Wednesday, 7 April 2021


I started doing wank chat during lockdown and it has proven to be a very popular little bit of fun and titillation for both regular clients and fans of the blog who perhaps live too far away to visit. You need to call to book and obviously pay. I charge £1 per minute (minimum charge 10 minutes) and you can pay for longer, if you wish, in advance, and if you only use; say five minutes, you can carry the remaining minutes over for future calls. There are a couple of easy and convenient ways to pay, but my preferable method is by Amazon Gift Card, just call for details. There are no limits to your fantasies, although no underage stuff and I do not do brown...yuk... not my thing, but role play and piss play and threesome, more-some fantasy play etc are welcome, you are limited only by imagination.

In the meantime please enjoy the blog and your feed back on the extracts from the new book are welcome. 

Look forward to hearing from you and perhaps meeting in person sometime.

Take care.

Call 07517 697569 to book appointments and for details of the wank chat service.

Monday, 5 April 2021


 Things were tough being a young servant boy, back in the day, as this short snippet reveals. If you enjoy, please let me know, it may hurry me to finish the novel. It will be available on Amazon Kindle soon, hopefully. Also let me know if you would be interested in shorter erotic novellas for £1.99.

It was Mr Barton's turn to blush now, as a little embarrassed he mumbled, “ yes indeed. I am a little, you bad lad. What between you and that little strumpet Rosie my poor fellow has been bursting the seams to escape.” Mr Barton looked down toward his crotch, just as his cock noticeably strained against his trousers. “ I think that you had better see to my old John Thomas, don't you?” Mr Barton leaned back in his chair and opened his legs and indicating with his head watched young Robert drop to his knees and begin to unbutton the front of his trousers, and lifting his bottom off the chair a little, he allowed Robert to pull his trousers down to his ankles. He was wearing woollen long johns, buttoned down the front fly to allow access for pissing. The buttons were gaping as Mr Barton's cock pressed hard to be released. Unbuttoning three buttons Robert allowed the enlarged thick member to leap free, the moist knob-end brushing against Robert's lips as it escaped. Robert licked his lips instinctively, savouring the salty taste of Mr Barton's pre-cum. Taking the thick throbbing cock into his mouth he began sucking on the thick knob-end, pushing the loose foreskin back with his lips to reveal a swollen red head with a salty sliver of pre-cum dribbling from the piss hole. Using his tongue Robert licked around the swollen knob and then his tongue licked down the shaft before taking as much of the thick throbbing member into his mouth as he was able. Mr Barton released a contented grunt and grabbing the back of the boys head forced his cock further down Robert's throat, making him gag. Instinctively Robert threw his head back, releasing Mr Barton's cock from his mouth as he gasped air. Undeterred however he glanced Mr Barton a wicked grin before continuing the deep throat fucking which Mr Barton was enjoying immensely, if his moans of appreciation were to be believed. 

As Robert continued sucking on his cock Mr Barton gave short gasps of pleasure and whispered “you wicked boy, you wicked, wicked, boy,” as his head thrown back and his eyes closed he thrust his hips with increasing urgency into the boys face, fucking Roberts mouth with determined vigour, forcing his thick cock deep into the boys throat. At last, with a loud and rapturous moan Robert suddenly felt the butlers cock jerk wildly and jets of creamy hot sperm ejaculated deep  into his throat. After five or six such spasms Mr Barton's ejaculations ceased and Robert lifted his head. The satiated butler smiled as he watched his still hard cock slip from the boys lips along with copious gooey amounts of thick white sperm which dribbled down the boys chin to stain the white linen of his shirt. Mr Barton sighed a deep sigh of contentment and murmured. “You really are such a deliciously wicked boy. That must be one of the best spends i've had in such a long time.” He smiled at Robert who now stood, his own cock in his hand. 

Mr Barton looked at Robert's member as the boy slowly stroked himself, a thin sliver of pre cum stealing from his knob hole. “Ah, my poor boy, but of course I must not be selfish. Here, let me release some cream from those lovely balls of yours.” As he spoke Mr Barton once again cupped Robert's ball sack in his hand and squeezed them gently. Then he winked and with a finger gathered some of his sperm that had escaped Robert's mouth and now glistened in thick globules on his chin. Indicating for Robert to turn around so that his arse faced Mr Barton's face, as he sat, his trousers still around his ankles, the still randy butler lifted Robert's shirt tail and pushed him gently to bend over and then to spread his legs to reveal his puckered arsehole for his perverted perusal and delight. 

Robert bent over obligingly, still massaging his cock. He wondered what the dirty old butler had planned. He did not have to wait long before he felt Mr Barton finger stroke his puckered round arsehole which winked delightfully at Mr Barton as he smeared the sticky sperm that he had collected on his fingers from Robert's lips and chin onto Robert's arse-ring, gently massaging the puckered hole with his spunky fingers, pushing into the wrinkled tight hole, a little further each time, " I must put my cock inside this delightful tight hole soon young Robert. Would you like that, my boy" the butler whispered, while enjoying his viewing of his finger frigging the boys tight arsehole. He had also now put his hand between Roberts legs and while frigging his arse, he also slowly wanked the boys hard cock, causing sensations that made the boy moan and groan with pleasure. Robert had never had the sensation of being wanked and having his arsehole frigged at the same time before, and it was pure heaven. Mr Barton now pushed his finger further inside the boys tight anus and began to gently frigg his arsehole deeper, pushing his finger in deep and then puling it out and then deeper again, The boy found that he was in sex heaven. The sensations he was feeling were so intense that he began to push back against Mr Barton's finger, urging him to probe deeper. It was not long before Mr Barton had first one finger and then two fingers inserted deep into the boys arsehole, frigging him while wanking him faster and faster. The pleasure Robert was experiencing soon brought him to an intense orgasm as Mr Barton suddenly felt Robert's puckered arse-ring grip his fingers and the boy ejaculated jet after jet of hot sticky spunk over the polished wooden floor of the pantry. 

Removing his fingers slowly from Robert's arsehole and releasing the boys still throbbing, sperm dribbling cock, from his grip, he smiled as the boy turned around, red faced with excitement but also with a quite beautiful look that only a young man who has just experienced an intense orgasm can have. Robert''s expression, Mr Barton thought, was one of an almost ecstatic ecstasy, akin to religious zeal. Mr Barton knew this kind of zeal from his childhood, when attending chapel where he would regularly witness similar expressions of ecstasy on the faces of true believers. 

Well my boy.” Mr Barton looked at the sperm stains on his wooden floor.”You have created a bit of a mess. 


 I Am Back.

Thankfully at last lockdown is easing and normal service is resuming slowly. Regular guys are welcome and I will consider new guys, but until June I am restricting appointments to one per day. No new appointments after 6pm and please try and give notice because the studio is large and needs to be heated and prepared etc. Just a little common sense really. Everything is sanitised before and after appointments and I have been tested for Covid 19 and have had my first inoculation and due my second in April. Obviously if you are feeling unwell in any way please do not book until you are healthy. Again just common sense please. I know all my regulars are sensible people and will not be stupid about these matters. Being healthy is important and not just in regard to sexual hygiene. Please note that I no longer do outcalls and no late appointments unless booked in advance. Nearly all my clients visit in the afternoon or early evening and late appointments often attract guys on drugs or who have been drinking and I truly do not need the hassle. 

Now that all the dull stuff is dealt with I am also pleased to tell you that I have downloaded lots of new porn for your titillation, some 10 new titles covering most tastes and I also  have a selection of straight porn. Yes, I do get asked. Remember most of my guys identify as straight and although they like a little cock with their massage as a little bit of variation, as it were. a change occasionally after all does no harm, hardcore gay sex on screen can be a little too much lol. If you give sufficient notice I may be also be able to access something in particular in way of porn, but no promises and please make requests legal of course. 

Personally, I am having my hair cut shorter in April and I am as horny as ever, having had very little cock over the last few month. Anyone familiar with this blog knows that as well as a qualified massage I offer lots of kinky fun, from hand relief, oral, rimming and fucking, usually as top. My favourite kinks are rimming a nice clean arse and I love being pissed on, a strange kink for some, but I have always loved watching men piss from being little, just my thing. I also love being rimmed and fingered and a little light spanking. I offer role play and mild domination, but no hard stuff and no leather or rubber or dog masks or anything like that, just not my thing and I am sure there are others who do it better because they enjoy it themselves. I also  offer spanking and caning, favourite role play usually involved slave and master, with slave offering rimming etc and I I abuse them with rough, sexualised language and abuse. School maser is very popular and medical examinations. good, old fashioned, kinky fun. I see couples M/M M/F and I do see women but I do not promise penetration but offer oral and fingering and toys etc as well as sensual massage. If a M/f couple I prefer the man to be bi curious at least and offer oral and rimming and whatever service required. happy to take photos/vodeo etc using your camera for your personal use etc, all discreet and professional. I prefer to use your premises in these circumstances for your discretion.

Soon I will be posting another preview from my new book. Very dirty and a jolly good story, when I eventually finish it. I seem to need lots of cock to get my imagination excited enough to write, but I am sure the next few months will provide more than sufficient stimulation.

Look forward to hearing from everyone soon and hope everyone had a Happy Easter..

Saturday, 25 July 2020


I have been erm, impressed by how dirty my clients can be. There are some serious perverts out there.  I have heard fantasies that even made me blush and that's not easy to achieve. Seriously how many tongues and cocks can you insert at the same time into one tight little arsehole. Well according to one client two cocks and one willing tongue while his mouth is dribbling three loads of spunk and being cleaned by a heavy flow of piss from two guys eager to help out.  That was a mild fantasy.

My own arsehole may not have had much in the way of personal attention recently but its had more fingers and tongues inserted in fantasy wank chat than the busiest cabin boy on a long lonely sea voyage.... that's another fantasy. Just as well I love the taste of spunk because I've had to swallow gallons.

So if you have been missing out on the fun then give me a call and have a wank chat. Its £10 for 15 minutes, and you can bank left over time. So if you want to book an hour for £40 you can call back several times until your hour is used up, unless you fancy a long hours session.. Yes I have reduced my price slightly on request. I aim to please and since wank chat has been so popular I thought it only reasonable to please my clients in every way I possibly can.

I also offer text wank for those who cannot speak on the phone but fancy some dirty sex text. I charge £10 per 100 texts.

To book an appointment  or a wank chat call 07517 697569 for details on how to book.

Happy wanking.


Thursday, 2 July 2020

Available To Meet Regular Clients. Dirty Chat.

Hi, just an update on what is happening.

Everything seems to be returning to some kind of normal again thankfully and so I am pleased to announce that I am seeing regular clients only for the next few weeks. So if you are feeling like a relaxing massage and a kinky happy ending then please call and book your appointment soon. I am so horny and desperate to get back to what I do best, sucking cock and rimming arseholes, a kink for which I am infamous.

I am also offering dirty wank chat for £1 per minute, minimum booking £10 for ten minutes, although I am not a clock watcher as my regulars know. I am un-shockable and love nothing better than talking dirty. So please give me a call to book a one to one appointment or a dirty wank chat.

Call Chris on 07517 697 569

A lLittle Taster From My New Dirty Novel. Enjoy.

A little treat. A taster from my new book which should be available for the autumn. A perfect little gift to yourself for those dark winter nights. This will be my first true novel and of course it is very, very erotic and I can guarantee that  your balls will be emptied twice each chapter. So enjoy and please call for a dirty wank chat or book an appointment. Call Chris on 07517 697 569

Davis now had a perfect view of the boys arse-ring and of his low hanging wrinkled balls dangling between his thighs, imperfect orbs in a shaved sack of soft skin which Davis cupped gently in his palm. 
Spitting on the boy's arse-ring and then on his finger Davis gently began stroking in a circular motion, his finger around the boys wrinkled dark hole, feeling it clench a little as he stroked. Slipping his hand down further he again weighed the boys balls in the palm of his hand before slipping his hand further between the boys legs and taking a firm hold of his cock, which had now grown hard and throbbed in his grasp. The boys cock was long but thin, which disappointed Davis a little, he liked cocks like his own, thick, a good thick handful, still, he was not too disappointed, the boys balls were danglers, the way he liked them and that arse- ring promised a good tight fuck. 
Dropping, reluctantly, the boys soft cods, he began to undress, removing his jacket and waistcoat and then unbuckling his belt and unfastening the buttons on his trousers he let them fall to the ground where he kicked them off over his shoes. He always kept his shoes on, a habit he had adopted after an incident with a sergeants wife in India several years previously when he had had to make a quick escape, something better done with shoes on then with bare feet. Elisa in the meantime had removed his skirt and was about to remove the women's drawers when Davis stopped him, it aroused his thick member more; seeing the boys cock standing proud from between the slit in the cotton. 
It was next Eliza's eyes which opened wide with surprise, concern and lust, when Davis pulled his shirt up to reveal his thick, heavily veined member which now stood like a proud truncheon above his heavy hairy balls which seemed to dangle almost to his knees. 
“On your knees then you dirty little bitch,” Davis demanded, stepping toward Eliza who fell onto his knees and with trembling fingers took Davis's thick cock in his hand and guided the moist head to his mouth. The sudden warmth of the boys mouth on his knob-end was appreciated by a low moan of pleasure that escaped from Davis who took Eliza's head in his hands and gently held him as he pushed his cock further into his mouth and then, when he had inserted his cock so far that the boy-girl made little choking noises, he began to face fuck the lady boy, with short strokes to begin with, but with each stroke forcing himself a little more down the boys throat, forcing Eliza to gag repeatedly. Davis enjoyed several minutes of face fucking the boy, enjoying pulling his cock almost clear of the boys mouth before pushing it back, hard and deep down his throat. The boy's little throat spasms seemed to grasp his knob-end, bringing him too soon to near climax. Stopping just before he reached the point of no return he reluctantly slipped his cock from Eliza's lips, and he began to rub his thick member over the boys face as the Eliza gasped for breath, his eyes watering with the exertion of accommodating such a thick cock in his throat. Davis noted with pleasure the lust in Eliza's eyes however and how the boys saliva coated his cock, mingling with his pre-cum which hung in silvery rivulets from the piss hole of his swollen wet knob. Davis liked his sex raunchy, rough and vulgar, dirty. “ Good little bitch,” he murmured and pulling Eliza by his hair toward the bed onto which he climbed and kneeling he pulled up his shirt tail and presented his bare arse to Eliza's face as he fell to his knees, “ give my hole a good polish with that tongue of yours,” Davis roughly demanded; pulling Eliza's hair, guiding the boys face to the crack of his hairy arse. Eliza hesitantly at first but then with obvious lust and excitement, pulled Davis's arse-cheeks apart and applied his tongue to the hairy, black-ringed, sweaty arsehole before him and began to tongue and eat Davis's puckered, sweaty ring with a lusty passion. 
Eliza liked his men to be dominant, it brought out the submissive feminine in him and Davis especially had excited him with his coarse language. “Eat that fucking shit hole you little fucking bitch,” Davis demanded; as he pulled on Eliza's hair, pushing his face into his arse, “thats it, lick my balls, right up to my shit hole and down again, that's it, lick harder you little cunt. Thats it, harder, harder you little fuck cunt,” Davis demanded. “Im going to fuck your shitter so hard you won't be able to work for a week you dirty bitch.” 
After several minutes of having his arse-hole licked clean Davis slipped off the bed and roughly pulled Eliza onto the bed and onto his back, pushing the boys legs in the air and then back, toward his head, so that the boys arsehole was fully exposed. 
Spitting a thick globule of saliva onto the boys arse-ring Davis guided his thick cock to the boys puckered hole, spitting again onto his cock-end, before rubbing his knob around the boys arse-ring, warming him up, getting him ready for when he began pushing firmly against the puckered anus and as Eliza moaned Davis's cock end slipped inside the tight outer muscle. Eliza pushed back at the sudden pain and Davis stopped for a second, smiling cruelly. “Whats wrong bitch, not liking my man's cock up yer, ehh?” He laughed. “Your hurting sir, your too big you bastard.” Eliza sobbed. “Bastard eh?” Davis crudely laughed. “You wait until Tommy learns how you talk to your customers,” Davis pushed his cock roughly and ploughed deep into the boys arse and began to fuck him with long hard strokes as the boy began to pull on his own cock, enjoying the fuck, the pleasure of having a thick cock deep inside him, ripping his arsehole apart. Eliza moaned and bit his lip, rolling his eyes with pleasure, riding on the thick cock that stretched his tight arsehole, pushing down to meet each hard thrust as Davis roughly fucked his tight arse.

Hope you enjoy and that I hear from you soon.

Sunday, 17 May 2020

My Married Men And Others.

I would say that t least 95% of my clients are married men. I have no problem with this and would suggest that I specialise in married men or men who would say they are predominantly straight rather than gay or bi. Personally I find labels misleading and judgemental really and very limiting. Once you take on a label then so many expect you to immediately fit a list or expectations and rules. I am gay, in that I prefer having sex with men, but then I enjoy seeing single women and M/F couples. So does that make me BI? The truth for me is that humans are sexual and most men enjoy sex and do not especially care whom with. I often point out that before Christianity arrived with its moral structures, men regularly had sex with men, often slaves of course, and nothing was thought odd about it. I do not think much has changed other than societies prudishness.

So why so many of my clients married men? I suspect its because I am discreet, welcoming and have very comfortable accommodation in a very wealthy area of Newcastle. This is not boasting but simply saying that people can park safely, arrive and leave discreetly and enjoy themselves in a space especially designed to fulfil the task of giving a comfortable service. I also do not think I come across as gay, in that I am not camp nor a skinny feminine boy type, quite the opposite, I am quite a muscular, ordinary ( perhaps a bit arty ) guy next door sort of guy. I would add here that there is nothing wrong with being effeminate, indeed some of my clients whom I suspected to be gay on my first meeting with them ended up being the straightest and certainly less adventurous. Besides I have learned over the years that how one person sees themselves and how they are viewed by others can be very different. Was It Robbie burns who said something along the lines of “O wad Power the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us”?

I see lots of business guys and lots of daddy types, but really all kinds of people. I get a lot of gym bunny types who really enjoy a good massage and being wanked or sucked off at the end. I would say the majority of my appointments are not kinky, just straight massage with a happy ending. Most guys are shy when they arrive and its only on later appointments that they start to experiment a little, but sometimes not all. The whole point is to provide a relaxing and inviting atmosphere where people can enjoy themselves, be themselves and experiment when they are wanting to do so, if ever. 

If I had to answer a question on did I get types of men or did certain men in certain professions want specific things then, I suppose I would agree that the popular assumption of the top business guy wanting to do submissive role play does hold true. I would also say that those from a manual construction background tend to be the kinkiest, so yes I do especially love my plumbers and builders. The younger guys who are into the body beautiful tend to love their massage and happy ending. I suppose we all tend to fall into categories of some sort. I would hate to think what category I fall in to. No, I don't want to know, I can guess. Thanks.

Anyway, hope to see everyone soon for an appointment or you can call for a dirty chat when I can ,as you imagine, be really filthy. I charge £1 min ( min call £10 for 10 minutes) for dirty chat with various ways to pay. Call Chris on 07517 697 569