THE END IS NIGH..Yep, it is I think time to retire.

Dear readers and clients,

I knew when I moved house that my life would change, would become less hectic and more relaxed. I understood that I was likely to see fewer clients. I realised that having moved out of the urban Newcastle catchment area into Rural Northumberland that my business clientele, for example were hardly going to travel the best part of an hour to visit me. Plus I was only seeing regular clients, so limiting my ability to obviously attract new clients. I also knew that this new property is a project that will take probably three years to complete and so offered few of the luxuries or the space my clients had enjoyed in Newcastle. I knew this and thought I would see how things went. For the first few weeks I was actually very busy with many regulars making the effort to visit and lots of calls wishing me luck and promising to visit, (including from my favourite kinky piss guy). It was all going well. The past few weeks however have been very quiet, not even phone calls. I have therefore faced up to reality and decided to bring my retirement, which had been planned for the end of this year or early next year, forward. I have decided to bow out so I can concentrate on getting the renovations done to my new home. I can't complain because I have had nearly 25 years in the business, working in London, Edinburgh and of course Newcastle. I have met some lovely clients and had some memorable times which hopefully will provide plenty of inspiration for my erotic writing. I will keep this blog going to keep everyone informed of my writing etc. Perhaps in the future I may even come back into the erotic massage business, who knows. For now however I am retiring at the end of July. So if any clients would like to see me one last time do just give me a call. I will also keep the erotic wank chat service going, so if you fancy a dirty wank chat then give me a call.

I had the pleasure of entertaining a client a few days ago which still makes my arsehole tingle with delightful memories. Another daddy next door type he has big balls and a shortish but fat cock. After his shower he came into the room where I was kneeling naked on the bed and without a by your leave he slipped his hand between my legs and began to massage my balls while nuzzling my neck. It was very nice, but soon I was bent over, arse in the air and he was on his knees rimming my wrinkled bum hole with a passion, pushing his tongue deep into my welcoming arsehole so deep that I thought he was trying to clean my tonsils. Seriously, I have been arse-licked often but never so deep. I was in heaven as his tongue slipped in and out of my dirty arsehole and licked around the wrinkled rim and down to my balls. Pulling my cock back between my legs he slipped my knob-end into his mouth and gave me a deep blow job. After some minutes I indicted to change and I gave his arsehole a good hard licking, running my tongue down to his balls and back up to his arsehole once more. My cock was rock hard and I knew that he liked a good hard fuck and so, running my knob around his saliva wet shit-hole, I inserted first the knob-end and then drove my shaft ball deep in side his hole. I fucked his arse hard. Before long I felt myself approaching the climax and so telling him to lie on his back I straddled over his face, allowing him to once again sniff and lick my puckered hole while I wanked and with a sudden loud moan I squirted my spunk over his face. He had been wanting himself furiously while licking my arse and having received my load of cream he asked me to stick my arse in the air while he rubbed and wanked his cock against my arsehole until with a low groan he also exploded and I felt his hot spunk splash against my wet-hole. I like nothing better than a spunky arse and when he rubbed his spunk into my arse-cheeks and over my balls and cock  I was in heaven. If he had decided to clean up his mess with some hot man-piss, well, I would have been a very happy whore indeed. He didn't however, but left a happy chap, de-spunked and off to work he went with a smile.

So readers and clients. I hope that you enjoyed my sordid little tale of rimming and fucking and creamy spunk. If you did and you have seen me before please give me a call on 07517 697569 to book an appointment before I retire. If you are just a horny browser however then please call and book a wank-chat. I like it dirty, so anything goes within reason. Wank chat costs £1 a minute, minimum spend is £10 and minutes can be carried to future wanks.

Speak soon, happy wanking, 

Chris.

SETTLING IN TO A NEW LIFE...Another erotic tale.

Dear readers

I am now becoming accustomed to a new way of life out in the country. It is certainly quieter and more peaceful and weirdly more social as I find friends and family visit more and days out to Bamburgh and Warkworth for lunch and tea have become a regular occurrence. 

As I have explained on my website this means that I am no longer available for appointments with half an hours notice. I now prefer that bookings are made in advance and confirmed by 10.30am on the day of the appointment. I am also only seeing known clients. So far this has worked well. My regulars seem to be happy to carry on visiting and are able to book in advance or at least in the morning of the appointment. After 10.30, if no appointments are booked I tend to go out or do other things. I now live 8 miles from the nearest shop, although my cottage is very easy to find, so as you must appreciate I can no longer easily just drop everything and be ready in 30 minutes.

For some reason my wank chat service has not been as popular since I moved. So I remind readers that I still offer a very dirt wank chat service to all of my readers. I charge £1 per minute, minimum £10 and unused minutes can be carried. Just call for payment details and let your dirty minds run free. Lots of fucking, pissing and sucking fantasies to be explored. Talking of pissing, where are my wonderful piss clients? I love nothing better than a good piss shower to warm me up for a really dirty massage and a couple of my regulars have been very happy to oblige my perversion.

Talking of my favourite perversions a recent encounter with one of my clients springs to mind. The client arrived and showered as usual. Stocky build, very much the daddy next door type. I began with the usual hot oil over his back and down the crack of his arse and of course with a moan his arse was soon in the air and I was able to use my fingers to massage around his arsehole and then around his low dangling balls and thick cock which was already moist around the knob-end as pre-cum dribbled out of the piss hole. I could not resist a taste and running my tongue down over his arsehole I pulled his cock back and slipped his knob into my mouth where I greedily slurped up the salty moistness. He moaned loudly as I sucked on his bell-end, all the time stroking his arsehole with my fingers. I could not help myself, I love to rim a willing arsehole and so I returned to licking around his puckered hole and up and down the crack of his arse, all the time stroking his cock. 

After tonguing his man cunt for some minutes I mentioned that he may want to move onto the bed. He agreed and I assumed my position kneeling on the bed, my arse in the air, legs spread, presenting my cunt for his approval. " Give my arse a spank",  I invited and he obliged and then ran his fingers over my arsehole and down to my balls and and hard cock. Next he was on his knees and his hard tongue was forcing my arsehole apart as he rimmed me with an intensity and passion that had me moaning with joy. Boy, could he rim. I pride myself on my rimming but this guy had his tongue so far up my gaping hole I was in heaven, he was genuienly fucking me with his tongue and it was delicious. For some minutes he rimmed me and stroked my cock and then he asked if I would rub my cock against his arse. I am known for my, what I call, rimming with my knob-end, which basically is rubbing my hard cock against the arsehole without fully penetrating. I love having it done to me ( especially when it ends with a spunky arse hole ) and my clients love me doing it to them. So I obliged with a good cock rimming of his man-cunt until he rolled over and invited me to go down on his cock. I obliged and began to suck on his cock, taking it deep into my throat, slowly at first but then giving him a good mouth fuck. Next, pulling me on to the bed he sat on my face so that I could alternatively lick his arsehole and then suck his thick cock taking it deep down the back of my throat. We did a sixty -nine and he fingered my arse while I sucked his cock and he sucked mine. Pure heaven. Eventually we changed positions with me on top. I told him what a dirty bastard he was and urged him to stick his fucking tongue up my my dirty  cunt, which he did, licking my wrinkled hole as I wanked off and soon exploded over his chest. I was  so horny that I could not resist licking my own spunk as it lay splattered over his hairy chest. Now that I had come he said that it was his turn and so he stood at the side the bed so that my head was between his legs and I was able to lick his balls and arsehole as he lowered himself onto my tongue and soon, with a load moan, he told me to open my fucking mouth and he shot a hot and delicious wad of thick spunk into my open gullet. At least two or three thick ejaculations of thick spunk cream shot again and again into my mouth and I could not help but suck his knob dry. I swallowed as much as I could but the rest of his sperm dribbled out of my mouth and down my chin. With a chuckle he announced, " that was good, I'll pop in the shower." 

I do like it dirty and after all my purpose is to offer a dirty service to appreciative clients who like me, like their sex uncomplicated. I am here to please.

I hope that you enjoyed this little adventure and that you will consider giving me a call to book a dirty wank-chat or perhaps a one to one booking. My regulars will tell you that I do live up to expectations.

Call Chris on 07517 697569  and remember shy boys get no cock.. true fact.

I AM BACK.

Dear Readers,

I am at last back or at least I should be starting offering erotic massage again next Friday which is the 12th of April. I am still no where near being ready but as I have discovered, everything moves at a snails pace when it comes to workmen. Trying to find joiners, floor fitters, decorators and builders etc is not easy and you need to book, not weeks, but months in advance and hope they turn up. I knew that this move would be a two year project but I fear it may turn out to be a three year project, so dear clients please understand that although everything is fine and comfortable it is not the finished product. I do have however, a very good shower and of course a massage room and bedroom with my usual selection of deviant porn for your amusement. 

I am very easy to find just off the A1 near Alnwick, within the NE66 post code. Just call as usual and I will give details of where I am. Please note that, for the time being, I am only seeing my regular clients, no new clients and it is my intention to be semi retired and very discreet, now that I am out in the country.  Any gentlemen wishing to make an appointment, will have to be known to me and I would prefer 24 hours notice for a booking please as I am no longer offering set hours, like I did in Newcastle.  Same day bookings may still be available but I would prefer to be a bit more organised, especially as work is ongoing at my home over the coming months.  If I know that you are wishing to book, on a certain day, I will ensure that I can keep that time free for you without any distractions.

Obviously I have had no new clients since January so I thought a little extract from my new book would keep you all amused. This extract involves a young footman and the lecherous old butler in a grand Victorian London home sometime in 1850s...

" Harry was still shocked by the sexual encounter with the butler in his study. He felt his cock stir as he imagined the randy old bastards hands on his bare arse cheeks and his fat fingers stretching his tight arsehole. It had been several hours since the encounter and his mind raced as he struggled to understand his own lustful nature and how he could so enjoy fucking his ladyships lady's maid (in her arse so she had no babies) and yet was so excited by his lordships cock and now the the randy old bastard of a butler who so obviously had enjoyed spanking him and fingering him and of course being sucked off by him. He smiled as he remembered the salty mouthful of spunk that had filled his mouth as the butlers short but fat cock ejaculated into his mouth. "Fuck", he murmured to himself, as he felt his face redden and his cock harden. 

"Harry", the butlers voice broke his musings. " Go down the cellar and collect some bottles of Hock for the masters table. I will be down to help shortly. " Yes sir" Harry replied and collecting the keys from the smiling butler he headed down into the cellars. Carrying an oil Lamp he searched the extensive cellars to find the racks containing the Hock that he knew his master liked. Bending down he searched the dust covered bottles, chasing away some spiders that scurried into the darkness. Seeing  the bottles he had searched for he bend over and was about to pick out those that he had selected when he jumped, startled by a slap on his arse. "Sorry", the butler murmured, his hand stroking Harry's arse cheek, "but your arse cheeks were so inviting, so firm and yet soft and hard at the same time beneath the stretched fabric of your trousers that I could not resist having a little feel. My cock you know is throbbing with the thought of that winking little puckered hole of yours being so close. Please, he whispered excitedly, my cock is so hard just thinking, so please take your trousers down so that I can see that tight little puckered ring once more. " Okay", Harry whispered, since you ask so nicely I will oblige sir. Dropping his pants he bent over and the dirty old butler knelt on the cold stone of the cellar floor and presenting his arse to the butlers face he felt his hot fingers pull his arse-cheeks apart so that the butler could examine closely the boys pink puckered ring. "So soft and so pink and yet just a little darker is the inviting ring", the butler whispered as he enjoyed his view and then Harry felt something hot and wet stroke his arse-ring and he realised that the butler was using his hot tongue to lick around the puckered hairless ring of his arsehole. Harry shuddered with pleasure at this new sensation and pushed his arse back onto the searching wet tongue. Round and around the butlers soft tongue circled, then he spat noisily and Harry felt the spittle hit his hole and then the butlers tongue again licked up and down Harry's arse crack, his tongue again licking around the boys tight hole making Harry moan with ecstasy and when Harry looked down at his stiff cock he realised that he was dribbling pre-cum that fell in a long line of sticky silver juice onto the floor creating a little puddle. " I must my boy, just must fuck you and enjoy stretching that delicious fuck hole that you tease me with to extraction" the butler whispered, his voice dripping with the honeyed lust Harry's arsehole had brought hm too. The butler now pulled himself to standing and dropped his pants and lifting his shirt tail Harry watched him from between his spread legs as the butler presented his hard fat cock to the boys arse ring. Rubbing his hard knob up and down between the boys arse cheeks Harry felt the butlers hot spit again hit his arsehole, further lubricating his aching sensitive hole and then he felt the butler push his fat knob against his shit-hole, Harry naturally relaxed and then after a shudder of pain as the butler pushed on, his hard fat cock entering the boys tight hole, stretching it to fit his fat cock. Holding the boys waist so that he could not pull away the butler pushed on further, stretching the boys tight hole until his full 5 inches of fat cock was fully encased within the boys stretched arsehole. Harry was so surprised to find himself in pure ecstasy after the first initial pain and when the butler began to fuck, pushing his fat cock in and out of the boys arsehole  it was not long before Harry was pushing back onto the butlers fat cock with remarkable gusto until the butler suddenly pulled him tight and slipping his tongue into his ear the butler thrust his cock once again deep into Harry's stretched arsehole who felt the butlers cock jerk deep inside as he exploded his spunk into the boys stretched hole letting out a soft long heartfelt moan into Harry's ear while he continued to fuck the boys arsehole slowly now but still ejaculating violently again and again, filling his shit-hole with his creamy spunk. Suddenly they both stilled, the butlers cock still deep inside Harry's arse as his spasms came less frequently and then Harry felt the butlers cock slip out of his arsehole and him murmur, "bend over boy". Obliging Harry bent over and he felt the butlers fingers spread his arse- cheeks as he murmured, " you dirty little boy, all that lovely cream is slipping out of that stretched cunt of yours. Harry felt the butlers fingers slip inside him and he pulled out a dollop of creamy spunk on his fingers and presented it to Harry's lips. Harry greedily sucked on the butlers fat salty fingers, savouring the taste of the salty spunk and the earthy taste of his man-cunt. 'Come my boy, let me finger your spunky arsehole while you fuck me in the mouth so that I can taste your young spunk". Slipping onto the floor the butler made Harry straddle over him so that he could insert two of his fat fingers into Harry's spunk filled arsehole. Frigging Harry's bum hole he took Harry's cock in his mouth and as harry fucked his mouth the butler fingered the boys arsehole until with a groan Harry emptied his balls deep into the butlers mouth while his arsehole spasmed, trapping the butlers fingers in a vice like grip as he ejaculated a hot load of cream which the butler drank greedily. Eventually after draining Harry's cock completely dry the Butler released Harry's cock and swallowing with a satisfying gulp he pulled his fingers out of the boys arsehole and spanked his bare arse-cheek."You really are a dirty little fucker of a footman are you not Harry".

 I hope that you enjoyed this little extract and I hope that you  will book a dirty massage session very soon.

Remember that  I am still doing erotic wank chat at £1 per minute the minimum spend being £10 with you can carry any money not used to your next appointment. Telephone 07517 697569

Take care and happy wanking and I hope you have not been too respectable while I have been gone.

MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR...

Dear readers, just a very short post to wish all my clients a lovely Christmas and a Happy New Year. I am sure my readers will appreciate the Christmas picture which made me chuckle. I am working over Christmas ( not Christmas day obviously) but have decided that I will only be seeing regular clients. I am of course still offering wank chat to everyone.

Hopefully next time I post I will have a moving date. I cannot wait now as I sit surrounded by packed boxes and all the debris associated with packing.

No dirty story this time.... but I will post a really dirty memory next post

Take care and have a lovely festive break.

Chris .

Call 07517 697569 to book an appointment or wank chat charged at £1 per minute, minimum £10 and unused minutes can of course be carried forward.

FATHER CHRISTMAS COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR...AHHH.

 Dear readers it is that time of year again when I ask clients if they are all prepared for Christmas and I am greeted with a grunt and a smirk suggesting that Christmas is as popular as syphilis....shudder at the thought of that curse. Personally I am sitting in a totally Christmas free environment because not a single piece of Christmas cheer now decorates my bare walls and instead I sit surrounded by boxes of possessions ready and waiting for the big move to my new home. It is all rather sad but weirdly cheerful at the same time because although I am saying goodbye to 20 years in my present home I am looking forward to a new start in my lovely little Victorian cottage, or it will be lovely when I have finished remodelling and decorating.

I will be working as normal over Christmas and New Year and until the end of January when I will be closing my studio for the last time. I worked out the other day that I have been doing this work, first as an escort and later as an erotic masseur fo 22 years. It has been a long time and for the most part an enjoyable adventure meeting lots of nice guys and hopefully making some friends. I looked at my records yesterday and realised some of my clients have been visiting me for 18 years, which is a long time, so I must have done something right to keep them engaged for so long. 

I am not retiring completely. I have told my regular clients that if I will carry on seeing them ( probably from the end of March) at my new home for as long as they wish to carry on seeing me. I will also carry on writing the blog which will still have erotic stories and become I hope a vehicle for my erotic writing. I have two books which are near completion but because of personal stuff have never been finished. I also have lots of ideas for new stories. My hope is that I will finish these two erotic tomes and on them build a new career as an erotic writer. I am also going to carry on offering the wank chat phone service and I am looking at other options to carry on working in the sex business. I have after all 22 years experience of dealing with men and women and meeting their sexual fantasies and helping them explore their bodies. When I was more involved in the politics of sex worker rights I used to write about sex as therapy and as a form of healing, as something even spiritual. There is after all a rich history of sacred sex where sex was understood not just as being about pleasure and/or procreation, but as a positive for spiritual, psychological and physical health. I once argued and was derided by women sex workers that one of the differences between men and women was that although both like sex for men sex was an essential for their mental health. Something worth more discussion I think. We shall see what happens in the future. 

I have told regular clients to keep my phone number or keep reading the blog because I will stop advertising at the end of January.

I have been busy entertaining regular clients and a number of new clients, including a gentleman visiting from Europe who is a fan of the blog. They all seemed to have enjoyed their little adventure and have said that they will carry on seeing me after I officially retire. One of my encounters was especially fun and illustrates that sometimes just the massage and all the attention being on the client can be very stimulating for both parties.

This particular client I have seen a few times and he has a nice regular body and a nice thick cock and some heavy balls which I find especially a turn on. I am a balls man, nothing nicer than a man bending over and two heavy balls hanging in their sack between his legs, ideally just above your mouth...but I digress. The massage began as normal, warm oil on the back and down the arse crack so that my fingers could stroke and tease the little puckered ring of his arsehole. It was not long before the massage was forgotten and his arse was in the air and I had his heavy balls grasped in my fist and as I stroked his arsehole I pulled on his ball sack gently which made his cock swing. I could not resist and as I stroked and pulled on his balls my tongue began to lick and tease his arsehole, pushing gently in between the puckered muscles making him moan in pleasure as I licked his most intimate orifice, making it twitch around my tongue. I slipped my hand down to stroke his thick cock and noticed his knob end was leaking pre-cum that mixed with the warm oil to create the perfect lube to stroke and tease his cock. All this time that I was stroking his cock my tongue continued to tease his anus and then to suck his balls, first one and then both as I tried to get them both in my mouth. I could sense he was getting close and turning round he lay on his back, his legs spread wide. It was such an inviting pose and naturally I could not resist slipping his cock deep into my throat and my fingers,  first one and then two fingers, inside his tight arsehole, stretching his rectum as he face fucked me and then suddenly I felt his arsehole grip my fingers and his cock jerk as as he ejaculated jet after jet of creamy thick salty spunk into my mouth. I was rock hard by now but he had not touched me and yet giving him such an intense orgasm was for me a job well done. 

I hope you enjoyed that little memory from only a couple of days ago. If you want to book an appointment or just to book a wank chat (£1 per minute, minimum 10 minutes but minutes can be carried) then call me on 07517 697569

I will not be posting again until the New Year so I will wish you all a happy Christmas and holiday break and hope you all get something nice for Christmas and that you all have a prosperous New Year because we all need money do we not.

Take care and happy wanking.....

Chris.

November Update and House Move

Dear clients and readers, I hope that you are all well and enjoying life as much as is possible during these fairly miserable times. I personally have good news in that I have sold my house and have had an offer accepted on a gorgeous little victorian farm cottage in rural Northumberland. Hopefully I will be moving in February, provided there are no more last minute hitches. 

The bad news is that it is further north than I had hoped, being just north of Alnwick and I have decided to partially retire. From February, I will only be seeing regular clients and when they tire of me, then I also will be retiring. I have been around for nearly 22 years, which is a long time in this business. I have for the most part had a wonderful time, have met some wonderful guys and had very memorable sex. I have mostly very fond memories which will provide the stories for my future ramblings into erotica, because although I am retiring from erotic massage, I am going to concentrate in future on writing erotic novels. I know from this blog and the book that I have already published that there is a market for hardcore erotic writing. I am often asked when my next book is being published, (which should have been finished 2 years ago) but which has been delayed because of personal stuff going on and the decision to move house after 20 years, I hope when I move to finish the second book and the edit and get it published. My plan is to spend more time writing and really build up the readership with not just dirty stories on the blog but to write books with a good story line that also have really good dirty sex bits. I once read that good written porn should have 2 good scenes to wank over per chapter, which seems fair enough. I know that I personally find most erotic novels just dull with pathetic story lines and sex senes that describe "his rampant manhood entered his secret orifice making her/him moan in pleasure," just dull, making me yawn in boredom rather than hard with lust. If I want to read about sex then I want dirty, raunchy scenes, not a Mills and Boon deflowering of innocent virgins scenario that granny could read on the bus without blushing. NO, not my style at all. The odd thing is that I am actually a bit prudish regarding sex scenes in ordinary novels where I like a good story, a bit of adventure and find love interests and scenes just a tad boring. We are all I suppose full of contradictions. I doubt if my married men would think about asking their wives to rim their arseholes or if they could piss in their mouths, all thing they enjoy when they visit me. No, they are all upstanding members of the community, wink, wink....

So dear clients this December and January may in some cases be my last chance to entertain you, which is sad, but nothing lasts forever sadly.

My little story today involves a recent encounter with a semi-regular guy who really likes his encounters short and dirty. As usual the session began with a warm oil massage, my hands sneaking between the cheeks of his tight buttocks so that my fingers stroked his puckered arsehole. I heard him moan as my fingers began to probe and stroke deeper around his anus and then down to his heavy dangling balls so that it was not long before he had raised himself so that I could hold his balls in my hand and pull on them gently before slipping my hand between his legs where I was able to take his thick shaft in my fist. Slippery with warm oil I began to slowly wank his cock, giving especial attention to his knob end which I stroked with my fingers, the warm oil mixing with the pre-cum secretions which oozed from the tip of his knob. My firm but gently massage of his cock was making him moan louder with each long stroke. I was rock hard myself by this stage and could not resist getting my face between his arse cheeks where I began sucking and licking his raised puckered arse-ring. I could feel his anus clench and unclench as I rimmed his round man-hole, making it receptive to my probing tongue as I continued to stroke his throbbing cock. He was soon on his knees and presented his thick knob end, dribbling with pre-cum to my mouth. Being the horny whore I am I enjoyed licking gently the encouraged head and playing with the strings of pre-cum that fell in silken strings from the eye of his knob. I was moaning myself with lust and taking his whole cock deep into my throat so far I choked and gagged as his knob stroked my tonsils. I was just so fucking horny that I wanted to swallow his whole fucking cock which he now thrust in and out of my mouth, giving me a good hard face fucking while I pulled on his balls and stoked his arsehole. This must have gone on for some 10 minutes until he pulled away murmuring that he was going to shoot his load too soon. Reluctantly I allowed his cock to escape my mouth, although as he slipped off the massage table I could not resist a quick lick around his arsehole as he bent across the massage table.

Eventually we moved through to the bedroom and I knelt on the bed, head down and arse up ready for a good spanking. He obliged with a few hard slaps on my arse cheeks, but he was soon stroking my arsehole with his fingers which he had spat on to provide lubricant to frig my arsehole. He then sank to his knees and began to lick my tight shit hole, pushing his tongue inside and then down to my balls and back to my arsehole. I was so excited and horny and when he stood and began rubbing his moist knob end against my hole, gently teasing my arsehole to open a little, I was in porn heaven. He played with me, rubbing his knob around the puckered hole, entering just a little. I so wanted to be fucked but I am so tight I can't take a cock and so I reluctantly rolled onto my back and he lay over me, inserting his cock into my mouth while he slipped my cock into his and so a delicious 69 ran its course for some ten minute of mutual ball sucking and cock sucking and his fingers slipping into my arsehole. I was by this time so horny that I just wanted to stick my tongue up his arsehole. I told him and he obliged by sitting on my face and then ramming his cock down my throat and then again presenting his arsehole to my tongue and so he alternated between face fucking me and making me lick his arsehole until, while I had my tongue wriggling inside his tight shit-hole I heard him grunt and murmur, fuck and as his arse-ring contracted on my tongue he squirted his creamy load of spunk over my chest. I felt the hot spunk splatter over my tits as I stroked my own cock to completion and ejaculated my sperm over my belly. I lay exhausted, covered in hot salty spunk. I was very happy, as was he, judging by the smile on his face. I shall miss these encounters when I retire. 

I hope that you have enjoyed this memory of an encounter that I had last week and that you have had a nice wank, which is what it is all about, having fun. I hope to see as many of my regulars as are able to make time for an appointment over the Christmas/New Year period. For those that can't please remember that you can book a dirty chat for £1 per minute (minimum £10) with minutes unused carried over to subsequent appointments. Call Chris on 07517 697569 to make appointments for a massage or a dirty chat. 

Regards your dirty masseur with a mind like the proverbial sewer, which is how you like it. 

Chris..

OCTOBER CATCH-UP.

Dear readers,

My apologies for being so late in posting but I had hoped to have news of my moving house, but unfortunately everything is still in limbo. I may have sold my house, but the potential buyer is messing around, so, the joys of selling houses has cursed me in full. Hopefully I will have better news for my next post, fingers and everything else crossed. 

I am going to talk little about communication and consent. I have been doing this job for a very long time and generally I get things right, but not always. I admit that on a recent appointment I misread the situation which led to a little embarrassment but hopefully has not put the client off.

The client in question is newish and this was his second appointment where he had said he had wanted to experiment a little. He started off surprising me by wanting to lick my armpits and then later he was enjoying me lying on top of him, him rimming my arsehole and generally being submissive including trying pissing on me but under my diretion like a slave situation. All of this is fine and I read the situation that he enjoyed being submissive and dominated and liked the really kinky scenario, so I assumed he was also into spitting, that is spitting into his open mouth, which is a very popular scenario for those who like the kinkier, rougher kind of sex. I quite enjoy myself it if I am in the mood and the situation is right, but I am not in general especially into either having my armpits licked or indeed spitting, mainly because I am crap at spitting. I was that posh kid at school who could never spit like the other boys, I am embarrassed to admit, but when the situation demands in this job I do my best. To cut a long story short he decided he didn't like spitting, which was a relief to me but it led to a kind of pregnant pause as I recalculated what he was enjoying and what he was not. This highlights however why communication is so important and a reminder that I should have asked him first if he wanted to try spitting not least because you should always ask first before doing anything different. To be honest however, pausing sex to ask permission can also cause an odd and sometimes awkward pause and because I normally do read the situation correctly, it has never caused an issue in the past, but I mention it now for two reasons, A)  I should not assume you enjoy a sexual kink and B) please tell me in advance if you are into anything a little different, not least that if this client had mentioned that he liked licking armpits I would not have used a roll on deodorant, which from the way he quickly desisted obviously didn't taste nice. .....Moving on I hope he remains a client. I think he realised that a little mistake had been made. The rest of the appointment was great fun and he seemed to have enjoyed himself, which is what it is all about. But, please, tell me what you do like, do not like, because it just saves embarrassment during an appointment

I promised a story involving a female client. I do not get many female clients and usually they come as a M/F couple. On this occasion a middle aged couple had booked an appointment and I had to massage her while her partner watched and perhaps joined in.

She undressed and showered and I began to massage her while he showered before joining us by sitting on a chair close to the massage table so that he could watch. I began the massage with long strokes down her back and over her buttocks and slowly and gently I allowed my hands to slip between her legs and my fingers began gently to stroke first her anus and then the shaved lips of her cunt. She was nervous and I could feel that she was very dry at first but as I teased and stroked her outer cunt lips I could feel her getting wet and as my fingers stroked in-between her pussy lips I heard her moan and my fingers were becoming very sticky. I began to spend more time massaging over her anus and over her cunt , my fingers slipping deeper and deeper into her cunt with every stroke. I noticed her husband was now stroking his thick cock, slowly, his eyes riveted upon my sticky fingers which were now slipping in and out of her cunt in long strokes, fucking her gently but firmly with my fingers. I heard him murmur to his wife to roll over and I stood back, allowing her to roll onto her back. I noticed that her nipples were erect and very red, so she was obviously enjoying herself. I then began to massage her breasts, paying special attention to her nipples. While I was stroking her erect nipples and massaging her heavy breasts with warm oil her husband moved to stand behind me so that I felt his thick cock rubbing against my arsehole, which was making me very hard. He then moved to stand beside me so that he could reach her cunt and I watched mesmerised as he pushed four fingers inside her wet, sticky cunt and begin to fuck her with his fingers, his thumb rubbing her clit. She had now opened her legs wide allowing him to hand fuck her while I sucked on her nipples. She arched her back suddenly and was breathing heavily and obviously was coming close to an orgasm. I felt him grab my erect cock with his free  hand and as he finger fucked her to orgasm he stroked my cock for a while before indicating that I get on my knees and suck his cock. I happily allowed his thick cock to slip down my throat, his dribbling pre-cum tasting salty and delicious. He then slipped his hand out of her cunt and she slipped off the massage table and straddled over my face as I now sat on the floor, giving me a nice view of her gapping cunt and wet puckered arsehole. I was fascinated by her moist and very wet cunt which he told me to lick, "suck her fucking clit", I heard him moan and so I obliged her clit, slipping my tongue over her soaking cunt and the hard nipple of her clit as she opened her legs wider. I watched his cock come into view between her legs and I could not resist giving it another suck before directing it with my hand, rubbing his wet knob end long the length of her slit before slipping it into her cunt. I watched fascinated as it slipped in and out as he began to fuck her with long hard strokes, his balls swinging low. I naturally could not resist giving his heavy dangling balls a squeeze as he slipped his thick cock faster in and out of her dripping cunt that gripped his shaft, making a strange sucking noise as he fucked her. Then I heard him moan and pulling gently on his balls I was delighted to see the shaft of his cock contract as he began ejaculating into her cunt. I love watching a cock fuck a cunt or an arsehole and being lucky enough to see the contractions of the shaft as a man shoots his spunk deep inside. There is nothing more deliciously wicked and sexual than watching a close up of a cock emptying a heavy ball load of spunk into a willing orifice. 

I watched his cock slip out of her cunt and yes I gave it a lick, spunky, cunt soaked cock is delicious and as I sucked him dry and watched his spunk dribble down her thigh I shot my load over his foot. didn't mean too, it just spurted out in that direction. Who says this job does not have variety. As a treat she allowed me to watch her piss. I do like variety.

I hope that you enjoyed this brief encounter from a few years ago and I hope the couple involved who were visiting Newcastle on business have fond memories of a very dirty and sexy encounter.

A note too couples. I prefer to see you at my place, I sometimes like to see one partner singularly before hand and I do not promise to fuck the woman but happy to do everything else.

PS I hope you like the artwork. this is not mine, but I am going to try and do some original erotic drawings for your amusement and titillation and to enhance the stories.