Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Today has been a day of the dirtiest fun.

Only two clients for a massage but more than enough to keep me busy.

First appointment wanted a massage. Tattoos and muscle and shaven headed. How could I refuse. Naked, out of the shower, the water running off his thick cock like he was pissing a river. I was well ermm erect and moist by the time he was on the table.

I began with the usual warm oil strokes down his back and around his tight arse cheeks. With every stroke his arse muscles began to relax and his began legs to open just that little bit more so that my fingers could stroke and probe around and into and over his pronounced arse ring. 

Then I had my hands around his balls and he was up on his knees on the massage table with his arse cheeks spread and my hand was between his legs and around his balls. I began pulling them gently, rolling and moulding them in my hand while a finger from my other hand slipped into his tight hairless arsehole ring.

On his knees on the massage table, head down and whining like a bitch in heat I was wanking cock in one hand, had a finger deep in his arsehole and was using my tongue to rim his arse ring as it gripped around my finger.

Eventually he rolled over onto his back and I rammed his cock down my throat and began to deep throat him while my finger again frigged his tight little man cunt.

I could feel his hands around my balls and then move between my legs and then I felt his finger probe for my arsehole and as he pushed his finger deep into my arsehole his cock slipped down my throat and a jet of hot cream squirted into my mouth...

He had a happy smile...

Then a couple of hours later another bald muscled hunk turned up.

An old client from a few years ago. On the table I began to massage him but his round arse ring was just too tempting and so in I went with my tongue..deep into his arse.

You know how some arseholes are just so suckable, rimmable, fuckable? Yes his was like that.

Very soon we were in the bedroom and we were doing a 69, my cock down the back of his throat and his was down mine.. of course I had to pull his legs up and while he gobbled my cock I had my tongue back up his arse again.

Yes I love to rim arseholes .

I of course had to fuck him and so still on his back but now now with his legs around his ears I slipped my thick cock up his man cunt. I fucked him hard. I loved the expression on his face as my cock thrust in and out of his arse.

I admit I can fuck for a long time and I take ages to come. Not this time. Before long I felt the tingling in my balls and rolling him onto his back so that his cock was almost touching his lips I shot my load deep in his arse.

Then a few more after squirt strokes and I slipped out of his juicy hole.

I then rolled onto my back and he was on top this time with his cock back down my throat while I slipped not one, not two, but three fingers in and out of his slippery, well fucked and greased man cunt.

After giving me a good face fuck we changed position and he lay on his back. Again my fingers slipped up his arsehole and I begant o suck on his cock. He was a nice suckable size, just right to slip into my throat where after a few strokes he shot his load. Gallons of creamy spunk filled my mouth and spilled out over his balls. Hmmmmmm

So that was my cock list today...and what will tomorrow bring and of course Edinburgh on the 3/4/5th of June. I can't wait.


Soon I will be in Edinburgh for two days of fun. I am looking forward to plenty of cock, nice arses to rim, a few mouthfuls of hot man spunk and hopefully, if I am lucky, lots and lots of piss.

For me there is nothing like a nice warm shower of hot man piss or/and/ followed by a load of spunk shot out of some hunky Scottish balls (after  having given a good hard massage in all the right places) That would be my ideal of heaven and keep me coming back again and again to Edinburgh.

Please book early however I don't want to disappoint anyone... as if I would.

 In Edinburgh on the 3rd (limited availability) and all day on the 4th and morning of the 5th June.

Chris..Newcastle Gay Massage...just google for the best masseur in town.

Sunday, 19 May 2013

OLDIES REPOSTED FOR YOUR PLEASURE,,,,and please treat yourselves to my memoirs.

As many of my blog fans from over the years may have noticed I have eventually found time to reblog some of my older adventures. I hope my new fans will enjoy them and remember that if you like my tales of sexual debauchery…all true from real life… then you can treat yourself to my memoirs..available at:
It has had a five star review..”.hot stuff you will need to shower after this blue epic. i would recommend reading it in the bath. It will save on tissues”
Enjoy and please if you do enjoy it give me a review… and of course if your in Newcastle sometime then book a massage :-)

SPUNK PISS AND GO...kinky sex at its best

Sometimes the horniest clients are the quickest, the quietest and the dirtiest.
It had been a quiet day and I was feeling really horny but had no one to play with. I was just thinking if a quick wank while watching some porn was called for when the phone rang.
A gruff guy answered and after a very brief conversation asked if he could pop around in half an hour for a half hour of fun. “ No problem” I said.
I had a quick shower and soon heard the door bell ring. I answered to a work man, complete with overalls. He was tall, unshaven and probably mid forties. Good looking with what appeared a nice body.
He came in and asked, “How dirty do you like it”.
 Erm “what do you fancy”, I asked, my mind waking to the possibilities this gruff guy could be offering.
“I want you to suck my cock, I want to spunk in your mouth and then to piss in your mouth and over your arse”. He grinned, “That ok”.
I was rock hard, this was exactly what I liked, a handsome man who likes dirty sex with out any of the foreplay. I invited him through to where the massage table, shower and bath were ready for business. I had this sudden fantasy of rubbing his hard body with lots of oil.
“Do you want a shower” I invited? He just smiled and unzipped his overalls. He was wearing a grey t shirt underneath and I could just see some white pants. I thought he was undressing but instead he pulled out a huge, hardening cock with a very round and bulbous knob. I just stared, fascinated.
 I’m not a great fan of really big cocks but on this occasion it just looked so good. A handsome guy with a donkey dong hanging out of his overalls has to be a top fantasy for most guys. I soon discovered that this donkey cock was a real mouth full. I took my jeans off and fell on to my knees beside the massage table and opened my mouth. He slid his cock into my mouth, I could taste the pre cum, Salty and sticky. He slowly forced it down my throat until I could take no more. I had my hand around the base of the shaft to stop anymore of his shaft from entering me. I was full, my jaw was aching, it was stretched so wide to accommodate this monster cock. I realised with some dismay that I had only swallowed half his cock. This was my first; truly, monster cock, not just big but a fucking donkey size dong and I was sucking it.
I can easily deep throat eight inches; but this one must have been over ten inches, nearer twelve, and very thick. He began to work it out and in slowly, but building up tempo as I relaxed my throat more to accommodate this monster cock. He pulled his cock out a couple of times, covered with my saliva and waved it before my face. I felt really dirty, used, but so excited.
I only wore a white t shirt and pants. My cock was of course also rock hard and I had pulled it out of the side of my pants so that I could stroke myself as he face fucked me. I could see him watching me; the lust in his eyes was obvious. He pulled his overall zip a little lower so that he could release his balls which now hung above my face, banging against my chin as he fucked my mouth. Fans will know how much big balls really, I mean, really, turn me on. I began to massage them as he face fucked me. They felt big and soft, covered in a soft fuzz of dark hair.  I wanted to take them in my mouth and devour them. I knew that I could take one, but could I take two?
“Get up”, he motioned “, pulling his cock out of my mouth, and take your fucking pants off and “Get your leg up here” he indicated the edge of the massage table.
 I did as he told me.
Laying half on the massage table, one leg half on so that my arse was fully exposed he knelt behind me and I felt his rough hands pull my arse cheeks apart with his huge, coarse hands. I felt his fingers rubbing my arsehole and then suddenly and unexpectedly I felt his tongue working itself into my arse hole. His tongue was hard, hot and wet. He forced it deep into my hole, as his hands stretched apart my cheeks, exposing me for his pleasure. He licked and sucked my arse hole for some five minutes, perhaps longer. I was moaning in pleasure. His hand meanwhile wanked my cock and pulled my balls as he bit my arse cheeks and stretched my hole with his fingers, all the time fucking it with his tongue. I have been rimmed many times, but this guy knew how to do it, really do it, roughly but expertly. My arse hole was dripping with his saliva which I felt running down my balls. Suddenly he stood and I felt him insert a finger deep into my arse hole. He began to frig me, gently but firmly. Done expertly, as he was doing it, finger fucking, for me is better than being cock fucked.  All the time he was fingering me he was saying “You like that you dirty bitch”.
 Yes I did, next stupid question.
I felt his hard cock rubbing against the inside of my leg all the time he was fingering me, it felt enormous. Removing his finger form my moist and hot arse hole I felt him manoeuvre his cock so that the knob end pressed against my arse hole. He began to firmly rub from top to bottom with his knob. The sensation was alarming, was he going to try and force that monster in my arse hole I wondered.  I then however felt a familiar hot sting as he let loose a stream of piss onto my exposed arsehole, expertly drenching my moist, stretched and fingered arsehole and the arse cheeks with what seemed like gallons of hot steaming piss, heaven. I love being pissed on. I always have. It’s my favourite fetish.
When he had finished he pulled me onto my knees in the puddle of his warm piss and presented his now rock hard cock still dripping with his salty piss to my mouth. I took it in my mouth and sucked his cock, once more taking it deep into my throat. I was so excited by this rough guy just using me for his pleasure that when he exploded, emptying his heavy balls inside my mouth, filling my mouth with hot, salty, thick, creamy spunk, I swear I nearly shot my load, but not quite.
His balls were full and he unloaded so much spunk that I could neither swallow nor hold all of it in my mouth and so it dribbled in strings of shimmering sperm from my lips and off my chin onto my T shirt. Some, of his load escaped my mouth in a large drop and fell onto my hard cock that throbbed in my hand. This spunk now provided the lube that I used to wank myself furiously as he finished shooting his load into my open mouth and over my face so that I was drenched. I love the taste of hot spunk shot straight out of a cock. I savoured his knob, continuing to suck his bell end as he softened in my mouth.
His half hard cock now hung before my face, my hungry eyes stared, amazed at its size and girth. I was sad he had finished but of course he hadn’t, not yet.  Catching some of his dribbling spunk in his fingers he used them to open my mouth, I thought to suck his sperm off his fingers but of course it was to open my mouth so that he could hose his spunk out of my mouth with his piss which he directed direct into my spunk filled mouth.  The sensation of being so used was amazing and I now shot my load over his boots. Dirty workmen boots covered in my creamy spunk. Phew. I stood my knees I admit were wobbly. He winked and smiled at me as he zipped up and wiping his boot on a towel as he bid farewell.
Amazing encounters such as this, even in my job, are rare but very, very special.  I enjoy something different sometimes and this was special and different and dirty, just the way I like it. I hope he visits again soon and is just as dirty. I’m ready for him.
Oh and he said that he was a fan of my blog as well. Isn’t everyone?


One of the joys of the festive period is that many young men decide to explore their sexuality and to put it bluntly discover the fun of anal sex. Over the years I have had the pleasure of deflowering many a virgin arsehole. This particular occasion however was especially delicious.
A young guy of Middle Eastern origins arrived having booked a massage. He was handsome and as I watched him undress to shower I noticed that he had a nice firm body and a sizable cock that was thick and of course cut. As he showered I noticed he had the almost perfect bubble butt, the sort that you fantasise about squeezing in your hands. I was getting fairly exciting thinking about what may lay between those bubble cheeks and I was pleased to notice as he emerged from the shower he was already semi hard himself.
The massage started as usual with long firm strokes over his back and then over his hard butt cheeks. As I massaged his butt cheeks I noticed how easily he was opening to allow my thumbs to dive down and stroke his tight little hole. As the massage progressed of course my exploration of his arsehole became more adventurous and it was not long before he was lifting his butt and spreading his legs to give me a nice view of his little man cunt. As I had guessed he was virtually hairless and his hole was small and puckered nicely.
Yes you know what I did next. My tongue had to explore his little cunt and I was delighted by the moans of pleasure that greeted my tongue as it stroked and teased his arsehole. He soon rose onto his knees to allow me full access and I set to rimming his rectum with relish. As my tongue was fucking his delicious little arse-hole my hands were pulling gently on his full balls and stroking his rock hard erection. His knob end was moist, dripping a profuse emission of pre cum. I rubbed his knob end with my fingers to collect as much of his natural cock lube as possible and then I massaged his tight little man cunt with his own pre cum. It tasted delicious as I attacked his virgin hole with my tongue once more savouring the taste of his pre cum and his arsehole. I know that I am a dirty bastard but isn't that the way you guys like it?
I indicated if he wanted to move into the bed room.
One in the bed room I knelt over his face to allow him to suck my cock deep into his throat which he did, so that he almost gagged. My fingers all the time were stroking between the cheeks of his arse and gently teasing his arsehole, at every stroke entering just a little more until eventually I had a whole finger inserted deep into his tight little arse cunt.
“Will you fuck me”, I heard him gasp in between sucking my rock hard cock deep into his throat. Sill question really.
On his back, his legs forced back so that his arsehole was fully exposed I gently began to slide my cock into his well oiled hole. First the knob disappeared and he winced and I stopped while he became used to the sensation. Then inch by inch I inserted my cock deep into his arse. Fully inserted, ball deep, I enjoyed the sensation of his arse around my cock, gently squeezing the shaft, the way only a virgin arse ever does, as it becomes used to the sensation of a hard cock buried in its warm depth.
Having waited a few seconds as I enjoyed the look on his face, one of pain mixed with lust and pleasure, I then began to fuck him properly. I fucked him with deep strokes, pulling almost out before plunging back in ball deep. He groaned and moaned and I noticed how hard his cock became as I was fucking him. Suddenly the sensations in his arse caused by my cock were too much and he exploded in jets of creamy white come that sprayed over his face. It was quite a sight watching his dark skinned face being covered with his own cream. As he was coming I could feel his arse ring tighten and untighten in spasms around my shaft as I continued to fuck him hard. Eventually feeling myself approaching climax I pulled out and shot my load all over his cock and balls. He was now covered in hot spunk, his own and mine combined. A very happy young man.
I need more virgins.


It is nice to be appreciated. One client and fan of this blog was especially very eager to give me a good time. He was a nice chap with a nice body and a pair of really nice heavy balls that I could not help but squeeze gently during his massage. In fact he had quite a nice little butt and arsehole which I enjoyed toying with. He had one of those soft, moist arse holes, hairless and dark lipped that invite inspection.
The real fun however started after the massage when I asked if he would like to retire to the bedroom to finish off. I asked him what he would like and he smiled and said that he wouldn't mind giving my arse some attention. Well of course I was not going to complain. Bending over on the bed my arse in the air I was happy to receive his hot, wet tongue deep into my anus. He could really rim arse. There are those who lick arse holes which are nice but then there are those who really know how to lick, tease and to tongue fuck an arsehole and this guy was one of them. Pulling my cheeks wide apart he had me gasping as his tongue pushed deep inside and then whipped around the lips and licked deep down to my balls before returning to plunge deep inside my pouting hole. While he was doing this he was squeezing my balls and stroking my cock which of course was rock hard.
Laying on my back he began to finger me and forcing me onto my side he pushed my leg into the air in a scissor motion which allowed him to push his finger deep inside me and at the same time lick around my penetrated hole with his tongue. Being fingered and licked at the same time is heaven. I was having countless mini orgasms as he fingered and licked me wet arsehole. I swear that I have a clit just inside my arse because if the person does it right I genuinely do have internal orgasms that make me squirm and scream. This guy was doing it right and I was exhausted but very happy.
I was however feeling just a little guilty and suggested that he straddle my face so that I could similarly please him. He did so but only so that his heavy balls hung just above my mouth which gave me every opportunity to suck and lick them which of course got him hard. While I was pleasuring him he was able to finger my arsehole and enjoy the view of my wanking as he continued to frig me. It was not too long before the sensation of his finger deep inside my arsehole and his big balls bouncing on my tongue had me shoot an arc of spunk over my chest. It was one of the best orgasms that I had had in a long time.
I cleaned myself up and asked if I could suck him off. He refused. His pleasure was to give me pleasure. I was not going to complain. I just hope he calls again soon.


Fans of my blog will remember this from about a year ago...still one of my horniest appointments ever hmmm
Although I am mainly gay I do often see couples who want a third person for some fun. I have been booked by wives who want to watch their husbands get fucked by a guy. I have been booked by husbands who want me to massage their wives, ending of course with masturbating their wives while they husbands watch and wank themselves. Sometimes I join in the fun and fuck the husband while he his mounting his wife or really what ever they want.
I was very lucky a few weeks ago to be invited to meet a very interesting and nice couple who certainly were up for some fun. He was nice looking with a nice body and I soon discovered very big balls which fans of this blog know are a particular fetish of mine. She in contrast was a little more plump than him but with enormous breasts.
After a few drinks the fun began. He wanted asked me to pull my jeans down and to come and sit beside him. He was at this time fully dressed as was his wife who sat opposite although she had opened her blouse to expose her ample breasts.
Sitting beside her husband wearing only some very brief white pants and my signature white T shirt I was oddly excited especially when he put his hand down my pants and began to play with my balls and cock. He then began to kiss me and ask me if I like my arse played with and if I would like to suck his cock.
Of course I agreed to everything I was so fucking horny.
Getting me to bend over he pulled my pants to one side exposing my arse hole and balls and cock which hung down between my legs as he massaged and stroked me with his massive hands. His wife of course could see everything and I heard her tell him to finger me and stick his tongue up my hole.
All this time he was still fully dressed; although looking back between my legs I could see that his cock was very hard and was straining against his thin cotton trousers. My cock was dripping and rock hard and when I felt his tongue ram itself deep inside my arsehole I was very near coming and that’s unusual for me because normally I can last for ages.
Then things got better as I felt a softer pair of hands massaging my balls and cock and another tongue begin working around my arse. His wife had undressed and was now naked apart from her stockings and was also working my arsehole with her tongue while wanking me. I looked around and saw that he was undressing and yes his cock was big and he was cut and gods did those balls swing between his legs.
He pulled her away from where she was working on my arse and pushed his cock deep into her mouth and began to face fuck her deep down her throat. I by this time had turned around and he now pulled me down onto my knees and lifting his arse up forced my face into his arse hole which I worked with my tongue while she sucked on his cock noisily. Rubbing his arse against my face he was all the time grunting with pleasure.
After a few moments he pulled away from both of us and indicated that we both move over to where some towels where laying on the wooden floor. Both his wife and I kneeled in front of him and I expected him to ask us both to double suck him. He was smiling however and said “I’ve read your blog so I know what you like”. With that he let out a jet of hot piss that soaked her tits and then he directed it straight into my mouth and over my white T shirt and pants. I was fucking soaked but so horny. A big cock hosing me down with piss is my idea of heaven and this was heaven.
When he had finished he indicated that I lay on the floor. “Not finished yet” he smiled again.
With this his wife pulled off my piss soaked underpants and T shirt and then she stood over me so that I had a perfect view of her shaven cunt and watched mesmerised as she now unleashed a stream of piss over my cock and balls that was still rock hard. I noticed that he was also rock hard and wanking at the sight of me being pissed on by his wife. I had never had a woman piss on me so the novelty was amazing.
I was then asked to lay down again while she straddled me with her cunt posed over my face which was quickly filled by his thick cock. If you have never been close up to a cock fucking a cunt or arse then you will not know how fucking exciting that is. Watching that thick cock ride her cunt and those bog balls all the time swinging was amazing. She; while getting fucked by that wonderful cock was sucking greedily on my cock which was dribbling with pleasure. I felt that I may be near shooting my load and I tried to hold back so that I could really enjoy this experience.
I could not help myself. I had to lick her clit as his cock thrust in and out. It was wonderful, a little like licking a tiny penis. It was then even more exciting when he withdrew his cock and pushed it into her arsehole and gave her a really deep arse fuck. She was obviously used to taking it up there and judging by how wet her cunt was she was obviously enjoying it. I began again to lick her swollen clit and to my surprise I was rewarded by a spray of hot sticky stuff which I gathered was her Cumming. I had never before seen a woman cum. I had seen a woman orgasm but never cum, especially in my face. I was both fascinated and excited.
Pulling his cock from her arse and then ramming it back in several times I saw his arse hole tense and I knew that he was shooting his load deep into her arse. Watching a cock jerk as it shoots its load is an experience. When he had finished unloading his balls into her arsehole he slowly withdrew his now semi hard cock which still dribbled white cream. In fact white spunk was dribbling out of her well fucked arsehole and over her wet cunt. I was underneath watching in close up, amazing, this wonderful fuck had taken place just inches above my face which was now covered with a mixture of cunt juice, spunk from her arsehole and piss. HMMM Bliss.
“Oh you’re not finished he said”. As I stood up thinking they had finished.
“She likes a mouthful”.
I then had to stand and wank off into her mouth as he fingered my arsehole and squeezed my balls. It was therefore a full load that squirted out of my knob into her mouth. She swallowed it all.
I have to say of all my experiences, which have been many; this particular event was one of the dirtiest and most amazing experiences that I have ever experienced. Even if I had to drive home with just my jacket on and of course no knickers which were in a plastic bag. But seriously it was not a problem. And I got paid.
I hope they book again because I can’t get that sight of his cock working in and out of her arse out of my mind. In fact I think, considering how hard my cock is that I may have to go and have a wank myself…My mind is so dirty but I’m very glad that I do the job that I do.

Friday, 17 May 2013


Just a little note to say that I will be in Edinburgh for a very brief visit on the 3rd June for one afternoon only. I am staying in the centre of town just off the royal mile and will have limited afternoon and early evening appointments. Possibly some late as well.

I will be offering one rate massage appointment with of course all the extras. I have not fucked any tight Scottish arseholes for a long time and of course would love to try the Scotish waterworks..getting hard again thinking about that.

I know how horny Scotsmen can be in private and of course I offer discreet little liaisons for married men and horny kinky guys so please watch the website at Newcastle Gay Massage for details and please book early to avoid any disappointments.

If I meet lots of horny guys you never know I may make a visit to Scotland a regular thing. I love Edinburgh. I see lots of Scots guys who are in Newcastle on business so hopefully I may see them more regularly if I am in their home city.

Can't wait..



I have had a fantastic two weeks. Thank you to all my new clients and all my old clients who I have seen over the last two weeks. Seriously I have rimmed some of the nicest arseholes and fucked them hard and long over the last two weeks. I have also had my arse rimmed and fingered. One special guy in particular I will remember because he gave me one of the best finger fucks I have had in a long time. He had full finger inserted into my arse and then he rimmed around the ring while his finger was inside me…fuck Im hard thinking about it… and he managed to hit that perfect spot. I am sure I have a clit inside my arse hole. He told me afterwards that my arse ring gripped his finger so tight he thought it was there permanently….hmmm nice thought.
I would like to thank three people in particular who gave me my kinky special…..yes a nice piss shower. One who pissed in my mouth before turning me round and giving my arse hole a nice wash with his warm piss, another who pissed on me twice, after me first sucking him off in my mouth so that of course he was obliged to wash out the mess he had made and finally the piss king who over an hours appointment rimmed me, fingered me and I also fucked him three times, long and hard…..and best of all he pissed, and I mean pissed, a full LONG HOT PISS shower not once but five times… I was very wet and very, very, happy.
And of course I have given some people some wonderfully sex massages using warm oils, which is not only relaxing but so damned sexy. And remember of course everything is at your pace. You just want a massage and a wank that’s fine. One visitor had a massage and then asked me to jut watch him wank. Happy to do that especially when that guy shot enough man cream to fill a mug….mind you I would have preferred it all to have been in my mouth…but I am here to please.
So if your horny and fancy a sexy naked massage with a horny guy please do not be shy call Chris and visit Newcastle gay massage….Shy boys get no cock.

Wednesday, 8 May 2013


I am often asked why I do this work. There is no one reason but several. Yes I certainly like the money but probably a stronger motivation is that I like sex, I have always enjoyed giving and receiving pleasure and the reason I decided to make that into a business is because I wanted to offer a professional service, especially to men who were perhaps awkward about their sexuality. Around ninety per cent of the men I see are married guys who want to come to a place where they feel safe, feel comfortable and which is discreet. They want to come somewhere they can have a relaxing massage and some sexual fun and where they do not feel pressurised to do anything more than they feel comfortable with. I have guys who just like a massage to finish with a wank or a blow job, others who want a little anal rimming and perhaps fingering and others of course who want fucked. Being kinky I also like the more adventurous who like a little watersports but that is just my personal fetish.....Love a warm piss shower...hmmmmm

I massage virgins wanting a gentle first time experience, which is always enjoyable, I see rugby players, footballers, business men, plumber’s, (who are always kinky, along with builders) the retired. Basically I have met every sort of guy imaginable. I love variation and I love to chat and of course to indulge their fantasies.  I also meet a lot of disabled guys which is nice. My work studio is wheelchair friendly and as an animal lover of course blind dogs are welcome.

The next question I am frequently asked is, “how do I keep going, how do I keep it up”…..Good question.

Well, I do not work every day. When I am available I see no more than three clients. This means that I stay fresh and never become tired. Nearly all my clients like me to get hard of course and most like to stroke my cock and to perhaps slip their fingers up my tight little arsehole, which is very nice, but not all require me to fuck them or to cum. This means that in say three appointments I may only shoot my load once. I have sometimes cum more often than that but for me the main pleasure is pleasuring my clients. In fact one of the bonuses, if you see it that way, of this job, is that over the years I have learned to control my orgasm so that I can last up to two hours, which for the hornier guys is great. I have actually fucked a guy for a full hour, which he loved. Better than a work out in the gym I can assure you.

For new readers or readers who have not visited me yet I will go through a usual scenario.
When you arrive I always ask you to shower, hand shower or full rain shower. I have a shower room which everyone loves. When you shower I point out that the massage is very intimate so please wash all intimate areas…cock, balls and arsehole area please…thank you.

Then you hop onto the massage table. We are both naked. I then begin the massage using warm scented oils (if you do not require scented (that is using quality essential oils) please specify when booking. I massage all over your back and between your buttocks and around your arsehole. I then massage fully your back professionally and around the buttock and anal areas and the shoulders.
Often by this time you are already very hard and probably have started feeling me…which I love. I then usually stand at the head of the massage table to massage the shoulders. I am usually rock hard myself at this stage and you can a suck on my cock if you wish, I have actually cum once or twice with some very good blow job guys who could take me right down their throats…but I digress.

I then massage the legs and then back to the buttocks and putting my hand between your legs give your balls and cock a massage and sometimes I cant resist doing a little tongue massage around your arse hole…often here the massage ends for obvious reasons and we go into the bedroom (where there is usually some really hot porn on the large wall mounted television) or sometimes we finish on the massage table…other times the client will roll over so that I can massage his front. Chest, stomach, arms and hands and sometimes the face…then the cock and balls and a good deep throat is often called for. After that it is what ever you desire…the kinkier the better or just a good suck and cum in mouth…..whatever you fancy really.
So if this sounds good to you then give me a call.
I’m excited writing about it……

Monday, 6 May 2013


Hi everyone. I hope that you are all enjoying the bank holiday. I am. I had a wonderful two hour appointment with a really kinky guy. I don't think I have had such fun for a very long time. Lots of piss fun. I have never know a guy piss so much and so often. five times in two hours I was thoroughly hosed down and at the end he pissed on my cock as I wanked myself off...hmmmm. I may relate the full story later or I may keep it for my next book.

I am pleased to let everyone know that I now have a tumblr account. On Tumblr I can possibly be even naughtier and I can put some very naughty photos on and of course you can share yours as well if you have an account and follow me.....we all want to see how dirty you guys can be...all consenting adults of course...

Remember I am around all day today so please give me a call if you fancy an appointment...with the dirtiest masseur in town..

Saturday, 4 May 2013

"MY DIRTY MEMOIRS"....a very dirty book

My “dirty” early memoirs Book 1 is still available on kindle for the price of £2.99. Please treat yourselves and have a very “hard” bank holiday weekend. I would also love more reviews "if" of course you enjoyed the book. My memoirs may also give you lots of ideas for when you visit…..

To wet your appetites here is a short excerpt.


I of course took hold of it at once and began to stroke it. He was a nice size, a good seven inches and thick. As I stroked his cock, gently pulling the foreskin down to expose his red and moist knob end, I used my other hand to squeeze his balls which hung low, swinging back and forth as he forced his cock in and out of my hand, very much enjoying the sensation of being held. I could not resist using my tongue on his knob end. Licking the exposed glands of his cock I eased him into my mouth and very soon I had his cock deep in my throat, sliding his tasty knob as deep into my throat as I could manage. His cock tasted hot and salty and I fucked him with my mouth while my other hand rolled his big balls in their sack. I pulled on them gently in rhythm with my face fuck which seemed to be rewarded with some very appreciative moans.

His legs had opened wide allowing me full access to his cock and balls and as he lay further back against he fallen tree I was able to move my fingers further back from his balls and to touch his arsehole. His arsehole was hot and as I circled its crinkled lips with my finger I knew that I wanted to see it and taste it.

Pulling back from his cock I indicated that he roll over. I knew from the look in his eye that he was unsure but he did as I indicated and cocked his arse up allowing me to again grab his cock between his legs. As I pulled his cock back he pushed his arse higher and his cheeks parted more and more until I was greeted with the sight of his arse ring. Filled with lust I drove my face between his arse cheeks and stroked his arse-hole with my wet tongue. He moaned with pleasure and forced his arse even further into my face. I tongue fucked him, forcing my tongue into his wrinkled hole. His arse was hot, wet with my saliva and desperate; I knew by the way he was forcing his arse onto my face, for more than my tongue. Releasing his cock, which I had been milking furiously between his legs, I quickly undid my own pants and released my own rock hard cock from its imprisonment. I now positioned him so that I could present my rampant knob end to his hole easily and I proceeded to rub my cock against his eager to be fucked arse, teasing him and moistening his already saliva soaked wrinkled hole with my pre cum. I heard him whimper that he had never done this before, but I was too aroused to care to be gentle. I wanted to fuck this guy so much and so I pushed my knob end heartlessly against his arsehole and as he relaxed his sphincter muscle, for just a second, I slipped my knob in…..

Wednesday, 1 May 2013


TIME TO VOTE in local elections and not so long before the national general election…but which party best supports sex workers and our clients most?

Firstly my personal thoughts on local elections:

Local elections are peculiar things. Personally I have a strong dislike of politicians in general and especially local politicians and local politics. Far too much of nods and winks, knowing the right people, putting political correctness before common sense and begging poverty when they often have hidden reserves and seemingly plenty to pay huge wages and expenses to those with power. No longer are local councils the reserve of people interested in doing their best for the local community, instead they are full of political hacks using local election and political office as a spring board for Parliament. Local politicians seem more interested in towing the party line and making sure they get as many of the little (or not so little) benefits that go with the job. Also local councils seem full of cronies, a proliferation of managers on very nice wages with fewer people doing the real jobs ie collecting refuse, caring for the elderly and generally running public services…but enough of my rumblings.

What is important is which party most supports sex workers or at least is less likely to want us and our clients punished for having consensual sex?

Labour is not sex friendly. With so called feminist ball crushers like Harriet Harman who perceives all men as rapists and misogynists still in positions of power there is little sign of the Labour Party ever becoming sex friendly or sex positive. It was the labour party we must all remember that wanted to introduce the Swedish model (presently being considered in Scotland and Ireland) which would turn the purchasers of consensual sex services into criminals. Thankfully they did not get away with implementing the so called Swedish model in England and Wales when last in power but they did get away with increasing the penalties for brothel keeping (which is two or more sex workers working together) along with other changes which make sex work more dangerous and further stigmatised. The labour party also further criminalised pornography making sexual thought a crime for the first time as well as possession of certain images, even some images of consensual sex between adults. If Labour ever comes to power again we can only expect more of the same and probably a lot, lot worse.

Conservatives. The traditional family values Tory is not to be trusted any more than Labour although  they are probably less inclined to impose laws based on some feminist doctrinal hatred of sex and sex workers. They are more interested in saving us from hell fire...and of course more likely to be caught fucking a rent boy with an orange in their mouths but hey..... The libertarian Tory however is in general more sex friendly and more able to understand that sexual freedom is important if any society is to be considered truly free. They also understand that sex workers are entrepreneurial and probably share some of their values. So not all bad but you should check which Tory you vote for.

Liberal Democrats. Probably on paper the most sex friendly but like the Tories they have a tendency to be a little judgemental. It all depends on which Lib Dem you get. They also like Europe too much which means any anti sex agenda Brussels comes up with they are more likely to kow tow to and to be willing to sacrifice sex workers and their clients on the alter of Europe. There is every possibility that Europe, under pressure from the European women’s group, (which is a small but powerful clique) that harsh anti sex work regulations are on their way. So be very careful of Europe.

UKIP is Interesting. In responses from UKIP, you can only judge that in general they seem to have a more pragmatic approach to sex work and sex. Indeed there seems to be a strong libertarian emphasis. All good and they also seem to have an attitude that sex work is different from trafficked which the other parties seem to want to deliberately confuse sometimes. Of course at the moment they are trying to be all things to everyone and they are not likely to have sufficient power to influence things…but for how long? I suppose it depends how things go for them on Thursday.

So that is your choice. If you want to put your sexual liberty and more important my right to work and to bring you lots of pleasure as a priority then think before you place that little X in the box.

What do you all think of the political party’s sexual freedom record?  

Welcome to my new home....

Welcome to my new blog. The ramblings of an erotic masseur. I hope this blog will be a permanent home. I have no idea what happened to my last blog, it just disappeared overnight, it was obviously far too hot. Still I will repost some of the favourite blogs so that everyone can enjoy my old adventures and of course I will be adding new adventures to amuse and titillate.

I will also be extending the remit of my writing to include thoughts on other subjects which I hope you will enjoy and perhaps join in the discussion.

I will be developing the blog over the next few weeks, adding links and other interesting stuff. Have patience and enjoy.

Thank you once again to my many clients and followers. XX