MAY HAS BEEN INTERESTING.

 Dear readers, 

just a short update. May has been busy and eventful. Moving house is progressing although no definite new home has been chosen, although I have two that have potential. I am close to making a decision and will inform everyone of that choice as soon as I am able.

Lots of new clients this month including a couple (m/f) appointment which I will recall in gloriously erotic detail a little later. I also met up with a couple of regular clients whom I thought had moved on because I had not seen them for a few months. Glad to say they were rampant and entertaining and promised to resume their regular visits. One of the sad aspects of this job is that you have regular client whom you entertain for years and you get to know them well and then they just disappear and you have no idea what has happened. One of the golden rules of this job is that you never contact clients unless they specifically give permission to contact them for a particular reason, for example, two of my regular clients have asked me to text them when my new book is available ( delayed because I have become caught up with moving). 

Clients do move on eventually but I will always be around in one form or another because if I decide to retire from erotic massage I intend devoting my time to writing erotica and this blog will keep everyone informed of what I am doing, what I am publishing and of course where I am.

I do expect to be moved this summer, so if anyone wants to visit while I am still in Newcastle, then you may only have a few months to do so. Obviously the wank-chat service remains available and is still very popular, so if you cannot see me in person but are feeling horny, give me a call and for £1 a minute you can be as dirty as you like over the phone. Various ways to pay, minimum spend is £10 for ten minutes and of course you can carry minutes you have not used over to your next dirty chat.

I admit that because I have not been feeling great over the last few months ( feeling much better now thankfully) I was therefore not looking forward to meeting this couple that rang for an appointment and I was on the verge of cancelling them. Thankfully I didn't cancel because I think, despite me not being on top form, that the appointment went well. Threesomes are always hit or miss, they either are wonderful or a disaster, no in-betweens. 

The couple were very nice when they arrived, slim and attractive and he especially was very nervous. Normally it is the woman who is more nervous but on this instance she was really in charge and very respectful. To cut to the chase, it began after they had showered and he called me over to join them asking if I was really into pissing. Naturally I said yes and falling on my knees he began by taking a long piss in my mouth while she kissed him passionately. i enjoyed sucking his semi-stiff cock into my mouth as he pissed for the longest times, filling my mouth with his hot piss straight from the tap as it were. I was instantly hard and excited of course, I always am when pissing is involved. When he eventually finished pissing and I had drained the last drops we moved to the massage table where I invited her to join me in giving him a four hand massage, concentrating on his buttocks and running our fingers over his puckered arsehole. Slipping my hand down between his legs I began to massage his balls and cock while she moved to the front of the massage table and began to kiss him while I was tonguing his anus. I continued rimming him, licking down around his balls while he stroked my cock. Soon he was kneeling and we then took turns rimming his arsehole, playing with  his balls and cock until she began to suck his cock deep into her mouth while he, now very excited, wanked my cock, harder and harder. We now were very excited  and I asked her if it was ok for me to caress her breasts, which she was fine with, and so between me playing with her breasts, him stroking my cock and me tongue fucking his arsehole, a very pleasant second round was brought to a close. 

We decided to move into the bedroom where they both wanted to work on me and so laying on the bed she told him to suck my cock, which he did, nervously at first, but then as she encouraged him to take my cock deeper into his throat, which he did, relishing his first time sucking a mans cock and I was very happy with his performance. He asked her to suck my cock and with my permission she did. I have been sucked by a few women and in general men do better blow jobs,  but she was very good, taking me deep into her throat and sucking down to the root. Should she decide to work at some point she would do well on blow jobs alone. Things then progressed into him fucking her while I played with her breasts and stroked her clit. She then asked me to fuck him, which I did, while they both kissed and she stroked and sucked his cock while I fucked his tight arse with hard thrust to his great pleasure. He then decided that he wanted to fuck her again while I again played with her clit. I could not resist stroking his arsehole and balls and slipping my fingers into his wet, well fucked arse so that I was frigging him while he fucked her. He slipped his cock out of her cunt twice so that I could suck him, savouring her sticky cunt juice and I think she enjoyed watching. 

So the hour passed with him giving her quite a hard fuck again while I knelt behind and kissed his balls and arsehole and played with his dangling balls while he thrust his cock in and out of her cunt, a delightful vision to watch close up. I wished they had done doggy because they could have experienced my third specialty, the first being rimming, the second rimming a nice arse while fucking and the third is licking a wet cunt and clit and his cock while it slips in and out of a wet cunt. HMMM, I am so hard now just thinking about that position, his cock slipping out of her cunt and into my mouth. Perhaps next time. He then asked me to spunk over him while she sucked him, but as I had explained I  was not feeling on top form and had performed far better than I had expected, so  I declined, which was sad but not too sad because I soon bent over and presented him my arsehole which, while kissing her, he wanked against until he shot his hot spunk all over my arsehole and buttocks. 

So ended a very hot little session which I think they both enjoyed and I certainly did enjoy far more than I had expected. One thing not mentioned is that throughout the appointment she had a glass dildo inserted in her anus, but it was never mentioned or made use of. Perhaps they were too shy, who knows. 

Anyone fancying a couples appointment please feel free to ask. I charge 50% extra, so an hour would be £150 etc and I am not pedantic about times etc and if things run over a little, that's fine,

I hope you enjoyed reading about this little adventure. Please call 07517 697569 to book an appointment or wank-chat. 

Take care dear readers, stay hard and randy, it is all good fun and done in the best possible taste.

Chris

April Update

 Dear readers,

I hope that life is treating you all well and that you are stiff with anticipation for the next recollection of another sexy adventure in my dirty little massage emporium of perversity and lust. I often wonder what you call a collection of perverts, a perversity of perverts perhaps? 

I have two snippets of bad news to relate sadly. 

Firstly, I have been unwell for a few days with my stomach. My regular clients know that I had to undergo major stomach surgery some 25 years ago. Well, my stomach has been playing up recently and I have to go for some biopsies. So I am having a few days off but should be back, stiff and ready for more adventures by next Wednesday, 3rd May. In the meantime I am still available for wank chat and my regulars are welcome to call and if I can I will of course indulge you with my infamous massage experience. In 20years in this business I have never taken time off because of my health, so this is a novel experience for me. 

Secondly when you visit you will notice that I have a for sale sign outside of the house. I am moving, or hope to move. How long this will take who knows. I have lived in my present home for 20 years but being a country lad at heart and now that I am not tied into travelling to London and Manchester on business every month, I dream of being surrounded by sheep and horses again and no cars or neighbours. I have not come to a decision yet on whither I will carry on working or retiring or semi retiring. I do not intend travelling too far away from Newcastle, so no need to panic that I am disappearing to the Outer Hebrides. 

Readers of this blog who have been putting off visiting should however take the plunge over the next few months and visit, just in case I do retire or decide to restrict my appointments to established clients only.

Other than being unwell for a few weeks, April has been very busy with a few new clients. It is always nice to meet new clients. Clients are naturally often a little nervous when they visit for the first time and of course I am as well. I want my clients to have a fabulous time but I am always a little nervous about how raunchy they expect me to be. I try to let the client set the pace, because for some it is the first time they have had a sexual encounter with a man and touching a hard cock can be daunting, even intimidating. I have known clients shake with nerves and others be so excited they come as soon as I touch their arse, which sort of spoils the appointment if they have booked for an hour and they orgasm in the first 10 minutes.  

Every person has their peculiar sexual likes and dislikes. Some guys are just fascinated by cocks and only want their cock played with, others like there arsehole played with or their balls, some like to have their nipples bitten and sucked and stroked and teased. I personally am an arsehole man, I love my arsehole being played with, rimmed and fingered. I would rather a client stroked my arsehole than suck my cock, especially if they want me or come during an appointment. A good appointment should be about discovering what excites the client, what they like and do not like.  

One new client, a mature gentleman, booked an appointment a couple of weeks ago and he was delighted to experience for the first time the joy of rimming and having his puckered hole stroked and teased. The appointment began as always on the massage table and my massaging warm oil over his back and then between his arse-cheeks. I soon had him moaning in pleasure and before long his arse was in the air and I was running my fingers down the crack of his arse, stroking his puckered anus and cupping his balls which I began to pull gently while stroking his hard cock, pushing my hand between his legs. He soon moaned for me to stop because he was near coming. As he slipped off the massage table to go through to the bedroom, I could not resist falling to my knees and worshipping his round wrinkled arsehole which twitched as I drove my tongue deep between the puckered ring, entering his wet and twitching anus. "I have dream't of this so often", he muttered, "and now it is happening its just incredible" as he pushed his arsehole with increased gusto and passion onto my hard, probing tongue.

After a little more rimming we made our way through to the bedroom and I hopped onto the bed on my knee's. presenting my arse-ring  for his inspection. He began to stroke me gently with his fingers that he had wet with his spittle. I sensed him struggling with the idea of taking the plunge and tonguing my dirty little hole. He did not think about it for too long however because I suddenly felt his hard tongue running around the rim of my anus. The sensation was delicious, especially when he started to milk my cock while sucking on my arsehole.After five or ten minutes of delicious tongue action he stood and presented his hard cock to my anus and began to rub pre-cum soaked knob end over my greedy little arsehole which twitched in anticipation of being fucked. Regular readers will remember I wrote a post on rimming with your knob, and he had obviously read the blog post and was joyfully living the fantasy. I kept murmuring, "fuck my arsehole, shoot that spunk over my arse and then piss over my dirty shit hole to wash your spunk off my arse". I was lost in lust and he was very much enjoying himself. "Do it to me". he begged. So changing positions I began to massage his arsehole with my knob end, dribbling pre-cum over his bum hole and watching it dribble over his balls. I was getting so close to coming and told him I would shoot my load if he was ready. He had other plans and changing position he had me kneel over him and inserting his finger deep into my anus I wanked myself off over his face. Opening his mouth he greedily used his tongue to lick the spunk off of my ejaculating knob and into his mouth. Laying back, his face covered in  my spunk, that glistened in white thick globules on his chin, he wanked himself furiously. Kneeling between his legs I inserted a couple of fingers into his arsehole, stretching the ring while sucking on his balls. Before long he let out a long, low moan that lasted it seems for ages as he fired copious amounts of sperm into my mouth and over his tummy. 

When he had finished a strange silence descended while we both recovered our strength. We had both experienced an especially intense orgasm and he, it seemed, was experiencing a sexual bliss that he had not had for a long time. I think he murmured something about it being like his first time. I presumed the first time he had wanked, but I didn't enquire because it was very obvious that he was leaving a very happy client.

I hope that you have enjoyed this dirty little memory. Please comment if you enjoyed the blog and please read the book My Dirty Memoirs" because it is all true and all my adventures are recounted with the intention of arousing you interest. I also have a new book being released very soon, yet another erotic adventure but this time set in victorian London. Details will be released soon.

Do give me a call if you want to book a one to one appointment or a dirty wank chat, Take care and hope to see you soon. 

Call me on 07517 697569 

WHAT TO DO WITH MY BLOG .

 This is a very short post. 

I have been wondering recently what to do with my blog. Do I keep it as it is or shall I develop it into more of a dirty story blog to help sell my erotic writing or shall I go more into the politics of the job itself and talk more about being a sex worker and about clients etc. I would love some feed back on what you, my readers would like to read. My clients are the reason that I exist and I aim to please. 

I am thinking about releasing my new book in 3 stages and charging £1.99 for each edition of chapters. They are all very erotic and guaranteed two wanks minimum per chapter. Do you all think that this would be a good idea. I am sure sales would prompt me to write quicker and devote more energy to the project. Would you be willing to purchase special addition copies, which would be more expensive or perhaps clients may like to buy disks with the stories on or have files with chapters sent direct to them on receipt of monies. Please let me know your thoughts.

Please reply in comments or text if that is easier etc.

Call Chris to book a wank chat or massage appointment on 07517697569 

chris. 

MARCH HAS BEEN AMUSING

H, readers, I hope that everyone is well and despite all the gloom and doom as horny as ever. March has just been one of those months. After a very busy December, January and February things have been a little on the quiet side, although if I am honest, my availability has been limited because I have had lots going on privately to keep my busy. What has filled me with glee however has been the abusive texts from a competitor, my blog being reported to blogger and a nasty email from someone transitioning who accused me of transphobia I think and not knowing my gay history. It is pure joy this business NOT:)..

The nasty tweets accusing me of being stuck up etc simply confirmed why I avoid all contact with others in this business. I love sex work and I have campaigned for many years for decriminalisation, but sadly I also have learned the hard way to avoid others in this business and reporting posts on my blog (for the 2nd time) was just a bit pointless because they just put the post behind an adult only block which the whole blog is behind anyway, so pointless waste of their time. The nasty email was just a tad weird. I simply state in my do's and don't's that I do not see cross dressers which is a kink where some men like to dress in women's clothes, especially lingerie. It is a kink that does not turn me on and so if the person booking is in to cross dressing then there are escorts who cater specifically for that kink and they would be better seeing someone who is sexually excited by that scenario. I do not totally exclude genuine transexuals and have massaged and entertained women transitioning to men and men transitioning to women. I have zero problems with transexuals. We live in weird times however where the extreme trans lobby look to find offence when none is intended.  I did once have a booking where the client turned up in a skirt and high heels and was witnessed by my neighbours.  This totally horrified me as I live in a nice discreet area and do not bring attention to myself.

On brighter note, I should have more availability in April and of course I am free to entertain over the telephone with my ever popular wank chat service until around 9pm most evenings. Give me a call if you are feeling horny. My number for both wank chat and to book one to one appointments is 07517 697569.

In what little spare time I have had I have been working on my new erotic novel which is edging toward completion. I have also had one exciting encounter which I am sure that you will all enjoy reading about.

A new client arrived and as usual was a little nervous having never done "anything like this before" to quote his exact words. After his shower he was soon on the table and ready for my hands to explore his firms body. He had lovely rounded buttocks and low hanging balls which always turn me on. I have a thing about big dangling balls, not so much big cocks. 

My fingers stroked down over his puckered hole and I heard him moan with pleasure and it was not long before he had his arse in the air and grabbing his dangling balls in my fist I pulled him up and began to lick around his tight little hole which had him pushing his arse onto my face, fucking himself on my tongue which moistened his little fuck hole with my saliva. H was obviously enjoying himself as his cock was rock hard and the pre-cum was dribbling from his piss hole over my fist which stroked the length of his shaft. before long he was sitting on the edge of the massage table and I sucked his cock deep into my throat. The weird but incredible sensation of his thick knob hitting the back of my throat made me gag, but I have learned to breathe through my nose and so continued to suck his swollen knob deep into my throat. Slipping off the table I turned him so that he leaned over the table and spreading his legs and pulling on his balls I again attacked his tight shit hole, licking and sucking on the puckered ring. I heard him murmur fuck me and so standing behind him I slipped my hard cock into his hole and began to fuck him in strong hard strokes that soon had me near orgasm. I felt the moment of no return near and with a loud moan I shot a load of spunk up his arse. Slipping my cock out I swung him around and taking his cock in my mouth Iiserted two fingers into his wet arsehole and finger fucking him and sucked him, quickly bringing him to a shuddering climax as he shot his load down the back of my throat. He was so far down my throat that I had no choice but respond to his knob jerking spunk and I swallowed his load straight down my gullet. Deliciously exciting.

Wow, that was some encounter. Shortish but memorable and just what he needed and what I enjoy, dirty and to the point, no messing as it were. I did ask if he could finish off with a piss in my mouth, but sadly, he couldn't, but he did promise to try and store some piss up for the next visit. Fingers crossed.

Hope you all enjoyed my recounting that nice little massage appointment and if you want to book a wank-chat or a massage appointment call me on 07517 697569.

MY DO's AND DONT'S...a reminder.

This is just a quick reminder of the things that I do and the things that I don't do. I am writing this again because I had a client the other day who wanted to fuck me and I had to let him down, plus it is nice to remind everyone what they can expect during an appointment.

Things I do/offer:

Credit / Debit Card. Yes, I can offer a credit card service but if you wish to pay by card you must pay in advance. Your card will be discreetly charged with a name that does not reference a massage service. You must have made at least one appointment previously in cash.  I do not accept card payments from first time clients.  I also accept bank payment transfers and PayPal.  This must be paid before you attend.

Discretion . I offer an extremely discreet service from luxury premises, in a very nice part of Gosforth. I expect my clients to be equally discreet when visiting and leaving.

Massage. I am trained masseur, offering full body, head massage, facial and reflexology if required. Many clients just come for the full body massage and a wank at the end, which is fine by me.

Rimming. I love to rim a clean arsehole and I think that I can claim to be famous for my technique. I can certainly say that 99% of my clients love me rimming their arse. I also love to be rimmed and for those who like to be a little submissive, being verbally abused as you eat my arsehole, is a favourite for many clients. 

Fingering, yes I love to finger clients and I love being gently fingered myself.

Piss Fun. My regulars know that this is my favourite kink, From being very small I have always enjoyed watching men piss and being pissed on is my kink. On my arsehole, in the mouth, over my cock and balls, the choice is yours. Sadly I cannot piss on you. For some reason I can't do it, sorry.

Domination and Role-play. I love to do role-play where I dominate you. I can be your boss or teacher or whatever. I do not however do rubber or leather. It is not my thing. To do leather and rubber properly you need to be into it and invest in all the gear and I am not and so have not. But normal role play where I abuse you verbally and make you rim my arse or suck my cock or I sit on your face and do breath control etc is fine. 

Underwear and Dressing up. I have tight underwear and jockstraps, so please ask in advance if that is your thing. Some guys like me to wear white pants while I massage them and they put their hand inside my tight pants to play with my arsehole and balls. I love this myself, so, if this is your thing , then let me know in advance so I can be dressed and ready. Similarly if you want me to wear a suit or whatever. 

Spanking/caning. I have a cane and happy to do spanking and yes I enjoy a gently spanking myself. Just let me know in advance. Many clients enjoy a little spanking during the massage or afterward in role-play.

Fucking. I tend to do the fucking. I sadly cannot be fucked because of an operation after a car accident several years ago,  But as already pointed out, I do enjoy a good fingering and a good rimming. Most of my clients want to be fucked if they are into penetration, so wanting to fuck me is rarely a big issue. I love my arsehole being teased however with a cock and having a cock wanked against my anus and even stretching my arsehole rim is fine. I love the sensation of hot spunk or piss on my arsehole, but deep penetration is sadly a no go.

Submissive. I have recently discovered that I do have a submissive streak and although I cannot be fucked, I enjoy giving oral and rimming and being spanked and pissed on and verbally abused. If you fancy calling me a dirty slut while I tongue your arsehole, then give me a call and we can work it into your massage appointment.

Toys, I have a selection of toys that I can use on you.

Oral. Yes I do oral without a condom because I cannot stand the taste of condoms. If you insist on a condom for oral I will do it at a push but would prefer to just give you a hand finish at the end of the massage. Similarly giving oral to me.

Couples. Yes I do see couples, straight and gay. I tend not to fuck the woman but happy to fuck the man if it is a M/F couple. I am happy to offer oral and fingers to women and can fuck, but make no promises to do so. If the scenario is right, then I can sometimes oblige.

Women. Yes I do see single women and offer a full body massage with warm oil and happy to be naked if required and be touched etc. I offer oral and fingers etc to bring you to a climax but do not always manage to fuck a woman, but I have done so if the situation has aroused me. I am attracted to men, but I also enjoy bringing a woman to orgasm using my fingers and tongue. Warm oil and deft fingers can make for a very happy massage in all the most intimate places.

Disabled. Yes I do see disabled clients and my massage studio is wheelchair friendly as indeed is the wet room. I have no problems with entertaining disabled clients and have no issues if carers deliver and pick up. I offer a service which is open to everyone.

Kissing. provided you have no bad breath then I have no problem with kissing.

Telephone Sex.  I do offer a very successful wank-chat line where you can be as dirty as you like. I charge £1 per minute with a minimum £10 spend and you can carry left over minutes. For example, say you pay for 10 minutes and only use 5, then you will have 5 minutes left for another chat or perhaps to add onto another payment. Most clients seem to pay £20 for 20 minutes which they use over two or three calls, another guy paid £100 in advance and used his credit over two months. There are a number of discreet ways to pay.  I accept a top up code for 02, which you can get at any shop that has a Paypoint machine, Amazon Gift Card, PayPal or Bank Transfer.  My account is a discreet business account.

Age Limits. I  have no upper age limit, just make sure that you are over 18.

Thing that I do not do include:

Poppers. I do not sell poppers or take them, but have no objection if you bring your own for your own use.

Scat. I do not offer scat services under any circumstance.

Body Odour. The one thing that I cannot stand is a strong body odour. I know some guys love a sweaty smell and even like to lick armpits. Not me. A nice clean body, especially your cock, balls and arsehole please. Every one is required to shower in the wet room before a massage.

Cross Dressing. I have nothing against guys who like to cross dress in women's clothes and if its just a pair of knickers, that fine. Cross dressing however does nothing sexual for me and so I just do not offer that service. 

Group Sex. NO, only one to one or couples, m/m m/f.

Working with other Sex Workers. NO. I have done this in the past with unpleasant consequences so I offer only a one to one with personal clients. I live in a very exclusive area and have a nice home and offer my mainly married guys complete discretion and I want to keep it that way.

Drugs. Absolutely not.

Out-Calls. NO, I no longer travel to hotels or homes. I have a comfortable and discreet home with a designated massage suite and I am easy to find, just off the A1.

Fisting. NO, I do not offer fisting but happy to stretch your arsehole with fingers or dildo.

Underage Scenarios. NO. I am happy to be called daddy etc because that is a recognised gay fetish, but no pretending to be under-age please.

Video Call. No I do not offer video call. My business is built on discretion and I have been in business for 20 years, so I must be doing something right. Most guys wanting to do video call are really just wanting to check the goods before buying, Sorry my discretion is as important as the clients and besides I am not going to marry you. Your worse case scenario as a client is that you pay £60 for a half hour massage, my worse case scenario is my face or a video of myself being used nefariously. 

I think that I have covered most things, although I am sure I will have missed some things out and if I have missed out something that you may be interested in, then please just ask. I am open to most kinks, food kinks for example, where some guys like to lick cream off my arsehole for example or have their cock and balls covered in cake and for me to eat it off. Just let me know and I can normally accommodate whatever your desire is.

Telephone Chris on 07517 697569 to book a one to one massage appointment or just a wank-chat.

Hope you are all enjoying the blog. Keep nice and stiff and happy.

Chris.

A BELATED HAPPY NEW YEAR...

 A belated happy New Year to all my readers and clients old and new. December and January turned out to be very busy months with lots of new clients as well as my regular guys who called in to have a little fun and I hope left relaxed and happy. I am here to please and do my very best to make sure that every appointment is extra special, of course I may not always succeed, but I do do my best and since the majority of my clients return again and again, then I must be doing something right.

This is a funny old business where so much depends on chemistry, that is some form of connection being made between myself and my client. Trust is important and communication; but even more important is that something which makes an appointment extra special as opposed to being just good or worse, never again, which I hope is a rare occurrence. What that something is I have no idea, but I suppose it is about finding what the client really wants and turning a fantasy into a reality. Sometimes however things do not work out as expected. A good example is my meeting three wank chat clients in person over the Christmas period. Two of the appointments went brilliantly and a great time was had. One client however arrived, started the appointment and then got cold feet and apologising asked to leave. I think in twenty years I have had at most five clients who could not go through with an appointment so I was a little shocked. I guess it proves that fantasy is very different from reality and since most of my clients identify as straight, nervousness over the reality of actually sucking a cock proved overpowering. Who knows what goes on in peoples minds. sometimes I with that I could mind read because it would make my job much easier.

It is worth remembering that even though I have been in this business for almost 20 years, that I am just as nervous as many of my client on the first booking because obviously I have no idea what the client expects, likes or how adventurous they want to be. I do not think many clients themselves know until they arrive and then things happen and are either enjoyable or not. I had a client once who joked what an easy and enviable job I had, having sex all day. I asked him if he could genuinely be charming and welcoming to a gorgeous fit 20 year old, which for most would be easy, but then be equally welcoming to an overweight 50 year old and then an 80 year old man or perhaps a client in a wheelchair? I think it then dawned on him that there are skills required to this job that he had not thought about and indeed which many people who come into this business do not think about either. You have to show equal respect and passion for every gentleman who turns up, regardless of their age, social background, or physical attractiveness. 

Before I recall a couple of my more memorable appointments over the holiday season: can I ask everyone who is or who intends becoming a client to store my telephone No because I have a feeling that there could be issues raised over the looming online protection bill that could see websites and blogs being closed and they do this without notification. I recently had my twitter account pulled with no reason given and no right of appeal. I am very careful not to publish anything that goes against their rules, but anyone working in this industry sadly gets used to being periodically targeted and closed down for no reason. I immediately started a new twitter account which is up and running and so far without problems, but you never know. So I urge everyone to store my telephone number discreetly, which I know my regulars do already.  My number, as always is 07517 697569 and my Twitter ID is @newcgaymassage1

I have discovered a deliciously obscene sex position which my clients seem to love. It began when a regular client popped in for some fun which began, as always, with a back massage with warm oil. My hands soon began to stroke down the crack of his arse and around his balls and as he spread his legs I began to stroke his puckered arsehole. This client has an almost perfect arsehole, beautifully puckered and slightly raised so that when my tongue licked around his hole, it followed a perfect twitching, puckered, ring. It was not long before he raised his arse, allowing me to play with his dangling balls and to stroke his hard cock. Eventually, getting on all fours on the massage table, his arsehole level with my face, I was able to tongue fuck his hole which provocatively contracted in spasms around my tongue in response while I wanked his hard cock which was dribbling profuse amounts of pre-cum from the piss -hole. Eventually he slipped off the table and I was on my knees and and ready to receive a glorious face fuck. His thick shaft slid deep into my throat, making me gag, not that I complained, there is something in my sexual make-up that enjoys a little submissiveness and a mans thick cock rammed down my throat on this occasion had me rock hard and begging for more. The salty taste of his salty pre-cum was unbelievably erotic.

After a good face fuck and some more deep rimming as he bend over the massage table, we eventually moved through to the bedroom. I have a large mirror at the side of the bed where guys like to watch themselves being fucked or sucked or whatever. On this occasion I lay on the bed with my head over the edge and indicated at first that he should resume face fucking me, which he did. After a while he pulled out and I manoeuvred him so that his arse was above my face and he was facing the mirror. I told him to give me his arsehole and so squatting slightly over my face he lowered himself so that I was able to lick and suck and tongue fuck his arsehole while also running my tongue from his balls to his anus, which I greedily sucked and tongue fucked. I also took time to suck on his balls greedily taking both testicles into my mouth. Eventually he could stand no more of my mouth and tongue working their magic and squatting over my face so that my tongue was able to slide effortlessly in and out of his by now slightly gaping arsehole, I soon heard him moan loudly as wanking furiously he released a never ending jet of creamy spunk which splattered in thick globules of glistening spunk all over the mirror. 

Several of my clients, new and regulars have since ended their massage by assuming this position and have left happy chaps, de-spunked and ready to face the day.

Remember that if you cannot see me in person that you can book a dirty wank chat at £1 a minute with a minimum £10 spend and of course spare minutes can be carried forward. 

To book an appointment in person or a wank chat please give me a call on 07517 697569 and remember if you can to store the number. 

Happy wanking, but remember it is always nicer to have a willing mouth available.

Take care:

Chris 

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After 11 years of having the same twitter account, someone somewhere decided to remove mine without explanation.

I asked for a reason, which they didn't give but claimed that they won't re-instate it.  I have no idea why.

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