first 5 inches of his cock, which was mainly his knob end. I kid you not, he must have been 14 inches long. My sucking his cock while fingering his arshole was rewarding me with lots of salty pre-cum and pulling away for breath I noticed he looked pleased as silky strands of my saliva and sticky pre-cum hung from my mouth. I did feel like a complete slut, but i was very happy, even when he grabbed the back of my head and began to fuck me in the mouth, pushing his cock deeper and deeper into my throat. Suddenly he moaned and released a torrent of sticky warm sperm into my throat forcing my to swallow, but there was so much that it was impossible to take it all and some spilled from my mouth, over my chin and down the girth of his cock to his balls. Wow, I murmured as I looked up, my eyes moist with exertion and through trying to breathe and swallow his cock at the same time, but I was happy. I do not mind a little rough sometimes or the fact that he had at most stroked my arsehole, which is something I enjoy. Sometimes just giving pleasure ia as good as receiving it, not that I complain when clients please me. I have one client who fingers me to perfection, often making me have an internal orgasm which is so intense. If you have never had an internal orgasm, you really do not know what you are missing.

Enough sex talk. I hope you enjoyed my reminiscing of this encounter with a client. I would however prefer to see you in person. So do not be shy because a shy boy does not get cock to play with and is a boring old.... So give me a call to either book a face to face appointment or to perhaps book a dirty wank chat session. You can do both by calling 07517 697569 . Hope to hear from you soon. In the meantime no wanking, you will go blind, well, unless you get your favourite masseur to do it for you.

PS. Where is my dirty piss slave who loves to rim me nice and clean and to eat chocolate out of my arsehole. I am in need of a good clean, so give me a call. I know that you read the blog. You will need a very hard spanking, if not a canning. Bad slave.  I will recall such an encounter for the entertainment of my readers at a later date.