New Twitter Account

After 11 years of having the same twitter account, someone somewhere decided to remove mine without explanation.

I asked for a reason, which they didn't give but claimed that they won't re-instate it.  I have no idea why.

You can now find my new twitter account at www.twitter.com/newcgaymassage1

CHRISTMAS IS COMING...

This is my last post of this year. I have limited availability on the run up to Christmas itself So from tomorrow, which is the 12th of December I am available from 11am until 8pm, but appointments after 6pm must be booked before 6pm. On Monday the 19th, Tuesday 20th and Wednesday 21st, I am only available between 6pm to 8pm. I am however around to take appointments and do wank chat, so please call if you wish to book either a personal one to one appointment or a wank chat. I am off on Christmas day but I should be around most of Boxing Day if you feel the need to escape family for a bit of fun.

I am amused sometimes when my clients think that everyday is an orgy of sexual excess. I wish. I do not spend everyday enjoying piss showers and swallowing gallons of spunk. sadly not. From this blog I no doubt give that impression, but the truth is that most clients just want a massage and a hand job or blow job at the end. It is usually regular clients who become more adventurous and it is those appointments I recall for your amusement.

The old debate about doing oral with or without a condom arose the other day. It must be about one client in a hundred who asks me to do oral on them with a condom. This has been a big debate within the sex industry ever since I started in this business and many female sex workers make a virtue of the fact they will only do oral with a condom and then complain they do not get repeat business. Their choice. I made the decision early on to only do oral with a condom if I felt there was a need to do so, that is someone had a dirty cock, had sores or a discharge or whatever that I was not sure about. Thankfully this happens very rarely. If a client asks for oral with a condom and I think his cock is clean and safe I usually refuse because I warn him that firstly I cannot stand the taste, even the flavoured condoms make me feel nauseous and secondly that he will not enjoy the experience, which frankly is like sucking a sweetie with the wrapper on. On this last occasion I explained this to the client and he said fine but that he wanted to suck me but with a condom, which he did for about two minutes and then pulled away making a face and agreeing that I was correct, it tasted awful. I smiled and proceeded to wank him off with my finger inserted in his arsehole. He left a happy chap regardless.

Health is obviously an issue and since the overwhelming majority of my clients are married men, I am very careful in what I do and who I do it with. The last thing I want is for one of my married guys to give his wife something. That would destroy my business.

I have done this work for 20 years and have never caught anything. I am tested every two to three months and always have a clear result. People have an idea that the more people you have sex with then the more at risk you are. The truth is that numbers do not matter, it just takes one person to give you something. Outside of this work I do not sleep around, I do not go on the gay scene or go to saunas or dogging or get involved in any of the indiscriminate sexual activities which tend to be the source of STds. 

Outside of my work my sex life is incredibly dull. I market myself at married men who on the whole identify as straight and are happily married if leading dullish sex lives. I am not so naive as to think that my clients do not see other sex workers, but that is fine because having sex with a sex worker is the safest sex other than being celibate or remaining faithful to one partner whom you trust to return the favour. No one cares about their sexual health more than a sex worker. 

I am also very particular about what I do and with whom. Anyone who has been to visit knows that I always insist on them showering and cleaning from and back, that means cock and arsehole. When on the massage table I always check their anus discretely for warts, odd smells, odd marks, abrasions, etc and when the client turns around I do the same with their cock. After 20 years I  know what to look for. Can I guarantee that the client is totally free of disease? NO, but I can probably be 99% sure. My advice is that nothing is 100% safe, even getting out of bed and crossing the street can be dangerous. If you are too worried to relax and enjoy an appointment because you are worried about catching something, then you are better not coming, because you will not enjoy the experience . 

My objective is to offer a relaxing and enjoyable experience where you can be as sexy, raunchy and dirty  as you want to be. I can of course just offer a nice hot oil massage finished with a wank or blow job or I can try and offer a porn experience discreetly, safely and in comfort. Lets be honest, nearly everyone watches porn, but the reality is that most have boring or vanilla sex, often with the same partner and after several years of marriage, that is on birthdays and highway. Men like sex, it makes them happy, relaxed and my job is to offer guys a discreet escape in which to explore their dirty fantasies. This blog gets thousands of views, I presume most reader will enjoy a nice wank, while reading of my exploits. Great, that why I write my stories with the hope of course that one day you will visit and explore your kinky side for real rather than it be just a fantasy.

With Christmas coming we all know that poor old Santa, only comes once year and all the daddies out there (who will soon be playing Santa) must have some pretty full sacks by now just waiting to be unloaded and what better way to empty those sacks than with a finger up your arse and your cock down the back of a willing throat. So give me a call.

I remember one Christmas client a couple of years ago had two very full sacks of spunk which he enjoyed emptying into my willing mouth. He had gorgeous heavy balls that when he lay on his back hung down covering his arsehole so you had to lift them up and balance them on you nose as you licked his puckered bum-hole. He had one of those round puckered holes that twitched as you licked around the rim and then up over his balls, which I enjoyed sucking one at a time into my mouth as I stroked his fat, heavy cock. I must have spent around 20minutes licking his arsehole and sucking on his balls before he indicated that he wanted to stand and telling me to stick a finger up his arsehole, which I did, he began to face fuck me, stretching my mouth around his fat juicy knob. Suddenly I heard him moan as his cock began to jerk in my mouth and jets of hot spunk shot down my throat. His balls must have been full because my mouth filled with creamy spunk which dribbled down chin. I was in sex heaven as I sucked his cock dry and then, as his softening cock slipped out of my mouth I heard him laugh as at first a dribble and then a stream of hot piss filled my mouth, rinsing the remaining spunk which dribbled in long wet pissy trails over my chest. Yes, that was a ver happy Christmas Santa and if I was an elf, I was a very grateful helper. Santa may only come once a year but that wa a memorable explosion of joyfully sticky spunk.

So, please give me a call and pop around to unload those santa sacks you have dangling between your legs. If you can't make it, then give me a call for a wank chat. Either way, have a lovely Christmas and will hope to see you in the New Year.

Call Chris on  07517 697569 for an appointment or a wank chat.