SEPTEMBER UPDATE and EROTIC FUN.

 Dear readers, I hope that all is well and that this change in the weather has not left everyone too depressed I also hope that everyone had a nice little holiday and that you are ready for some dirty massage fun. August and thus far September, have been surprisingly busy with lots of new clients and of course the old familiar faces despite the school holidays etc. I say faces, although I do spend more time with my tongue up clients arseholes and therefore admit that actual faces are often a mystery, if you get my meaning. I know, I am a slut but a happy one and would my clients want me any other way. Be honest?

I have nothing to report on the moving front although I have seen a house that I do rather like, not ideal, but nice and in a quiet spot in a northumberland village, so I may pursue this and will keep everyone informed regarding my moving house and whither I decide to carry on working. The latter is all up in the air. Sometimes I think its time to retire, but then clients ask me to carry on, so we will see how I feel when I move.

So many dirty sex stories to tell you but I shall recall briefly my meeting with two new clients and one with one of my favourite regulars.

I was very pleased to meet one new client from Yorkshire who is a big fan of my blog, so if you are reading this then I hope you have a nice wank and remember my licking your tight little puckered hole. This guy really liked getting his arsehole licked out and moaned appreciatively as my tongue sneaked past the tight sphincter ring into his tight passage, teasing his arsehole while I stroked his fat cock which dribble pre--cum as I fucked his arse with my tongue. He also enjoyed rimming by puckered ring and claimed it was his first time touching another guys cock and balls and rimming another mans arsehole. If it was he did well. His tongue was enthusiastic and moist as he licked from my balls up to and around my puckered hole. I am nursing a hard-on now as I type. he also pissed on me, which again was a first for him and as you all know, being pissed on is such a kink for me. He seemed to enjoy his hour and said that he would return soon, so I look forward to seeing him again in the near future.

Another new client was a young man soon to be married who again is a big fan of this blog. My apologies when I saw him, because I was not on top form and I had developed some eczema on my balls so they were a bit rough and crinkled rather than soft and dangling which is how balls should be. One of those things sadly which only lasted two days and was gone. I hope my balls not being in full working order did not put him off. He seemed to enjoy the encounter however and after my rimming his tight little hole he set abut licking my shit hole with abandon, slipping his tongue around the puckered circle and dating his tongue inside as I knelt on the bed, arsehole in the air and ready for assault. He then rubbed his fat knob- end up and down my arse crack and teased my hole, which I really enjoy. I love a hard knob-end just pressing against the arse-ring, opening it slightly without pushing in. A truly delicious sensation if you have never tried it. Our dirty £80 session went very well and ended with my kneeling over his face and squirting my hot spunk over his lips and tongue. Something very dirty about spunking on a younger guys face, it makes you feel like a really old pervert, especially if you wash it off with piss. I do not usually like young guys especially ( the guy was probably in his late 20s) but this one had that look of innocent waiting to be debauched, so why not me. I wonder if his future wife is aware of what a dirty sex life she is going to enjoy?

My final memory involves my sexy daddy type who just loves me rimming his arsehole. He has the almost perfect hard rounded cheeks that spread to reveal a circle of wrinkled delight that winks at you as you massage it and then lick it. On this occasion he had drank lots of water and so treated me to a long piss session. 

He was hard from my initial rimming before he told me that he was ready to piss. His thick cock remained hard as I then licked and sucked the moist knob as I knelt before him. He suddenly started pissing into my mouth like a horse, as I sucked his horse cock deep down my throat before withdrawing it almost out of my mouth and then inserting it deep down my throat once more. His hot piss quickly filled my mouth and I admit I had no option but to swallow, indeed I wish he had told me to swallow his dirty piss, I was so turned on by the sensation of this man using my mouth as his toilet. He must have filled my mouth five or six times, as I allowed the hot piss to escape and dribble down my chin and onto my chest and then dribble down onto my cock which was of course hard and so near ejaculating. 

When he had finished his piss his cock, still rock hard, slipped from my mouth. I observed the few last dribbled jets of piss and sucked his cock hard to catch the last dribbled of piss and pre-cum. He then made me stand and he french kissed me, obviously enjoying sucking my tongue and tasting his own piss. We then moved through to the bedroom and I knelt on the bed and presented my arse for his pleasure. He rubbed his hard cock shaft up and down my arse crack and pushed against my arsehole with is knob-end which quivered in anticipation of being stretched and filled . I so wanted to be fucked, but all I can take now is a finger, which he soon obliged me with. Eventually I lay on the bed and he sat on my face allowing me once gain to lick his arsehole before he leaned forward and began to suck on my cock which I was wanking furiously. He then kelt over my face and inserted his cock into my mouth and began to fuck me deep in my throat. Honestly, his cock is the perfect fit. It slides down my throat, filling it with perfection. 

While he face fucked me I was wanking furiously with one hand while stroking his arsehole with my other. He asked me to finger his arse as I sucked on his cock. I obliged with first one finger and then two as he fucked me forcefully in my throat and then I felt his arsehole grip my two fingers which were deep inside him and as his anus contracted repeatedly so dd his cock which jerked in spasms as he shot jet after jet of hot creamy spunk straight down my throat and I swallowed without tasting. I am normally not submissive but with the right client I most certainly am. OH, and he never took his cock out of my mouth until I had wanked myself off. Seriously it is had to explain the pleasure of sucking a hard cock dry while wanking yourself off. I was in perfect heaven and I am sure that he enjoyed himself and I hope he is equally as horny next time he visits.

So der perverts. I hope that you have enjoyed my memoirs and had a very satisfying wank. I look forward to seeing you and remember that I do dirty sex chat at £1 a minute, minimum payment £10 and you can carry unused minutes over. lots of ways to pay. Just call Chris on 07517 697569 to book an appointment or sex chat. Take care and remember that shy boys have no dirty cock and arse fun. On my next post I will tell you all about an encounter with a female client. I rarely get single female clients, so this is a special which I hope you will enjoy next time.

Take care.

Chris

07517 697569

AUGUST CATCH-UP..

 Dear readers, 

I hope that you are all well and enjoying your summer holidays. I apologise for not posting in July, but seriously it was not a good month. It began busy, then went quiet and so I decided to have a week off and had some really nice days out with family and friends. When I returned to work however I had to deal with two awful clients. I rarely complain about clients, because the majority are really nice guys. These two however, well, I will not bore you with details, but the first was very obviously allergic to soap and water ( no oral and I even wore condom's on my fingers), and the second was just very intimidating. I am rarely intimidated by anyone, but on this occasion he just made me feel unsafe and he had a weird paranoia about the door bell taking a video of him. He was seriously unpleasant and thankfully did not stay the hour. Thankfully the third client on my return was really peasant and a horny time was had and a very pleasant hour passed too quickly. 

The remainder of July passed by without mishap, but nothing especially exciting to write about, which is why I skipped my monthly post about my adventures. 

August and to a certain extend September are usually quiet months because my daddy types who make up most of my clients tend to be on holiday with their little darlings, so I have been concentrating on packing ready for the big move, although the house is still not sold. trust me to pick the worst year to try and sell, but I am in no rush.

I have decided to recount one of my adventures from nearly 20 years ago when I was escorting in London which I had intended keeping for my dirty memoirs, book 2, but I shall recall it briefly now for your edification. So, hands on cocks and off we go.

I was booked by a client who was staying in one of the prestigious hotels in Mayfair. He was obviously not short of a few pounds because he booked me a room to stay overnight separate from his suite. This happened quite often because my clients knew that I did not stay in London and although some booked overnights and wanted me to stay in the room with them, many, especially the wealthier clients tended to want their own space after having their fun and since most had staff who also had to be accommodated, booking an extra room for their, erm,  escort, was no big deal, even in the most expensive hotels. Seriously it was a very different world to doing erotic massage in the North East now.

This client was as I expected Arab and so I had an idea that it was going to be a very kinky night, they always were with Arabs.  After the usual hello's and was your trip a pleasant one and was your room (mine) satisfactory, he was straight to business. He offered me a glass of champagne, which I accepted. I need to read these papers, he explained, but you must eat my ass. He then knelt on the sofa and began to read some paper on the table behind. "Come, lick my dirty ass clean), he called. Obligingly I fell onto my knees and pulled down his jogging pants to reveal his round buttocks and as he spread his legs, his arse cheeks opened to reveal his brown puckered hole. It was a very nice hole, brown and nicely puckered in a raised round ring with just a fuzz of hair on the cheeks. Applying my tongue, I began to lick around his arsehole,, then up and down the crack of his arse before applying my lips to his bum hole which I began to suck and lick, teasing the sensitive ring and gently fucking him with my tongue. 

As I licked his dirty hole he pushed his arse back revealing heavy balls which swung low and free and cock which was long and very thick and very stiff a it waved freely. I naturally could not resist grabbing his balls and began pulling them gently. They felt deliciously soft and heavy in their wrinkled sack. I put my spare hand between his legs and began to stroke his thick cock, all the time still slurping on his puckered shit hole. 

He was very excited now, his moaning with pleasure was loud and interspersed with crude instructions to stick my tongue further up his arsehole. I had slipped my own pants off and my stiff cock  dribbled pre-cum onto the velvet sofa. Suddenly he turned round and sitting he pulled my mouth onto his engorged knob end. His thick cock filled my mouth and as he grabbed my head he began to fuck my throat, pushing his cock deep into my gullet, making me gag as he lifted his arse off the sofa as he fucked my face, but he did not give any mercy but instead continued to make me suck his cock, all the time mouthing obscenities about filling my arse with his spunk and that I was a dirty cock sucking cunt.

"I heard him gasp after about five minutes of face fucking that, "I want of fuck your ass". He then stood up and indicated that I knelt on the sofa, my arse in the air, my arsehole ready for his thick cock to tear it apart. I saw him lube his cock and then I felt his thick knob run up and down the crack of my arse and push gently against my puckered ring and then, more forcefully he pushed until I allowed him to enter and then I felt his thick cock slide deep into my arse. I felt my arsehole being stretched to fuck as his cock filled me. Stopping for a while he allowed me to get used to the sensation of being full and then he began to fuck, pumping his thick fucking cock deep inside, withdrawing to the knob-end before plunging deep inside me again. His fucking went on for some time. I stroked my own cock in rhythm to his fucking my arse and then, with a load moan, he exploded, shooting his load of spunk deep into my arsehole, I felt his cock jerk strongly inside me as at the same time I also exploded, my cock jerking creamy spunk over the dark blue velvet of the sofa. We both lay still for a few minutes, I was trapped under his weight, and then I felt his cock slide out of my hole and he murmured "Good fuck"' before standing. "You enjoy that", he smiled. "Erm, yep"' I replied. "Good, now you go and get cleaned back in your room and I will call you soon. So off I went, my arse pleasantly aching from being stretched by his thick cock to shower and wait for his call, about an hour later, for round 2, which was even more dirty than round 1. So it continued until about 3 in the morning when we were both tired and I retired to my room to sleep and leave the next morning clutching a fat envelope full of cash and a selection of posh toiletries curtesy of the hotel. 

I certainly had a good time while escorting in London, all very different from today and of course I used to be fucked in those days. Now I am top only although I do still enjoy a good fingering and rimming. I hope that you enjoyed this encounter and I hope to see all my regulars for  dirty session of rimming and fucking very soon and if you fancy pissing on me, well, that's my favourite kink, so do not be shy and give me a call. Remember that I also do dirty wank chat for a £1 a minute, minimum spend 10 minutes, but you can carry unused minutes over. 

Call Chris on 07517 697569 to book a dirty massage or wank chat. 

Take care and remember it's all good clean, but dirty fun.

JUNE UPDATE.

Dear readers,

I hope that you are all enjoying this lovely weather which I admit is far too hot for me. I am no sun worshipper and worse I have hurt my back. I somehow have managed to pull a muscle or something, so I am in agony every time I move, even walking is painful. I am forced therefore to take a couple of days off, As I write this I am resting my back against an ice block which is pure bliss. This is all very annoying because it has been a very busy month and I have had to turn people away, which I hate doing, especially if they are regular clients. But such is life.

No movement on the house yet, so for clients who are concerned that I am moving I can confirm that it looks like I will be here for at least another 3 months, so plenty of time to book an appointment and have a little fun. Remember that wank chat is still very popular and even when incapacitated, as now, I can still talk on the phone and of course you all know how dirty I can be.

Since my last scribble I have met a number of new clients who I think had a fun time and they all said that they would return, so hopefully they will become regulars. I also of course had visits from my established clients, including a second appointment from the male/female couple whom I wrote about in my last post. It was very nice to meet them again because couples rarely book twice, no idea why, I have always assumed it was because having tried something different, ie, a threesome, they move on to something else. This couple however seem to be very adventurous sexually and want to try different things, not just a threesome involving a couple of positions. So, if you are sitting comfortably, I will titillate you with a brief description of what was a very horny, dirty and satisfying appointment.

This time they were both wanting to get straight into the action and not bother with the massage, which was fine. While they showered I stripped naked and hopped onto the bed and stroked my cock until it was hard and ready for some oral. They both, naked, took turns sucking my cock before she decided she wanted to lick his arsehole while he continued sucking my cock. It was all quite delicious, but my regulars know how much I love rimming a clean arsehole and so it was not long before I suggested he sit on my face so that I could stick my tongue up his arse and enjoy licking his puckered hole and of course his balls which were dangling, inviting my mouth to gorge on the heavy, plump sack which I proceeded to lick and suck, each ball individually and then together. While I enjoyed playing with his balls she continued to suck my cock before changing to his so that he was getting his arse licked and cock sucked at the same time. He was obviously enjoying the sensation, perhaps a little too much because I heard him murmur to stop and that he wanted to be fucked. 

Laying on his back he lifted his legs to allow me a full view of his puckered hole and cock and balls. Pushing his legs back over his head I positioned myself so that I could slip my cock into his arse-ring and then proceeded to fuck him, slowly at first and then building the tempo to a hard fuck that went on for some time while she kissed him passionately. It was all extraordinarily decadent but perfect. 

After fucking his arse for a time he asked if I fancied anything that would perhaps make me come and so I said that a finger up my arse often did the trick. With no hesitation she obliged. It was quite delicious feeling her fingers stroke around my arsehole and then slip a finger into the tight puckered hole while I was fucking her man, The result of feeling her finger stretch my arsehole was that I was soon ready to come and did so quite suddenly, filling his arse as my cock jerked, ejaculating my spunk into the condom. I remember that I especially enjoyed the wonderful sensations of his arsehole gripping my cock as my orgasm receded and my cock slipped out of his arse. I am always very sensitive after I have come and so I stood and went to clean up while they decided what their next position should be which basically was her requesting some cock.

Quickly changing position, she now lay on her back, legs spread, a glass dildo inserted deep into her arsehole. I joined them again on the bed and noticed that her cunt was very wet. I remember stroking gently between her cunt lips and teasing her swollen clit as he slid his cock deep into her pussy. I was quite fascinated by her face which flushed scarlet as he fucked her, proving that she genuinely was excited by the situation as much as he was. It is so nice to see a couple enjoying themselves without any shame or embarrassment. 

As he fucked her with long, deep strokes, I fondled the cheeks of his arse and slipped my fingers between his arse-cheeks to tease his wet arsehole, slipping my finger in, so that he was being frigged while he fucked. She was very excited and asked to suck my cock, which she did while he fucked her furiously, sliding his cock in and out of her cunt. As she sucked my cock deep into her mouth I felt myself grow hard again and I suggested that he may like to try being fucked up the arse while he fucked her cunt, a suggestion he readily agreed with and so I positioned my self behind and as he pulled back I slipped my cock into his bum hole and a very peasant fuck commenced. I actually had very little work to do because as he fucked her cunt he also fucked his arsehole on my cock on the return motion. I smiled, thinking that he was being well and truly fucked this time, all he needed was a cock in his mouth and he would have been full up, as it were. After enjoying this magnificent menage a trois for a while he asked me to slip my cock out of his arse which I did and moving round I stroked her cunt and breasts while he fucked her furiously until he released a long sigh and slipping his cock out of her pussy he ejaculated over her belly and breasts. 

Another appointment had ended and I think they both had enjoyed themselves once again, On a text later that evening he asked if I had enjoyed the appointment, which I had and I suggested that since she liked a dildo up her arse while being fucked that she may enjoy double penetration, a cock in her cunt and another up her arsehole. He seemed quite excited by this suggestion so we shall see if they return to try that position. It could be fun which is what it is all about. I have also suggested that another speciality my couple clients have enjoyed in the past has been me licking her cunt and his cock and balls while they fuck. I am assured that it is very sensual and usually results in an orgasm by both parties. I remember once having a woman spray over my face as I was licking her cunt while he was fucking her arse. That was a few years ago and I believe that I have written about the appointment. Yes, I have had lots of interesting appointments over the years.

I sometimes sense a little jealously that some client think that I have this fantastic sex life and I suppose  in some respects I do, but it is worth remembering that receiving pleasure for my benefit is way down the list of priorities in this job and a job it is. Yes it is nice if I enjoy what I am doing with a client but ultimately all of my clients, like this couple, book me to be safe and discreet. I have to have the responsibility of being tested regularly and to check my clients for any signs of disease, and thankfully in over 20 years  have never caught anything. Most of my clients are married men and I would never knowingly put them at risk. Perhaps more important however is discretion and privacy. Like this couple, my clients come to me knowing that I would never contact them without permission, would never bother them for bookings or meet ups etc and neither would I ever disclose personal details on this blog or anything else. Clients pay for safety and privacy and discretion, knowing they can experiment, have a bit of fun and then walk away and resume their lives safe in the knowledge that I am invisible. This arrangement suits me as well because I expect the same discretion in return and so far nearly all of my clients have honoured that unwritten agreement.

So dear readers I hope that you find my latest adventure entertaining and satisfying and I hope to meet you sometime for an appointment or to share a wank chat. Call Chris on 07517 697569 to book a massage or wank chat. Have fun and play safe..

MAY HAS BEEN INTERESTING.

 Dear readers, 

just a short update. May has been busy and eventful. Moving house is progressing although no definite new home has been chosen, although I have two that have potential. I am close to making a decision and will inform everyone of that choice as soon as I am able.

Lots of new clients this month including a couple (m/f) appointment which I will recall in gloriously erotic detail a little later. I also met up with a couple of regular clients whom I thought had moved on because I had not seen them for a few months. Glad to say they were rampant and entertaining and promised to resume their regular visits. One of the sad aspects of this job is that you have regular client whom you entertain for years and you get to know them well and then they just disappear and you have no idea what has happened. One of the golden rules of this job is that you never contact clients unless they specifically give permission to contact them for a particular reason, for example, two of my regular clients have asked me to text them when my new book is available ( delayed because I have become caught up with moving). 

Clients do move on eventually but I will always be around in one form or another because if I decide to retire from erotic massage I intend devoting my time to writing erotica and this blog will keep everyone informed of what I am doing, what I am publishing and of course where I am.

I do expect to be moved this summer, so if anyone wants to visit while I am still in Newcastle, then you may only have a few months to do so. Obviously the wank-chat service remains available and is still very popular, so if you cannot see me in person but are feeling horny, give me a call and for £1 a minute you can be as dirty as you like over the phone. Various ways to pay, minimum spend is £10 for ten minutes and of course you can carry minutes you have not used over to your next dirty chat.

I admit that because I have not been feeling great over the last few months ( feeling much better now thankfully) I was therefore not looking forward to meeting this couple that rang for an appointment and I was on the verge of cancelling them. Thankfully I didn't cancel because I think, despite me not being on top form, that the appointment went well. Threesomes are always hit or miss, they either are wonderful or a disaster, no in-betweens. 

The couple were very nice when they arrived, slim and attractive and he especially was very nervous. Normally it is the woman who is more nervous but on this instance she was really in charge and very respectful. To cut to the chase, it began after they had showered and he called me over to join them asking if I was really into pissing. Naturally I said yes and falling on my knees he began by taking a long piss in my mouth while she kissed him passionately. i enjoyed sucking his semi-stiff cock into my mouth as he pissed for the longest times, filling my mouth with his hot piss straight from the tap as it were. I was instantly hard and excited of course, I always am when pissing is involved. When he eventually finished pissing and I had drained the last drops we moved to the massage table where I invited her to join me in giving him a four hand massage, concentrating on his buttocks and running our fingers over his puckered arsehole. Slipping my hand down between his legs I began to massage his balls and cock while she moved to the front of the massage table and began to kiss him while I was tonguing his anus. I continued rimming him, licking down around his balls while he stroked my cock. Soon he was kneeling and we then took turns rimming his arsehole, playing with  his balls and cock until she began to suck his cock deep into her mouth while he, now very excited, wanked my cock, harder and harder. We now were very excited  and I asked her if it was ok for me to caress her breasts, which she was fine with, and so between me playing with her breasts, him stroking my cock and me tongue fucking his arsehole, a very pleasant second round was brought to a close. 

We decided to move into the bedroom where they both wanted to work on me and so laying on the bed she told him to suck my cock, which he did, nervously at first, but then as she encouraged him to take my cock deeper into his throat, which he did, relishing his first time sucking a mans cock and I was very happy with his performance. He asked her to suck my cock and with my permission she did. I have been sucked by a few women and in general men do better blow jobs,  but she was very good, taking me deep into her throat and sucking down to the root. Should she decide to work at some point she would do well on blow jobs alone. Things then progressed into him fucking her while I played with her breasts and stroked her clit. She then asked me to fuck him, which I did, while they both kissed and she stroked and sucked his cock while I fucked his tight arse with hard thrust to his great pleasure. He then decided that he wanted to fuck her again while I again played with her clit. I could not resist stroking his arsehole and balls and slipping my fingers into his wet, well fucked arse so that I was frigging him while he fucked her. He slipped his cock out of her cunt twice so that I could suck him, savouring her sticky cunt juice and I think she enjoyed watching. 

So the hour passed with him giving her quite a hard fuck again while I knelt behind and kissed his balls and arsehole and played with his dangling balls while he thrust his cock in and out of her cunt, a delightful vision to watch close up. I wished they had done doggy because they could have experienced my third specialty, the first being rimming, the second rimming a nice arse while fucking and the third is licking a wet cunt and clit and his cock while it slips in and out of a wet cunt. HMMM, I am so hard now just thinking about that position, his cock slipping out of her cunt and into my mouth. Perhaps next time. He then asked me to spunk over him while she sucked him, but as I had explained I  was not feeling on top form and had performed far better than I had expected, so  I declined, which was sad but not too sad because I soon bent over and presented him my arsehole which, while kissing her, he wanked against until he shot his hot spunk all over my arsehole and buttocks. 

So ended a very hot little session which I think they both enjoyed and I certainly did enjoy far more than I had expected. One thing not mentioned is that throughout the appointment she had a glass dildo inserted in her anus, but it was never mentioned or made use of. Perhaps they were too shy, who knows. 

Anyone fancying a couples appointment please feel free to ask. I charge 50% extra, so an hour would be £150 etc and I am not pedantic about times etc and if things run over a little, that's fine,

I hope you enjoyed reading about this little adventure. Please call 07517 697569 to book an appointment or wank-chat. 

Take care dear readers, stay hard and randy, it is all good fun and done in the best possible taste.

Chris

April Update

 Dear readers,

I hope that life is treating you all well and that you are stiff with anticipation for the next recollection of another sexy adventure in my dirty little massage emporium of perversity and lust. I often wonder what you call a collection of perverts, a perversity of perverts perhaps? 

I have two snippets of bad news to relate sadly. 

Firstly, I have been unwell for a few days with my stomach. My regular clients know that I had to undergo major stomach surgery some 25 years ago. Well, my stomach has been playing up recently and I have to go for some biopsies. So I am having a few days off but should be back, stiff and ready for more adventures by next Wednesday, 3rd May. In the meantime I am still available for wank chat and my regulars are welcome to call and if I can I will of course indulge you with my infamous massage experience. In 20years in this business I have never taken time off because of my health, so this is a novel experience for me. 

Secondly when you visit you will notice that I have a for sale sign outside of the house. I am moving, or hope to move. How long this will take who knows. I have lived in my present home for 20 years but being a country lad at heart and now that I am not tied into travelling to London and Manchester on business every month, I dream of being surrounded by sheep and horses again and no cars or neighbours. I have not come to a decision yet on whither I will carry on working or retiring or semi retiring. I do not intend travelling too far away from Newcastle, so no need to panic that I am disappearing to the Outer Hebrides. 

Readers of this blog who have been putting off visiting should however take the plunge over the next few months and visit, just in case I do retire or decide to restrict my appointments to established clients only.

Other than being unwell for a few weeks, April has been very busy with a few new clients. It is always nice to meet new clients. Clients are naturally often a little nervous when they visit for the first time and of course I am as well. I want my clients to have a fabulous time but I am always a little nervous about how raunchy they expect me to be. I try to let the client set the pace, because for some it is the first time they have had a sexual encounter with a man and touching a hard cock can be daunting, even intimidating. I have known clients shake with nerves and others be so excited they come as soon as I touch their arse, which sort of spoils the appointment if they have booked for an hour and they orgasm in the first 10 minutes.  

Every person has their peculiar sexual likes and dislikes. Some guys are just fascinated by cocks and only want their cock played with, others like there arsehole played with or their balls, some like to have their nipples bitten and sucked and stroked and teased. I personally am an arsehole man, I love my arsehole being played with, rimmed and fingered. I would rather a client stroked my arsehole than suck my cock, especially if they want me or come during an appointment. A good appointment should be about discovering what excites the client, what they like and do not like.  

One new client, a mature gentleman, booked an appointment a couple of weeks ago and he was delighted to experience for the first time the joy of rimming and having his puckered hole stroked and teased. The appointment began as always on the massage table and my massaging warm oil over his back and then between his arse-cheeks. I soon had him moaning in pleasure and before long his arse was in the air and I was running my fingers down the crack of his arse, stroking his puckered anus and cupping his balls which I began to pull gently while stroking his hard cock, pushing my hand between his legs. He soon moaned for me to stop because he was near coming. As he slipped off the massage table to go through to the bedroom, I could not resist falling to my knees and worshipping his round wrinkled arsehole which twitched as I drove my tongue deep between the puckered ring, entering his wet and twitching anus. "I have dream't of this so often", he muttered, "and now it is happening its just incredible" as he pushed his arsehole with increased gusto and passion onto my hard, probing tongue.

After a little more rimming we made our way through to the bedroom and I hopped onto the bed on my knee's. presenting my arse-ring  for his inspection. He began to stroke me gently with his fingers that he had wet with his spittle. I sensed him struggling with the idea of taking the plunge and tonguing my dirty little hole. He did not think about it for too long however because I suddenly felt his hard tongue running around the rim of my anus. The sensation was delicious, especially when he started to milk my cock while sucking on my arsehole.After five or ten minutes of delicious tongue action he stood and presented his hard cock to my anus and began to rub pre-cum soaked knob end over my greedy little arsehole which twitched in anticipation of being fucked. Regular readers will remember I wrote a post on rimming with your knob, and he had obviously read the blog post and was joyfully living the fantasy. I kept murmuring, "fuck my arsehole, shoot that spunk over my arse and then piss over my dirty shit hole to wash your spunk off my arse". I was lost in lust and he was very much enjoying himself. "Do it to me". he begged. So changing positions I began to massage his arsehole with my knob end, dribbling pre-cum over his bum hole and watching it dribble over his balls. I was getting so close to coming and told him I would shoot my load if he was ready. He had other plans and changing position he had me kneel over him and inserting his finger deep into my anus I wanked myself off over his face. Opening his mouth he greedily used his tongue to lick the spunk off of my ejaculating knob and into his mouth. Laying back, his face covered in  my spunk, that glistened in white thick globules on his chin, he wanked himself furiously. Kneeling between his legs I inserted a couple of fingers into his arsehole, stretching the ring while sucking on his balls. Before long he let out a long, low moan that lasted it seems for ages as he fired copious amounts of sperm into my mouth and over his tummy. 

When he had finished a strange silence descended while we both recovered our strength. We had both experienced an especially intense orgasm and he, it seemed, was experiencing a sexual bliss that he had not had for a long time. I think he murmured something about it being like his first time. I presumed the first time he had wanked, but I didn't enquire because it was very obvious that he was leaving a very happy client.

I hope that you have enjoyed this dirty little memory. Please comment if you enjoyed the blog and please read the book My Dirty Memoirs" because it is all true and all my adventures are recounted with the intention of arousing you interest. I also have a new book being released very soon, yet another erotic adventure but this time set in victorian London. Details will be released soon.

Do give me a call if you want to book a one to one appointment or a dirty wank chat, Take care and hope to see you soon. 

Call me on 07517 697569 

WHAT TO DO WITH MY BLOG .

 This is a very short post. 

I have been wondering recently what to do with my blog. Do I keep it as it is or shall I develop it into more of a dirty story blog to help sell my erotic writing or shall I go more into the politics of the job itself and talk more about being a sex worker and about clients etc. I would love some feed back on what you, my readers would like to read. My clients are the reason that I exist and I aim to please. 

I am thinking about releasing my new book in 3 stages and charging £1.99 for each edition of chapters. They are all very erotic and guaranteed two wanks minimum per chapter. Do you all think that this would be a good idea. I am sure sales would prompt me to write quicker and devote more energy to the project. Would you be willing to purchase special addition copies, which would be more expensive or perhaps clients may like to buy disks with the stories on or have files with chapters sent direct to them on receipt of monies. Please let me know your thoughts.

Please reply in comments or text if that is easier etc.

Call Chris to book a wank chat or massage appointment on 07517697569 

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MARCH HAS BEEN AMUSING

H, readers, I hope that everyone is well and despite all the gloom and doom as horny as ever. March has just been one of those months. After a very busy December, January and February things have been a little on the quiet side, although if I am honest, my availability has been limited because I have had lots going on privately to keep my busy. What has filled me with glee however has been the abusive texts from a competitor, my blog being reported to blogger and a nasty email from someone transitioning who accused me of transphobia I think and not knowing my gay history. It is pure joy this business NOT:)..

The nasty tweets accusing me of being stuck up etc simply confirmed why I avoid all contact with others in this business. I love sex work and I have campaigned for many years for decriminalisation, but sadly I also have learned the hard way to avoid others in this business and reporting posts on my blog (for the 2nd time) was just a bit pointless because they just put the post behind an adult only block which the whole blog is behind anyway, so pointless waste of their time. The nasty email was just a tad weird. I simply state in my do's and don't's that I do not see cross dressers which is a kink where some men like to dress in women's clothes, especially lingerie. It is a kink that does not turn me on and so if the person booking is in to cross dressing then there are escorts who cater specifically for that kink and they would be better seeing someone who is sexually excited by that scenario. I do not totally exclude genuine transexuals and have massaged and entertained women transitioning to men and men transitioning to women. I have zero problems with transexuals. We live in weird times however where the extreme trans lobby look to find offence when none is intended.  I did once have a booking where the client turned up in a skirt and high heels and was witnessed by my neighbours.  This totally horrified me as I live in a nice discreet area and do not bring attention to myself.

On brighter note, I should have more availability in April and of course I am free to entertain over the telephone with my ever popular wank chat service until around 9pm most evenings. Give me a call if you are feeling horny. My number for both wank chat and to book one to one appointments is 07517 697569.

In what little spare time I have had I have been working on my new erotic novel which is edging toward completion. I have also had one exciting encounter which I am sure that you will all enjoy reading about.

A new client arrived and as usual was a little nervous having never done "anything like this before" to quote his exact words. After his shower he was soon on the table and ready for my hands to explore his firms body. He had lovely rounded buttocks and low hanging balls which always turn me on. I have a thing about big dangling balls, not so much big cocks. 

My fingers stroked down over his puckered hole and I heard him moan with pleasure and it was not long before he had his arse in the air and grabbing his dangling balls in my fist I pulled him up and began to lick around his tight little hole which had him pushing his arse onto my face, fucking himself on my tongue which moistened his little fuck hole with my saliva. H was obviously enjoying himself as his cock was rock hard and the pre-cum was dribbling from his piss hole over my fist which stroked the length of his shaft. before long he was sitting on the edge of the massage table and I sucked his cock deep into my throat. The weird but incredible sensation of his thick knob hitting the back of my throat made me gag, but I have learned to breathe through my nose and so continued to suck his swollen knob deep into my throat. Slipping off the table I turned him so that he leaned over the table and spreading his legs and pulling on his balls I again attacked his tight shit hole, licking and sucking on the puckered ring. I heard him murmur fuck me and so standing behind him I slipped my hard cock into his hole and began to fuck him in strong hard strokes that soon had me near orgasm. I felt the moment of no return near and with a loud moan I shot a load of spunk up his arse. Slipping my cock out I swung him around and taking his cock in my mouth Iiserted two fingers into his wet arsehole and finger fucking him and sucked him, quickly bringing him to a shuddering climax as he shot his load down the back of my throat. He was so far down my throat that I had no choice but respond to his knob jerking spunk and I swallowed his load straight down my gullet. Deliciously exciting.

Wow, that was some encounter. Shortish but memorable and just what he needed and what I enjoy, dirty and to the point, no messing as it were. I did ask if he could finish off with a piss in my mouth, but sadly, he couldn't, but he did promise to try and store some piss up for the next visit. Fingers crossed.

Hope you all enjoyed my recounting that nice little massage appointment and if you want to book a wank-chat or a massage appointment call me on 07517 697569.