Why you need to give at least half an hours notice and a pleasant little encounter with a visiting business man .

 One of the things that always makes me smile is the assumption by some clients that I am ready with ten minutes notice. NO and I wonder if they could be ready with such short notice. I require a minimum half hour notice and longer if possible. The reason is that I do not see client after after client, but restrict my appointments to a maximum 3 clients per day and often just 1 or 2, which means that I need to prepare myself and the studio for your visit. 

The reason I do this job is because I enjoy it. Yes the money is nice, but if I did not enjoy this work then I would not do it, it is as simple as that. Unlike women in this business who can more easily, erm, fake sexual excitement, I can not do that as easily. If I am erect and hard it is because I am enjoying the appointment, just as much as the client. 

As my regular clients will affirm, I have a well appointed studio in my property with a bedroom area, a massage area, a dressing area and a walk in shower room. When a client books I need to warm the studio and prepare the rooms, which means heating the oil used in the massage, putting out clean towels and bedding etc. I then need to shower and I use a douche to clean myself out. Although I do not get fucked, I would not expect anyone to rim or finger me unless I was clean and likewise I always ask clients to shower, even with just the hand shower, front and back, (meaning the anus,) if they want to be rimmed etc, which as my regulars will affirm, is a favourite activity of mine, I love rimming a nice clean arsehole almost as much as I like being pissed on, which is my favourite kink.

This week has been a week of business clients visiting for some fun while staying in hotels in the area. One guy especially stays in my memory. A typical married guy, reasonably good looking, going a little toward the portly side but with a nice cock and heavy balls. 

I am I freely admit a balls man. I love dangling balls more than a big cock. Cock size is not really of great interest, but a nice pair of low hanging balls that I can suck into my mouth or which swing against my chin when deep throating, are a pure joy. when watching porn there is nothing so erotic as watching a pair of heavy balls swinging while a guy is fucking. When I see couples my favourite activity is to squeeze a mans heavy balls while licking his arsehole when he is fucking his wife or whomever.

It was not too long into the massage before this guy had me on my knees and was face fucking me, his balls swinging until I caught them and began to pull on them gently as he slipped his thick cock down my throat. I was able, while pulling on his balls, to also stroke his puckered arsehole and my little finger slipped inside his arse while he fucked my face, a sensation he obviously enjoyed judging by the low moan that escaped his lips as my finger slipped in and out of his arse. I was as horny as is possible and I soon indicate that he turn around and bending over the massage table he spread his arse-cheeks giving me a clear view of his puckered anus, which I began to lick, swirling my tongue around the puckered rim before plunging my tongue into his arsehole so that when I pulled back to inspect my handwork I was rewarded with a slightly gaping wet anus that happily winked at me demanding more tongue fucking. 

Having again rimmed his gaping hole I eventually stood and began to rub my knob- end against his arsehole, teasing him until he indicate for us to go through to the bedroom where he indicated that I get on the bed, which I did, head down, arse in the air, ready for his tongue to do its worst with my tight fuck-hole. He dropped to his kneed, having teased my hole with his fingers first and proceeded to ravish my anus making me moan as his tongue slipped inside my hole and around the cheeks of my arse. Suddenly he stood and rubbed his knob hard up and down the slit of my arse-cheeks, making me moan with pleasure. After a few minutes of this dry fucking my arse he indicated for me to turn and sit on the bed where he again slipped his thick cock into my mouth and proceeded to face fuck me, pushing his cock deep into my throat. I grabbed his heavy balls with one hand while with the other hand passed between his legs I slipped a finger deep into his tight arsehole. Now, as he face fucked my face he also fucked himself on my fingers, because I had now slipped another finger onto his anus. All the time I was still gently pulling on his heavy balls. The result was that before long I heard a low moan and then I felt his cock jerk in my throat which he flooded with spasm after spasm of creamy spunk. The memory of the taste of his salty hot spunk in my mouth is making me hard, but then a mouth full of hot spunk is pure heaven is it not. His deflating cock sadly slipped out of my mouth and I lay back on the bed stroking my own cock while I watched his smile. I could feel that I was near ejaculating and as I moaned and licked my lips he again presented his now soft but heavy cock to my mouth and kneeling over my face, his balls resting on my forehead, he allowed me to suck on his spunky cock while I stroked myself off, splattering my belly with my own hot spunk.

 And so another happy customer retired for a shower and an assurance that he will visit again on his next visit to the North East. I can't wait.

I hope that you enjoyed that little memory and I hope that you will give yourself a little treat with Christmas just around the corner. Either a one to one appointment or perhaps just  hot wank chat. either way give me a call soon. 

Telephone Chris on 07517 697569

A GOOD RAPPORT WITH CLIENTS and a week that ended with a very spunky puckered-hole.

A busy week and an interesting week which once again has made me think about what makes for a good appointment and is it possible to plan for a good appointment or is it just something that happens by chance considering that since most appointments involve sex and intimacy then does it all depends on if there is a chemistry, a rapport between the client and myself.

This is my job and to an extent I can carry an appointment through experience, so that if there is no real attraction, then I know that touching intimately and doing certain things can excite the client sufficient that they get hard and ejaculate. I aim however to try and make every appointment memorable so that my clients genuinely enjoy the experience, remember the experience and return again and again, hopefully for years. I have been in this business for nearly twenty years and I assume that I must be getting something right because I reckon around 40% of my clients become regular clients and return again and again, with some visiting me for over10 years or for even longer. Probably another 40% become irregular clients, so again they have obviously enjoyed their visit and return again, but less regularly, perhaps 2 or 3 times a year. Another 15% of clients I think enjoyed the appointment but not sufficiently to return again and a final 5% who really did to like me or I did not like them and I block them or they just never return. Sex work is a very personal and intimate experience for both myself and the client so that it would be naive to believe that every appointment would be a success. 

It is worth remembering that on a first appointment the client is nervous and I am also nervous. No matter how long you have been doing this job, you can never tell what will happen until the appointment begins and both the client and myself begin to explore how far to go and what excites both myself and the client. The most important aspect for myself is if the client can relax sufficiently to enjoy themselves. I have had clients who have had panic attacks because they think that the red light on the disc machine that plays the porn is a recording device and then others who have refused a drink of water in case it is drugged, I kid you not. I think they have watched too many porn channels that claim to be secret recordings of massage appointments etc. Thankfully such paranoia is rare, but it does happen and if they are that nervous and paranoid, then there is little you can do.

The other big issue during appointments is cock performance. Men rarely can control their cocks getting hard, including myself. I have been in appointments where I have been incredibly horny and my cock will not get hard and similarly with clients who have not been able to perform. Sometimes the pressure to perform can be off putting. I had one client who insisted that I come in his mouth, it was his only fantasy, which he demanded from the minute he arrived. Normally coming in a clients mouth is not an issue, but when you are pressurised to perform one specific act it can stop you performing. On that occasion if the client had gone with the flow, he would have got his wish. Clients too often think that because they are paying that I am a machine or they think themselves machines, where you press a button and you perform a selection of tricks on demand. NO.

The best appointments are where everything flows naturally. I personally like things a bit dirty, so if you want to make me perform, talk dirty to me, do not be afraid to touch me and if you aim some hot piss my way straight form the tap, then I am a real life cock whore. I also however also like intimacy, kissing, cuddling, or if the client just wants to relax and let me get on with pleasuring them, then that works as well. The most important thing is that mysterious and unknowable thing called finding a rapport and just learning to let things happen naturally without too much pressure. Th best sex is in the mind and many clients do see me because they want a porn experience, which is great, but sex is always best when it is not overly planned. 

I had one special appointment this week where a rapport was most definitely found. so, hands on cocks guys.

The client was new, but he was chatty and he came out of the shower already erect, which is always a good sign. He approached the massage table and immediately reached for my cock which he began to stroke and then he began to fondle my balls, weighing them in his hand while he kissed me. It was not long before his hand was between my legs and he was stroking my arsehole with is finger. Before long I was on the massage table, head down and arse in the air as he began to rim my bum-hole, stroking the puckered hole with his tongue while he milked my cock between my legs. I was very horny and was anxious to explore his man cunt with my tongue and so indicating him to follow me through to the bedroom I soon had him on his knees on the bed while I stroked his puckered man-cunt with my tongue, licking around his balls and then up to his hole and down again. Puling his arse cheeks apart I dived deeper still with my tongue, fucking his puckered hole and pushing my nose into his arsehole, which had him moaning with pleasure and his cock was soon dripping with pre-cum.

I indicated we both get on the bed and with myself on top we proceeded to sixty-nine, which he particularly enjoyed, especially when I forced his thick knob deep into my throat and began to face fuck his cock with my mouth, taking his thick shaft deep into my throat and then sliding it out of my mouth, running my tongue around the swollen knob, before again slipping it deep into my throat. We eventually swapped position after about ten minutes and he now took control, face fucking me as I lay beneath his cock which he slid it in and out of my throat. 

We eventually withdrew from the sixty-nine and he lay behind me, rubbing his hard and wet cock end against my arsehole, a sensation that I especially enjoy. Before long he asked me to sit on his face so that he could eat my arse. Naturally I obliged and I remember still the sensation of his tongue running along the slit of my arse and fucking my man cunt. I was soon nearly coming with this deep rimming,  my cock end dribbling copious amounts of slimy pre-cum which he greedily licked clean with his tongue. but obviously the client always comes first and I asked him if he wanted to shoot his spunk in my mouth, over my face or over my arse. I heard him murmur "over your arsehole", so I assumed the position, on my knees, arse in the air, head down and enjoyed that warm sensation as he rubbed his knob against my arsehole and began to fuck the hole without entering and then, with a low moan, I felt jet after jet of hot spunk shoot against my puckered and wet hole. I was stroking myself, lost in lust as he rubbed his hot sticky spunk over my arsehole with his cock-end. I knew that I was near coming. I rolled over on my back, took his spunky cock in my mouth and had a good suck, while he used his fingers on my spunky arsehole, rubbing his sticky sperm around the puckered hole and the inner cheeks of my arse and before long I too shot my load over my stomach.

 A good time was had by both myself and my client and yes he will be back again. 

So a memorable week ended and I look forward to what the next week will bring.

Remember you can book a dirty wank chat with various ways to pay or of course book an appointment in person and enjoy a dirty massage with a very happy ending. Give me a call on 07517 697569 

RIMMING WITH YOUR KNOB.

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CATCH UP AND AMAZING PISS FUN ENCOUNTER.

At last I have managed to sit down to write again after a hectic couple of months. Not only have we had the death of the queen, two new prime ministers and a new king, but I was landed with some family issues which meant that I had to put massage on hold for a bit, thankfully now resolved. 

I am now back to full service as it were and I am available from 10pm until 8pm although you must book by 6pm if you are looking for a later appointment and I need a minimum half hour notice for any appointment. 

I am so looking forward to being back to normal, with a new hairstyle and I have given up on the long hair and grey rinse which my hairdresser assured me was fashionable, but I decided on reflection was not for me. But as my clients know, I do like to experiment LOL.

I have not been idle over the last couple of months and have seen a few clients who have given advance notice. Hopefully all have left suitably satisfied. One in particular springs to mind and so, hands on cocks guys, ( I know my clients so well) here is a brief memory of a very horny appointment.

The client in question is a regular who started being quite nervous during appointments and was very vanilla in his sexual tastes, but after a few sessions with myself he turned into a horny piss fiend and I now love his appointments. 

He started with a shower and normally he calls me in for a bit of piss fun, usually starting by pissing in my mouth and ending with me on my knees, arse in the air with my arsehole a target for his jet of hot piss. If you have never had hot piss hitting your arsehole and running down your balls, then you are missing a sexual treat. On this visit however he wanted to shower and begin with a massage. 

Hopping on the massage table I began to rub the warm oil over his back and down the crack of his arse and before long he had his arse in the air and my tongue was slurping around his puckered hole, pushing my tongue into his hole to tongue fuck him. I have developed a sucking technique where a put my lips around the puckered lips of the arsehole and I do a mix of sucking, licking and and biting the anus and arse cheeks, which sends my clients wild. 

The massage of course was soon forgotten and swinging around so that he was sitting on the table, I was able to admire his rock hard cock which of course I soon slipped down the back of my throat and I began to face fuck myself on his cock. He was very obviously enjoying my blowing his cock but suddenly I felt my mouth fill with warm piss. Yes, he can piss through a hard-on and he was having a piss in my mouth while I sucked his long, hard, thick cock. Fuck, I am now rock hard remembering the sensation of his hot piss flooding my mouth and running down my chin as his cock slipped deep into my throat, so fucking hot it is hard to describe just how erotic this was. Eventually he stopped pissing and falling on my knees he slipped off the table and presented his arsehole for my entertainment and soon my tongue was once again licking from his balls, up and around his puckered anus and then back to his balls, which I sucked into my mouth, one and then both together while wanking his cock between his legs. The vision of this guy bent over the table, his arsehole wet with spit, his balls swinging while I stroked his rock hard cock is a vision to amuse me when I am in my dotage for sure.

After having his arsehole licked once more he pulled me up and bending me over began to rub his hard knob against my arsehole, which is one of my favourite sex acts, I like nothing better than when a clients shoots his load over my arsehole and I can feel the spunk running down the cheeks of my arse and over my balls. I will on my next post recount another encounter with a client who did amazing things to my arsehole without penetration. Something to look forward too. 

My horny stud having rimmed my anus with his wet knob end began to piss once again, hitting my pouting arshole with a hot stream of piss that run down my legs so that I was soon standing in a warm puddle of his piss. I was now in that sex trance state, as indeed was my client, who hopping back onto the massage table pulled my head down onto his still pissing dribbling cock, with pissy thick strings of pre-cum dribbling form his piss hole, such a horny sight. He told me that he was ready to blow. 

I now began to deep throat, forcing his cock deep into my throat while I pulled gently on his balls. I also slipped a finger up his arsehole and as he pushed himself down onto my inserted finger, giving himself a finger fuck, he pushed my head onto his cock, sot that his knob was buried deep down the back of my throat and then he spunked. The sensation of a hard cock jerking off into my throat was amazing. He shot spurt after spurt of hot spunk straight down my throat. Normally I do not swallow, unless asked, but on this occasion I had no choice and I loved it. As his cock slipped from my throat I was still horny and I remember looking up and smiling and asked him for a bit more piss, just to wash his spunk down. He smiled and said he would try. He managed just a few more dribbles, but it was enough to bring me off as I spunked into the piss puddle I  was standing in. Wow.

Just sometimes you have that perfect porn film moment, when the sex is so intense it is seared on your memory and that is what I hope I give my clients. It is always nice when clients who start off wanting just a wank or a blow job go on to experiment and discover in themselves things they would never think about or perhaps just thought of as a dirty wank fantasy. 

I hope that you enjoyed that little encounter and I look forward to perhaps seeing you in person or perhaps you may want to book a wank chat, still very popular at £1 per minute, minimum £10 with a variety or ways to pay. You can also carry minutes over if you do not use all your minutes up. 

With Christmas coming up and all the financial misery around it is nice to escape for a while, even just for half an hour to have a nice massage, remember that I am a trained masseur, and if it ends with a blow job or a wank or if you want to go further, then fine. I always say that everything is designed to give the client pleasure, with no pressure to do anything you do not want to do. An appointment should be fun, pleasurable and hopefully, memorable.

Things I enjoy are:

blow jobs, giving and receiving

Piss fun, receiving only (that is you pissing on me)

rimming,  (arse licking, giving and receiving)

fucking, (I am top only, that is me fucking you)

fingering, (giving and receiving)

Jock straps, white pants etc

toys, ( me on you)

fantasy role play

Open to most things except:

Absolutely no scat

I do not do cross dressing

No under age stuff although gay daddy stuff is fine.

Do give me a call soon on 07517 697569 to book your appointment.