New Twitter Account

After 11 years of having the same twitter account, someone somewhere decided to remove mine without explanation.

I asked for a reason, which they didn't give but claimed that they won't re-instate it.  I have no idea why.

You can now find my new twitter account at www.twitter.com/newcgaymassage1

CHRISTMAS IS COMING...

This is my last post of this year. I have limited availability on the run up to Christmas itself So from tomorrow, which is the 12th of December I am available from 11am until 8pm, but appointments after 6pm must be booked before 6pm. On Monday the 19th, Tuesday 20th and Wednesday 21st, I am only available between 6pm to 8pm. I am however around to take appointments and do wank chat, so please call if you wish to book either a personal one to one appointment or a wank chat. I am off on Christmas day but I should be around most of Boxing Day if you feel the need to escape family for a bit of fun.

I am amused sometimes when my clients think that everyday is an orgy of sexual excess. I wish. I do not spend everyday enjoying piss showers and swallowing gallons of spunk. sadly not. From this blog I no doubt give that impression, but the truth is that most clients just want a massage and a hand job or blow job at the end. It is usually regular clients who become more adventurous and it is those appointments I recall for your amusement.

The old debate about doing oral with or without a condom arose the other day. It must be about one client in a hundred who asks me to do oral on them with a condom. This has been a big debate within the sex industry ever since I started in this business and many female sex workers make a virtue of the fact they will only do oral with a condom and then complain they do not get repeat business. Their choice. I made the decision early on to only do oral with a condom if I felt there was a need to do so, that is someone had a dirty cock, had sores or a discharge or whatever that I was not sure about. Thankfully this happens very rarely. If a client asks for oral with a condom and I think his cock is clean and safe I usually refuse because I warn him that firstly I cannot stand the taste, even the flavoured condoms make me feel nauseous and secondly that he will not enjoy the experience, which frankly is like sucking a sweetie with the wrapper on. On this last occasion I explained this to the client and he said fine but that he wanted to suck me but with a condom, which he did for about two minutes and then pulled away making a face and agreeing that I was correct, it tasted awful. I smiled and proceeded to wank him off with my finger inserted in his arsehole. He left a happy chap regardless.

Health is obviously an issue and since the overwhelming majority of my clients are married men, I am very careful in what I do and who I do it with. The last thing I want is for one of my married guys to give his wife something. That would destroy my business.

I have done this work for 20 years and have never caught anything. I am tested every two to three months and always have a clear result. People have an idea that the more people you have sex with then the more at risk you are. The truth is that numbers do not matter, it just takes one person to give you something. Outside of this work I do not sleep around, I do not go on the gay scene or go to saunas or dogging or get involved in any of the indiscriminate sexual activities which tend to be the source of STds. 

Outside of my work my sex life is incredibly dull. I market myself at married men who on the whole identify as straight and are happily married if leading dullish sex lives. I am not so naive as to think that my clients do not see other sex workers, but that is fine because having sex with a sex worker is the safest sex other than being celibate or remaining faithful to one partner whom you trust to return the favour. No one cares about their sexual health more than a sex worker. 

I am also very particular about what I do and with whom. Anyone who has been to visit knows that I always insist on them showering and cleaning from and back, that means cock and arsehole. When on the massage table I always check their anus discretely for warts, odd smells, odd marks, abrasions, etc and when the client turns around I do the same with their cock. After 20 years I  know what to look for. Can I guarantee that the client is totally free of disease? NO, but I can probably be 99% sure. My advice is that nothing is 100% safe, even getting out of bed and crossing the street can be dangerous. If you are too worried to relax and enjoy an appointment because you are worried about catching something, then you are better not coming, because you will not enjoy the experience . 

My objective is to offer a relaxing and enjoyable experience where you can be as sexy, raunchy and dirty  as you want to be. I can of course just offer a nice hot oil massage finished with a wank or blow job or I can try and offer a porn experience discreetly, safely and in comfort. Lets be honest, nearly everyone watches porn, but the reality is that most have boring or vanilla sex, often with the same partner and after several years of marriage, that is on birthdays and highway. Men like sex, it makes them happy, relaxed and my job is to offer guys a discreet escape in which to explore their dirty fantasies. This blog gets thousands of views, I presume most reader will enjoy a nice wank, while reading of my exploits. Great, that why I write my stories with the hope of course that one day you will visit and explore your kinky side for real rather than it be just a fantasy.

With Christmas coming we all know that poor old Santa, only comes once year and all the daddies out there (who will soon be playing Santa) must have some pretty full sacks by now just waiting to be unloaded and what better way to empty those sacks than with a finger up your arse and your cock down the back of a willing throat. So give me a call.

I remember one Christmas client a couple of years ago had two very full sacks of spunk which he enjoyed emptying into my willing mouth. He had gorgeous heavy balls that when he lay on his back hung down covering his arsehole so you had to lift them up and balance them on you nose as you licked his puckered bum-hole. He had one of those round puckered holes that twitched as you licked around the rim and then up over his balls, which I enjoyed sucking one at a time into my mouth as I stroked his fat, heavy cock. I must have spent around 20minutes licking his arsehole and sucking on his balls before he indicated that he wanted to stand and telling me to stick a finger up his arsehole, which I did, he began to face fuck me, stretching my mouth around his fat juicy knob. Suddenly I heard him moan as his cock began to jerk in my mouth and jets of hot spunk shot down my throat. His balls must have been full because my mouth filled with creamy spunk which dribbled down chin. I was in sex heaven as I sucked his cock dry and then, as his softening cock slipped out of my mouth I heard him laugh as at first a dribble and then a stream of hot piss filled my mouth, rinsing the remaining spunk which dribbled in long wet pissy trails over my chest. Yes, that was a ver happy Christmas Santa and if I was an elf, I was a very grateful helper. Santa may only come once a year but that wa a memorable explosion of joyfully sticky spunk.

So, please give me a call and pop around to unload those santa sacks you have dangling between your legs. If you can't make it, then give me a call for a wank chat. Either way, have a lovely Christmas and will hope to see you in the New Year.

Call Chris on  07517 697569 for an appointment or a wank chat.

Why you need to give at least half an hours notice and a pleasant little encounter with a visiting business man .

 One of the things that always makes me smile is the assumption by some clients that I am ready with ten minutes notice. NO and I wonder if they could be ready with such short notice. I require a minimum half hour notice and longer if possible. The reason is that I do not see client after after client, but restrict my appointments to a maximum 3 clients per day and often just 1 or 2, which means that I need to prepare myself and the studio for your visit. 

The reason I do this job is because I enjoy it. Yes the money is nice, but if I did not enjoy this work then I would not do it, it is as simple as that. Unlike women in this business who can more easily, erm, fake sexual excitement, I can not do that as easily. If I am erect and hard it is because I am enjoying the appointment, just as much as the client. 

As my regular clients will affirm, I have a well appointed studio in my property with a bedroom area, a massage area, a dressing area and a walk in shower room. When a client books I need to warm the studio and prepare the rooms, which means heating the oil used in the massage, putting out clean towels and bedding etc. I then need to shower and I use a douche to clean myself out. Although I do not get fucked, I would not expect anyone to rim or finger me unless I was clean and likewise I always ask clients to shower, even with just the hand shower, front and back, (meaning the anus,) if they want to be rimmed etc, which as my regulars will affirm, is a favourite activity of mine, I love rimming a nice clean arsehole almost as much as I like being pissed on, which is my favourite kink.

This week has been a week of business clients visiting for some fun while staying in hotels in the area. One guy especially stays in my memory. A typical married guy, reasonably good looking, going a little toward the portly side but with a nice cock and heavy balls. 

I am I freely admit a balls man. I love dangling balls more than a big cock. Cock size is not really of great interest, but a nice pair of low hanging balls that I can suck into my mouth or which swing against my chin when deep throating, are a pure joy. when watching porn there is nothing so erotic as watching a pair of heavy balls swinging while a guy is fucking. When I see couples my favourite activity is to squeeze a mans heavy balls while licking his arsehole when he is fucking his wife or whomever.

It was not too long into the massage before this guy had me on my knees and was face fucking me, his balls swinging until I caught them and began to pull on them gently as he slipped his thick cock down my throat. I was able, while pulling on his balls, to also stroke his puckered arsehole and my little finger slipped inside his arse while he fucked my face, a sensation he obviously enjoyed judging by the low moan that escaped his lips as my finger slipped in and out of his arse. I was as horny as is possible and I soon indicate that he turn around and bending over the massage table he spread his arse-cheeks giving me a clear view of his puckered anus, which I began to lick, swirling my tongue around the puckered rim before plunging my tongue into his arsehole so that when I pulled back to inspect my handwork I was rewarded with a slightly gaping wet anus that happily winked at me demanding more tongue fucking. 

Having again rimmed his gaping hole I eventually stood and began to rub my knob- end against his arsehole, teasing him until he indicate for us to go through to the bedroom where he indicated that I get on the bed, which I did, head down, arse in the air, ready for his tongue to do its worst with my tight fuck-hole. He dropped to his kneed, having teased my hole with his fingers first and proceeded to ravish my anus making me moan as his tongue slipped inside my hole and around the cheeks of my arse. Suddenly he stood and rubbed his knob hard up and down the slit of my arse-cheeks, making me moan with pleasure. After a few minutes of this dry fucking my arse he indicated for me to turn and sit on the bed where he again slipped his thick cock into my mouth and proceeded to face fuck me, pushing his cock deep into my throat. I grabbed his heavy balls with one hand while with the other hand passed between his legs I slipped a finger deep into his tight arsehole. Now, as he face fucked my face he also fucked himself on my fingers, because I had now slipped another finger onto his anus. All the time I was still gently pulling on his heavy balls. The result was that before long I heard a low moan and then I felt his cock jerk in my throat which he flooded with spasm after spasm of creamy spunk. The memory of the taste of his salty hot spunk in my mouth is making me hard, but then a mouth full of hot spunk is pure heaven is it not. His deflating cock sadly slipped out of my mouth and I lay back on the bed stroking my own cock while I watched his smile. I could feel that I was near ejaculating and as I moaned and licked my lips he again presented his now soft but heavy cock to my mouth and kneeling over my face, his balls resting on my forehead, he allowed me to suck on his spunky cock while I stroked myself off, splattering my belly with my own hot spunk.

 And so another happy customer retired for a shower and an assurance that he will visit again on his next visit to the North East. I can't wait.

I hope that you enjoyed that little memory and I hope that you will give yourself a little treat with Christmas just around the corner. Either a one to one appointment or perhaps just  hot wank chat. either way give me a call soon. 

Telephone Chris on 07517 697569

A GOOD RAPPORT WITH CLIENTS and a week that ended with a very spunky puckered-hole.

A busy week and an interesting week which once again has made me think about what makes for a good appointment and is it possible to plan for a good appointment or is it just something that happens by chance considering that since most appointments involve sex and intimacy then does it all depends on if there is a chemistry, a rapport between the client and myself.

This is my job and to an extent I can carry an appointment through experience, so that if there is no real attraction, then I know that touching intimately and doing certain things can excite the client sufficient that they get hard and ejaculate. I aim however to try and make every appointment memorable so that my clients genuinely enjoy the experience, remember the experience and return again and again, hopefully for years. I have been in this business for nearly twenty years and I assume that I must be getting something right because I reckon around 40% of my clients become regular clients and return again and again, with some visiting me for over10 years or for even longer. Probably another 40% become irregular clients, so again they have obviously enjoyed their visit and return again, but less regularly, perhaps 2 or 3 times a year. Another 15% of clients I think enjoyed the appointment but not sufficiently to return again and a final 5% who really did to like me or I did not like them and I block them or they just never return. Sex work is a very personal and intimate experience for both myself and the client so that it would be naive to believe that every appointment would be a success. 

It is worth remembering that on a first appointment the client is nervous and I am also nervous. No matter how long you have been doing this job, you can never tell what will happen until the appointment begins and both the client and myself begin to explore how far to go and what excites both myself and the client. The most important aspect for myself is if the client can relax sufficiently to enjoy themselves. I have had clients who have had panic attacks because they think that the red light on the disc machine that plays the porn is a recording device and then others who have refused a drink of water in case it is drugged, I kid you not. I think they have watched too many porn channels that claim to be secret recordings of massage appointments etc. Thankfully such paranoia is rare, but it does happen and if they are that nervous and paranoid, then there is little you can do.

The other big issue during appointments is cock performance. Men rarely can control their cocks getting hard, including myself. I have been in appointments where I have been incredibly horny and my cock will not get hard and similarly with clients who have not been able to perform. Sometimes the pressure to perform can be off putting. I had one client who insisted that I come in his mouth, it was his only fantasy, which he demanded from the minute he arrived. Normally coming in a clients mouth is not an issue, but when you are pressurised to perform one specific act it can stop you performing. On that occasion if the client had gone with the flow, he would have got his wish. Clients too often think that because they are paying that I am a machine or they think themselves machines, where you press a button and you perform a selection of tricks on demand. NO.

The best appointments are where everything flows naturally. I personally like things a bit dirty, so if you want to make me perform, talk dirty to me, do not be afraid to touch me and if you aim some hot piss my way straight form the tap, then I am a real life cock whore. I also however also like intimacy, kissing, cuddling, or if the client just wants to relax and let me get on with pleasuring them, then that works as well. The most important thing is that mysterious and unknowable thing called finding a rapport and just learning to let things happen naturally without too much pressure. Th best sex is in the mind and many clients do see me because they want a porn experience, which is great, but sex is always best when it is not overly planned. 

I had one special appointment this week where a rapport was most definitely found. so, hands on cocks guys.

The client was new, but he was chatty and he came out of the shower already erect, which is always a good sign. He approached the massage table and immediately reached for my cock which he began to stroke and then he began to fondle my balls, weighing them in his hand while he kissed me. It was not long before his hand was between my legs and he was stroking my arsehole with is finger. Before long I was on the massage table, head down and arse in the air as he began to rim my bum-hole, stroking the puckered hole with his tongue while he milked my cock between my legs. I was very horny and was anxious to explore his man cunt with my tongue and so indicating him to follow me through to the bedroom I soon had him on his knees on the bed while I stroked his puckered man-cunt with my tongue, licking around his balls and then up to his hole and down again. Puling his arse cheeks apart I dived deeper still with my tongue, fucking his puckered hole and pushing my nose into his arsehole, which had him moaning with pleasure and his cock was soon dripping with pre-cum.

I indicated we both get on the bed and with myself on top we proceeded to sixty-nine, which he particularly enjoyed, especially when I forced his thick knob deep into my throat and began to face fuck his cock with my mouth, taking his thick shaft deep into my throat and then sliding it out of my mouth, running my tongue around the swollen knob, before again slipping it deep into my throat. We eventually swapped position after about ten minutes and he now took control, face fucking me as I lay beneath his cock which he slid it in and out of my throat. 

We eventually withdrew from the sixty-nine and he lay behind me, rubbing his hard and wet cock end against my arsehole, a sensation that I especially enjoy. Before long he asked me to sit on his face so that he could eat my arse. Naturally I obliged and I remember still the sensation of his tongue running along the slit of my arse and fucking my man cunt. I was soon nearly coming with this deep rimming,  my cock end dribbling copious amounts of slimy pre-cum which he greedily licked clean with his tongue. but obviously the client always comes first and I asked him if he wanted to shoot his spunk in my mouth, over my face or over my arse. I heard him murmur "over your arsehole", so I assumed the position, on my knees, arse in the air, head down and enjoyed that warm sensation as he rubbed his knob against my arsehole and began to fuck the hole without entering and then, with a low moan, I felt jet after jet of hot spunk shoot against my puckered and wet hole. I was stroking myself, lost in lust as he rubbed his hot sticky spunk over my arsehole with his cock-end. I knew that I was near coming. I rolled over on my back, took his spunky cock in my mouth and had a good suck, while he used his fingers on my spunky arsehole, rubbing his sticky sperm around the puckered hole and the inner cheeks of my arse and before long I too shot my load over my stomach.

 A good time was had by both myself and my client and yes he will be back again. 

So a memorable week ended and I look forward to what the next week will bring.

Remember you can book a dirty wank chat with various ways to pay or of course book an appointment in person and enjoy a dirty massage with a very happy ending. Give me a call on 07517 697569 

RIMMING WITH YOUR KNOB.

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CATCH UP AND AMAZING PISS FUN ENCOUNTER.

At last I have managed to sit down to write again after a hectic couple of months. Not only have we had the death of the queen, two new prime ministers and a new king, but I was landed with some family issues which meant that I had to put massage on hold for a bit, thankfully now resolved. 

I am now back to full service as it were and I am available from 10pm until 8pm although you must book by 6pm if you are looking for a later appointment and I need a minimum half hour notice for any appointment. 

I am so looking forward to being back to normal, with a new hairstyle and I have given up on the long hair and grey rinse which my hairdresser assured me was fashionable, but I decided on reflection was not for me. But as my clients know, I do like to experiment LOL.

I have not been idle over the last couple of months and have seen a few clients who have given advance notice. Hopefully all have left suitably satisfied. One in particular springs to mind and so, hands on cocks guys, ( I know my clients so well) here is a brief memory of a very horny appointment.

The client in question is a regular who started being quite nervous during appointments and was very vanilla in his sexual tastes, but after a few sessions with myself he turned into a horny piss fiend and I now love his appointments. 

He started with a shower and normally he calls me in for a bit of piss fun, usually starting by pissing in my mouth and ending with me on my knees, arse in the air with my arsehole a target for his jet of hot piss. If you have never had hot piss hitting your arsehole and running down your balls, then you are missing a sexual treat. On this visit however he wanted to shower and begin with a massage. 

Hopping on the massage table I began to rub the warm oil over his back and down the crack of his arse and before long he had his arse in the air and my tongue was slurping around his puckered hole, pushing my tongue into his hole to tongue fuck him. I have developed a sucking technique where a put my lips around the puckered lips of the arsehole and I do a mix of sucking, licking and and biting the anus and arse cheeks, which sends my clients wild. 

The massage of course was soon forgotten and swinging around so that he was sitting on the table, I was able to admire his rock hard cock which of course I soon slipped down the back of my throat and I began to face fuck myself on his cock. He was very obviously enjoying my blowing his cock but suddenly I felt my mouth fill with warm piss. Yes, he can piss through a hard-on and he was having a piss in my mouth while I sucked his long, hard, thick cock. Fuck, I am now rock hard remembering the sensation of his hot piss flooding my mouth and running down my chin as his cock slipped deep into my throat, so fucking hot it is hard to describe just how erotic this was. Eventually he stopped pissing and falling on my knees he slipped off the table and presented his arsehole for my entertainment and soon my tongue was once again licking from his balls, up and around his puckered anus and then back to his balls, which I sucked into my mouth, one and then both together while wanking his cock between his legs. The vision of this guy bent over the table, his arsehole wet with spit, his balls swinging while I stroked his rock hard cock is a vision to amuse me when I am in my dotage for sure.

After having his arsehole licked once more he pulled me up and bending me over began to rub his hard knob against my arsehole, which is one of my favourite sex acts, I like nothing better than when a clients shoots his load over my arsehole and I can feel the spunk running down the cheeks of my arse and over my balls. I will on my next post recount another encounter with a client who did amazing things to my arsehole without penetration. Something to look forward too. 

My horny stud having rimmed my anus with his wet knob end began to piss once again, hitting my pouting arshole with a hot stream of piss that run down my legs so that I was soon standing in a warm puddle of his piss. I was now in that sex trance state, as indeed was my client, who hopping back onto the massage table pulled my head down onto his still pissing dribbling cock, with pissy thick strings of pre-cum dribbling form his piss hole, such a horny sight. He told me that he was ready to blow. 

I now began to deep throat, forcing his cock deep into my throat while I pulled gently on his balls. I also slipped a finger up his arsehole and as he pushed himself down onto my inserted finger, giving himself a finger fuck, he pushed my head onto his cock, sot that his knob was buried deep down the back of my throat and then he spunked. The sensation of a hard cock jerking off into my throat was amazing. He shot spurt after spurt of hot spunk straight down my throat. Normally I do not swallow, unless asked, but on this occasion I had no choice and I loved it. As his cock slipped from my throat I was still horny and I remember looking up and smiling and asked him for a bit more piss, just to wash his spunk down. He smiled and said he would try. He managed just a few more dribbles, but it was enough to bring me off as I spunked into the piss puddle I  was standing in. Wow.

Just sometimes you have that perfect porn film moment, when the sex is so intense it is seared on your memory and that is what I hope I give my clients. It is always nice when clients who start off wanting just a wank or a blow job go on to experiment and discover in themselves things they would never think about or perhaps just thought of as a dirty wank fantasy. 

I hope that you enjoyed that little encounter and I look forward to perhaps seeing you in person or perhaps you may want to book a wank chat, still very popular at £1 per minute, minimum £10 with a variety or ways to pay. You can also carry minutes over if you do not use all your minutes up. 

With Christmas coming up and all the financial misery around it is nice to escape for a while, even just for half an hour to have a nice massage, remember that I am a trained masseur, and if it ends with a blow job or a wank or if you want to go further, then fine. I always say that everything is designed to give the client pleasure, with no pressure to do anything you do not want to do. An appointment should be fun, pleasurable and hopefully, memorable.

Things I enjoy are:

blow jobs, giving and receiving

Piss fun, receiving only (that is you pissing on me)

rimming,  (arse licking, giving and receiving)

fucking, (I am top only, that is me fucking you)

fingering, (giving and receiving)

Jock straps, white pants etc

toys, ( me on you)

fantasy role play

Open to most things except:

Absolutely no scat

I do not do cross dressing

No under age stuff although gay daddy stuff is fine.

Do give me a call soon on 07517 697569 to book your appointment.

COMMENTS..

 Just a quick post regarding comments. It may surprise everyone that I have not bothered looking at comments until today and having got rid of all the rubbish spam I have only had two comments despite this site getting thousands of views. NOW, I know how popular this site is and I know that a lot of my regulars view it to keep up to date about what is gong on and to read the stories and to have a wank. Nothing wrong with a good wank. All the stories on here are true encounters with clients. I also have a book out (link below) which is still selling well and I am still working on a new erotic book which I hope to have finished for this Christmas. Fingers crossed. So if you like the blog please tell me and if you like any particular stories or have suggestions, please let me know, (all legal of course).

It would be nice to hear more from my readers, about which stories you like, what you think of the site and the blog and if you have booked an appointment either for a meeting or a phone wank chat, then a little review would be nice. I have various text reviews, but again I have not published any, because, I am glad to say, I have not felt the need to do so. All reviews will be anonymous or using a pseudonym of course and I am sure there are ways to be discreet regarding leaving comments on here. 

Thats all. Happy wanking.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Dirty-Memoirs-Christopher-Harlot-ebook/dp/B00BGUHA7E

Chris. 

THE PERFECT ARSEHOLE..

 Not surprisingly I am an expert on arseholes, the male anus and occasionally the idiots who behave like one. Happily most of my clients are lovely however and do not fall into the latter. I am happy to say that I am infamous for my rimming technique and love nothing better than rimming a nice clean arse and of of course having my own arsehole rimmed. I am happy to say that my puckered hole has received much delectable abuse from many willing tongues.

August has been a particularly busy month with lots of regulars returning and a good selection of new clients who I hope will become regular. Sadly however I was sad to learn that a couple of my clients, whom I have entertained for many years, are in the process of moving for work although they promised to pop in for an appointment when they were back in Newcastle. It is always a little sad when clients I have come to know well over several years move or disappear because not only are they nice people but you become familiar over time with their sexual likes and dislikes and their fantasies. When you see a client for the first time it is a new experience for both them and for me and it is difficult to know what their likes are. Many people are shy about sex and discussing what they want sexually and it takes time for them to explore fully their fantasies. I have had clients who have been literally shaking with nerves on their first visit and unsure about being touched who several visits down the line have my pants down and their tongue up my arse as soon as they walk through the door. Not that I am complaining about that. The dirtier the better is my policy because shy boys get no cock. 

But back to discussing arseholes and the joy of rimming. I have discussed this topic before but a recent visit from a client has stuck in my mind because it was especially erotic and I was very submissive and both of us enjoyed the session enormously.

The client was the typical married guy with a nice average body, shaved head and a nice, slightly bigger than average cock with a good set of low hanging balls, which is one of my personal kinks. After the shower he jumped onto the massage table and I began as usual with spreading hot oil on his back and then rubbing it down over his buttocks and sliding my hand and then my fingers down the crease of his arse where I began to stroke and tease his arsehole. It was only seconds before his arse was in the air and I was able to stroke and handle his heavy balls, pulling on them gently with my left hand while stroking his puckered anus with my right. He has one of those arseholes that is round and puckered with a slightly raised rim forming a ring which defines the orifice inviting you to stroke and to literally get your lips around so that you can suck and tease it.  As I stroked his anus I saw his tight sphincter muscle contract and retract, almost speaking to me, inviting my tongue to play. Not being shy I was soon licking from his balls up to his arsehole, running my tongue around the puckered ring and then back down to his balls. His cock of course was now rigid and putting my hand between his legs, as he was now on his knees on the massage table, his arse in my face, I began to stroke  his rock hard member with warm oil, and what a view I enjoyed. I remember vividly him kneeling on the massage couch, his muscular arse-cheeks spread, his puckered arsehole covered in my spittle and his heavy balls swinging low as I stroked his hard cock which dribbled pre-cum in a long sticky stream. Fuck, it was one horny vision. I had been licking his arsehole and stroking his cock for abut five minutes when I heard him moan for me to stop as he was going to shoot his spunk and it was too soon. Reluctantly I stopped stroking his cock and eating his arse and taking a breath I suggested we move through to the bedroom, although as he dropped off the massage table I could not resist falling to my knees and devouring his thick cock, taking it deep into my throat. I can still taste the delicious sticky pre-cum, thick and glutinous on my tongue, as he told me to "suck his dirty cock, to fucking swallow his fucking cock", I sucked with pleasure as he spoke dirty. Dirty talk always turns me on and I wish some of my clients were more vocal in telling me what they wanted in no uncertain terms.

Once in the bedroom he fell onto his back on the bed and I indicated that he bring his arse near the edge of the bed and that he spread his legs, his feet on the bed, but knees up, so that I had full access to his arsehole, balls and cock. One my knees I began to slurp my wet tongue around his heavy balls which hung, almost covering his hole. Sucking both his balls into my mouth I pulled on them gently, stretching his ball sack while I stroked his fat cock with my right hand. I heard him moan as I carried on sucking those heavy balls and pulling his loose ball sack gently while I wanked him. I was forced eventually to release his balls from my mouth so that I could breathe. As his his balls slipped from my mouth wet and sticky with saliva I saw his face red with lust and excitement and he whispered that he had to come and he panted the immoral demand, "stick your fucking tongue up my arse" which of course I did without hesitation, slipping my tongue into his puckered little hole while stroking his cock, I wanted however to suck his cock again hoping to feel his spunk explode in my mouth, one of my favourite sensations, so I slipped his cock into my mouth, swallowing his length down the back of my throat  but all I heard was his demand for me to tongue his arsehole, so, always happy to oblige I returned to sucking and licking and tongue fucking his tight bum hole while he wanked his own cock, moaning obscenely that I stick my tongue further up his shithole, further up you dirty fuck, and then suddenly a loud moan escaped his lips and he shouted "lick my arsehole, lick it," which I did continuously, hard, feeling his puckered ring spasm around my tongue as he unloaded two heavy balls full of hot sticky spunk, which shot over his belly and chest. As I felt him relax I could not help but slip his spunky knob into my mouth for a good clean. His spunk tasted hot, salty and delicious. Another very happy client I thought. 

Sadly I had been so busy pleasing him that I was left feeling horny and desperate for a wank. I resisted temptation however because i knew that I had another client that evening who enjoyed being fucked, so I thought I would save my load for his arse. 

This is a funny job. Some client's enjoy pleasing me as much as receiving pleasure. I am however very pleased to concentrate just on them if that is what they require or just how the appointment goes. lots of clients are happy with a massage and a hand or blow job at the end, other's want to experiment and try different things. Most know my fetish for being pissed on for example and I smile now when they arrive saying that they have drank three bottles of water to prepare because they know that a good piss shower just gets me in the mood. I promise that my next post will be about one of my hot piss encounters with a regular client.

Remember chaps that I also do quickies for £30 which have become popular again after months of no takers, I have had several quick blow job encounters for £30 which is me wanking or sucking you off, no massage or me getting naked. My wank line is also a huge success with regular clients who phone for a hot wank chat. £10 minimum booking with lots of ways to pay.

Call me on 07517 697569 for a personal appointment. £30, quickie. £60 for half an hour, £80 for 45 mins and £100 for the hour with other rates/times available which you will find on my massage site.

Happy wanking and I hope to hear from you soon,

Chris...

A Twink with the perfect fuck hole.

 I see many different types of people and I have no real favourites. Yes I do have clients that I get on with more than others and who I am more adventurous with etc, simply because sexually we get on. If pushed I like my daddy guys, from 30/50 age group who like a little discreet sexual adventure. I am not a size queen but I do have a thing for big balls and yes I love being pissed on, my kink and I do not apologise for it. I do however see guys of all ages and all cock sizes and all kinds of sexual fantasies and likes and dislikes. I do however meet lots of guys who have fantasies about twinks, that is young ( legal age) guys. Twink are not my personal thing however, although I have seen many young virgins who have left happy having had their first arse fuck. I did however meet a young guy the other week who had physically what I would describe as a swimmers body. He knew what he wanted and was inexperienced sexually but probably not a virgin since he had a shaved arsehole and cock. These days however who knows since most guys shave their cock and balls and often their anus regardless of sexual interests, such is the positive effect or easy access to porn where everyone is shaven. 

This young man had the perfect arsehole for rimming and fingering, which the fact he was closely shaved only emphasised. Your tongue just slipped over his arsehole and balls and you tasted every morsel of his puckered hole. He certainly enjoyed my tongue and fingers as he lay on the massage table and since within minutes his arse was up in the air I suggested that we move into the bedroom, but not before i enjoyed tonguing his shaved puckered arsehole while stroking his balls and cock. With his tight arse posed so lecherously in the air he was allowing me total access and his moaning told me that he was enjoying being debauched by my randy tongue while his exposed knob was dribbling copious amounts of pre cum which tasted delicious as I slipped his knob into my mouth as he dropped off the massage table. 

I eventually dragged us both through to the bedroom and I lay on the bed expecting him to perhaps suck my cock but instead he climbed on top and began to face fuck me with his sizeable cock, pushing his shaft deep into my mouth so that his balls rubbed against my beard which gave a sensation he obviously enjoyed. He suddenly withdrew however and pushing himself back grabbed my rock hard cock and putting my knob end against his arsehole slowly slid onto my cock so that he was impaled. We both moaned, enjoying the sensation, him of my cock stretching his arse and me of his arse muscles squeezing my hard cock. He began to slide himself up and down my shaft, and soon I was thrusting my hips, showing my cock deep into his arsehole. I like fucking, but it is not my favourite sexual activity, I much prefer rimming an arsehole and fingering, but on this occasion his arsehole muscles worked wonders on my shaft and before long I could not contain myself and rolling him over onto his back I pushed his legs back behind his ears so that his anus was gaping and slipping my cock back inside I fucked him hard until I came, shooting my spunk deep into this arse. I stopped fucking having cum, enjoying the sensations of my cock being squeezed as he wanked himself off, his spunk spraying over his face. Pure fuck bliss He left happy and I was happy and I wonder if he will visit again, who knows, the encounter was definitely one for the memoirs and I wonder jut how corruptible he could be persuaded to be, perhaps teaching him to rim, to piss in my mouth..... but enough of my perverted thoughts.

I hope you have enjoyed this memory. Everything that I write is a true reflection of encounters , obviously altered so that no one is recognisable, although I am sure my clients recognise themselves and often ask for me to write about their visit no doubt for personal wank material. They are welcome. Nothing beats a good wank although it is nicer when someone else does it, which is why I recommend a visit to the massage studio where I can entertain you to a warm oil wank, rimming and what ever else you fancy. Remember I also offer wank chat at £1 a minute, minimum payment £10 with any monies not used carried over to the next appointment.

Take care and hope you will visit soon.

Chris

Summer and the best rimming I have ever had.

 Summer has arrived and my clients are as horny as ever. I have no complaints of course, a horny client makes for a very exciting appointment.

I have seen this particular client a few times, a nice guy, who runs his own little company and yes he is a horny fucker LOL. He likes me to wear little white briefs and normally he likes to put his hand up the leg of my pants and play with my balls and stroke my arsehole while I massage him. On this occasion while he was in the shower I made-up the massage table and I had not realised that he had come out of the shower until I felt his hand slip between my legs. I was wearing his favourite little white briefs and was leaning over the table as he slipped his hand between my legs and cupped and squeezed my balls. Naturally I become exited immediately and opened my legs and moaned just a little as he slipped his fingers up and under my pants and pushed his fingers between my arse cheeks and began to finger my puckered arsehole. "You like that. don't you", he murmured as he withdrew his finger and popping them in my mouth told me to spit on them before he once again assaulted my bum hole, just running his finger around in a circle, and then between my legs and cupping my balls, before stroking my now rock hard cock. Pulling my pants down I stepped out of them and he indicated that I get onto the massage table and kneel, bending over so that my arsehole was directly in eye view. Pulling my cheeks apart I felt his tongue stroke my arsehole, gently at first, running around the rim of my hole, before more firmly pushing against my hole with his tongue which he then licked in firm strokes, running his tongue the whole of my arse slit, before stopping and running a circle around my arsehole rim. While he was doing this he stroked my hard cock and squeezed my balls. I was in heaven, seriously aroused and forcing my arse back onto his face every time his tongue licked harder against my puckered hole. I could feel my balls beginning to boil and knew that if he continued licking my arsehole while stroking my cock that I would come and it was far too soon.

Indicating that I wanted to get off the table I fell onto my knees and slipped his dripping cock end into my mouth and just sucked on the knob end before swallowing his thick shaft down my throat so that his knob tickled  the back of my throat, making my gag reflex react, not that I cared as he withdrew his cock, a thick rope of saliva dangling from his shaft as I caught it and gently massaged his balls as I again slipped his cock deep into my throat and encouraged him to face fuck me vigorously. He has a thick cock and although not very long, it certainly stretched my mouth and that familiar salty taste promised that soon I was going to have his salty spunk shot down my throat. Again however I was not ready and spun him around and bending him over the massage table I rammed my tongue up his tight bum hole and licked around and up and down his puckered arsehole, making him moan. Standing he asked me to rub my knob against his arsehole, which he loves. I obliged, rubbing my wet knob up and down and around his anus, walking myself off, pushing the knob against his tight hole. Suddenly he turned around and told me to get through to the bedroom. I lay on the bed and he straddled my face so that his arsehole was within easy each of my tongue. I rimmed his tight hole, pushing my tongue deep inside his hole and using my hands I pulled his arse cheeks apart to allow me even greater access. There is nothing more erotic than the view of a twitching arse hole dripping with my spit. All the time I was rimming him he was stroking his cock and before long I heard him moan that he was going to cum and suddenly he put his cock deep into my mouth as it began to jerk wildly as spasm after spasm of thick spunk spurted into my mouth. I had been stroking myself and as his spunk hit the back of my throat I also ejaculated shooting my cream over my belly. WOW, it was one of the most intense sessions I have had in a while and certainly said that summer was here.

It has been a strange few weeks apart form my rimming adventure, I have had a few days off for medical check ups, nothing to worry about, just usual stuff to do with an operation that I had years ago. Had every blood test know taken and I am as pure as driven virgin snow, ok, perhaps not virgin. The wank chat is still going strong although please be aware that I do not refund monies. I am not really in a position to do so and urge everyone to only make payments they can afford. Most people do pay in advance, and are happy to carry left over sex chat funds for the next appointment, however, I had one regular sex chat client who decided to pay in advance for a one to one appointment but having paid changed his mind and asked for a refund. I have someone who deals with my accounts, advertising etc etc and I have to ask him to make refunds etc, which is not easy. So please be aware that refunds are not usually made. That aside, the sex chat is very popular and I am amazed at the dirty minds of my clients, I thought that I was a pervert, but some clients ermmm LOL, not that I am complaining.

Well, I am available most days for either a one to one appointment or a sex chat. With all the bad news, the cost of living crisis etc, it is more important to have a little personal time and what better way to spend that personal time than having your arse rimmed, your cock sucked and yes, a really good massage from the horniest massage whore in town. Look forward to seeing you soon.

A little reminder:

I fuck, suck, rim, love being pissed on, and have a really dirty mind. I do not get fucked, but love being fingered and having a cock rubbed against my tight arsehole. I also love a spunky arse, seriously, feeling the hot spray of spunk hitting your anus is pure heaven. I am also a trained masseur. 

SPRING IS IN THE AIR AND THE SAP, ERM, IS RISING...

 Spring seems to have arrived and at last things are getting back to normal. I hope everyone has had a lovely Easter break and naturally I am ready to service the need of my randy clients. I have made a few changes in the massage suite and have a new bed, so all ready for some fun. I have been asked if my prices are staying the same considering the massive rise in the cost of living, especially energy bills. Like any business I have rising costs for gas and electricity and even massage oil has jumped in price, plus a mortgage to pay. I have considered this and have decided for the moment to keep prices the same, but tips are of course welcome. I will see how things go and perhaps revisit prices in the summer, but I will do my best to keep prices the same.

Naturally I have had more than a few adventure of the erotic kind including an interesting encounter with a younger regular guy. Things started as normal on the massage table with a warm oil massaged into his back and naturally my fingers soon found their way in between his arse cheeks. Stroking his little puckered arsehole it was not long before his arse was in the air and my hand had slipped casually between his legs to cup is shaved balls and stroke his hard cock. Any notion of a massage was of course soon forgotten as I next pressed my face between his spread arse cheeks and my wet, hot tongue stroked his puckered anus. Inserting my tongue into his puckered ring made him moan with pleasure. Nothing I find beats a deep tongue fucking of a tight hole and it is after all my speciality, well, that and being pissed on, my personal favourite kink. 

Before long we slipped through to the bedroom and laying on his back I pushed my clients legs back and spreading his legs exposing his cock, balls and anus. Without hesitation I was soon on my knees and licking his tight hole, sucking on his balls and of course slipping his cock down the back of my throat.  Copious amounts of pre-cum told me he was near exploding his load so we decided to change positions and assumed a 69 with me on top so that he could lick my balls and suck my cock. I enjoyed ramming my cock down his throat and giving him a good face fuck which I thoroughly enjoyed while again licking his balls and sucking his cock down my throat. All good fun, but it was time I thought to give him a good fucking, so pushing his legs back again so that his anus was fully exposed I slipped my hard cock into his arsehole and rode him until I felt my balls churn with an explosion approaching and soon spunked my load deep inside his arse. Pulling out I cleaned up and asked  if he fancied being fucked with a toy while I sucked him off. By his smile I assumed he thought it a good idea.

So we stared with a small toy first, a little beginners dildo. I licked his balls and stroked his cock as I slipped the dildo in and out of his stretched arsehole. After a while I asked if he wanted something bigger and again a smile on his face suggested he did, so, inserting a full 10 inch cock shaped dildo, complete with balls, I slowly fucked him, watching the fat cock slipping in and out of his stretched arsehole, all the time licking and playing with his balls and sucking on his cock. Feeling my cock getting hard again I thought he needed to finish with a real cock inside him and so removing the dildo slowly from his puckered and stretched hole I slipped my cock once more into his arse and fucked him while stroking his cock with my hand that I had covered in lube. Sensing he was near coming once more I decided to finish not with my cock inside him as he squirted his ball load of spunk but rather with the big cock dildo once again inserted deep into his arse. In truth I fancied a mouthful of hot spunk. Nothing beats the sensation and taste of hot spunk squirting into your mouth. So, sucking on his cock and licking his balls while I slowly fucked him with the thick dildo I was soon rewarded for my efforts with a mouthful of creamy spunk squirted deep into my mouth and spilling over my chin ran down onto his balls. Interesting fact, but there is something so erotic watching a mans anus grip a cock inserted deep in his arse as he ejaculates. 

 Another very enjoyable encounter and a happy customer de-spunked was soon on his way back to work with a big smile on his face. 

I hope he enjoys this description of our encounter because I know that he is a big fan of the blog. He informed me he has had many a happy wank while reading the blog. Good, that is what it is for.

After a quick tidy and wash I then had to do a very dirty wank-chat with another phone chat regular. It is never a dull day.

So a reminder that I am available for appointments on a one to one for massage and fun or of course, or you can book an infamous wank-chat. I charge £1 a minute, with a minimum £10, with lots of different ways to pay. You can can carry unused minutes over, so, treat yourself to say £20 of chat time and divide it between a number of wank encounters. Remember that you can be as dirty as you like on a wank chat, in fact the dirtier the better. Call Chris on 07517 697569 

Looking forward to lots of happy encounters over the coming weeks. take care everyone and enjoy life, its very short and remember shy boys get no cock.

NEWS AND OTHER STUFF.

 After an incredibly busy January and February, March has been weirdly quiet. A few new clients have kept things ticking over. I have had a few days off as well. I had a cold and being your typical man, it was of course man flu and I spent three days in bed a martyr to blocked sinuses, headaches and feeling totally miserable. Thankfully I seem back to normal and looking forward to entertaining my deliciously perverse clientele.

Aside from the appalling war in Ukraine and the shocking rise in fuel costs which will affect everyone including myself, I was shocked ( as were thousands of other sex workers) to notice that the government has sneaked a new amendment into the online security bill. The amendments would criminalise online hosts that advertise sex work with heavy fines and threats of imprisonment for owners/managers of such sites. They did this in America with disastrous results for sex workers who lost their independence to operate and control their own businesses. In America all sex work is criminalised ( with the exception of a few brothels in Nevada), and both being a sex worker and a client is illegal. Here in the UK a sex worker is legal provided they work alone and the client is perfectly legal provided they are not kerb crawling. I work from my own premises and work alone and so my clients are breaking no laws. Despite my legality however (and the legality of thousand of other sex workers) the government, if this bill is passed unamended, will potentially deny my right to advertise. I have no idea how this potentially may affect myself or others, it may possibly not, but just in case I urge anyone reading my blog to make a note of my number if they intend booking an appointment or booking a wank chat, just in case. You could also write to the home secretary or/and your MP if possible explaining that this amendment is dangerous and would deprive thousands of sex workers of their independence and ability to control their working environment and to vet their clients. I will give a link to an article explaining the amendments. I personally will be writing to both my MP and the home secretary, but this government seems to have a deaf ear even to its MPs and voters, so I do not expect even a response. The sad fact is that governments use the excuse that they are protecting sex workers from exploitation by pimps, but they in reality push sex workers into the hands of pimps and criminals who exploit both them and their clients. As an independent sex worker/masseur I work when I want, can vet my own clients and see whomever I please and charge whatever I want. Having control over your own business and your advertising is vital if sex workers are to remain safe and free from exploitation. 

On a lighter note I have had a few enquires from couples and from women. I do see women occasionally as well as couples. I do not promise to fuck women however, but if a woman is happy to enjoy a warm oil massage that is both relaxing and sensual and erotic I am more than happy to offer the service. With m/f couples I am happy to offer a helping hand and tongue or whatever. 

With previous couple appointments I usually concentrate on the woman for the massage, massaging the warm oil into her breasts and then slipping my hand between her legs to gently massage her slit, stroking gently dow to her anus and then over her cunt lips and as she gradually relaxes and become moist I begin to slip my finger inside her cunt, stroking deeper with every stroke as she opens up. If she has very sensitive nipples I play with them or use my tongue and teeth to tease and bite, usually all the time stroking her wet cunt, slipping my fingers inside and rubbing her clit. If the male partner is around he is usually stroking his cock by now and depending on his kink is either watching my fingers fuck her cunt or he watches me bite her engorged nipples. Sometimes I let him take charge of the nipples which leaves me free to concentrate on her cunt. By this stage she usually has her legs wide open allowing me to access her wet cunt fully. Although gay I do enjoy watching a most cunt being fingered or fucked. I like to bite and lick the clit while fingering her cunt, enjoying the wet, warm moist softness as I slip my fingers deep inside or just rubbing her cunt lips, squeezing and teasing them. Every woman, like every man, is different in what they like. Some women also like to have their arseholes fingered and so using the warm sticky cunt juice as lube to slide a finger in her arsehole while also fingering or licking her clit I pleasure her until she moans and I feel her cunt and/or arsehole muscles grip my fingers. By this stage both the man and woman are fully aroused and so moving through to the bed I get her to adopt a doggy position and then, after sucking his cock, which is usually dribbling copious pre-cum. I then like to  slide my head between her legs and guide his cock into her cunt. I love the watching a hard cock slide ball deep into a woman's cunt or arse. I then like to lick his cock and balls as he slides in and out of her cunt  or to just lick his balls if he is fucking her arse and when he comes it is amazing watching his balls swinging and then his cock jerking as it shoots spunk inside her pussy, or sometimes, if I am lucky, he pulls out and shoots it over her cunt, so that some dribbles into my mouth. On one occasion a client did this and the woman, her cunt covered in spunk, sat up and rubbed her cum covered cunt over my mouth and face until she orgasmed and, well, my face was covered in sticky sperm and cunt juice. perversely satisfying for everyone concerned. My other favourite is to get behind the man while he fucks his wife and to grab his balls and pull them gently or suck them. On one memorable occasion I rimmed a mans arsehole while he fucked his wife and then inserted my finger deep into his arsehole just as he shot his spunk deep into her cunt. As he withdraw he allowed me to suck his cock. Yummy taste of spunk and cunt juice. I have however done many things with different people. On one occasion I fucked a guy while he was fucking his wife and on another occasion I fingered her arsehole while she rode his cock. Basically, my job is to assist in whatever fantasy is required. 

I hope you have enjoyed this post and that I have given you some ideas. As I said, I am open to wank chat and taking dirty about whatever fantasy you have and of course I am happy to meet in person for a good massage and some fun thrown in. Please store my number just in case advertising becomes difficult. I will post the link as promised above. Take care and do not wank alone, phone a friend or better still book a dirty no holds barred appointment with your local dirty masseur. 

Click here to view the Safety Bill and the proposals curtesy of an article in the Independent.

Tel 07517 697569 for an appointment or wankchat  Please store this number if possible, just incase and then you can contact me for some fun whatever this government (or future governments) decides to do regarding advertising. I hope that sufficient pressure from sex workers and their clients mixed with common sense will prevail. Fingers and whatever else crossed.

SLAVES, MASTERS AND DIRTY UNDERWEAR

 I often get asked to be a master, but finding a compatable slave is not easy. There has to be trust and honesty abut what each participant desires and wants for a slave master relationship to work well and it takes time to build that trust. I personally, over 20 years, have only had two good slave relationships. The first one was someone I used to see in London. He liked to be humiliated, which is what I specialise in when playing the slave master. We had some good times. He liked me to call him dirty names and to spank him when he was bad. He would spend hours kneeling on the floor while I ate food he had bought for me, my feet resting on his back. He was very kinky and liked me to stuff cooked sausages up his arsehole which I then made him eat, but only after he had begged for his food like a bad dog. Sometimes I rubbed food over my arsehole and he would enjoy licking it off. He was an excellent rimmer and could insert his tongue deep into my arse. Seriously, he could make me come just through rimming, He could actually bite my anus, which is a rare talent, very erotic but of course biting always was rewarded with a good spanking. I would sometimes make him piss his pants and then I would shove his pissy underpants in his mouth and make him take my cock in his arse. He was a good tight fuck. Sadly however, has moved abroad but he still occasionally gets in touch. Apparently he has now found another master in Europe. No doubt he is still enjoying his old fetishes and perhaps has learned new ones. Sex is all about exploring your darkest desires and experiencing new sensations.

Since working solely from my studio I have met several wannabe slaves but none have worked out apart from one whom I have now been entertaining over several years. He likes to be pissed on, not something I am very good at doing, preferring to receive the piss. (being pissed on or watching men piss is my personal kink). He also loves to eat chocolate bars and other sweets from my arsehole. Kinky? yes, but amazingly it is great fun. Having someone suck maltesers out of your arsehole is a treat to be savoured, hopefully by both parties of course. He also loves to be humiliated and called a dirty cunt while he licks my arse. I also call him a dirty dog when he gets down on all fours and sniffs my arse to make sure he recognises his master. 

A session usually begins with me stripping him naked and putting a dog collar around his neck.  I then stick a finger deep into his arse to make sure he is clean, making him sniff my fingers before telling him he is a dirty dog called cunt who need to recognise that I am his master whom he has to please. Pulling my white pants to one side, (he loves small white cotton briefs,) I demand that since he is a dirty dog he needs to behave like a dog and I ask him what to "do what dogs do, which is?" He replies that they sniff arses.  I then make him stick his nose up my arse crack and to tell me if he has the right master and does he like my dirty arsehole. He replies "yes master'" and I ask him if it smells dirty and he always replies, yes master, and he buries his whole face between the crack of my arse.I then tell him to taste his masters arsehole, like a good doggy should, just to make sure that he has the right master and I feel his tongue lick my tight puckered hole. 

When I am satisfied that he is properly excited and that his cock is hard I tell him to lie on his back and I squat over him so that he has a good view of my anus and balls. Sitting on his face I allow him to lick my arsehole, sticking his tongue into the tight hole and then to lick around my balls. When he has fully aroused me and my knob end is wet with pre-cum I ram my cock down his throat, all the time telling him that he is a dirty cunt who loves licking dirt shit holes and sniffing mens dirty arses. I hold his nose to restrict his breathing, something he enjoys when his throat is filled with my cock. He is usually wanking himself without my permission since he exists only to pleasure me, his master. I reprimand him by pulling his legs up and apart and I slap his balls and cock and his arsehole which makes him squirm.

After his reprimand he apologises and begs for food (which he has brought with him,) kit-kats, fingers of fudge, maltesers. I slip the chocolate he has provided into my anus allowing just a little to stick out, which he then pulls on with his teeth. As the chocolate slips out of my tight arsehole he cleans up by licking and sucking the chocolate out of my anus. All the time I abused him verbally for being a dirty dog, a dirty cunt. When he is finished, his mouth and chin covered in chocolate I demand he fetch a mirror which I use to check that he has cleaned my arsehole. If he leaves a mess, which he always does, I put him across my knee and I spank him hard on his bare arse, telling him to say thank you master after each hard slap. I tell him repeatedly that he he is a dirty cunt and he always says yes, sir, I am a very dirty cunt who wants to suck his masters cock. 

When I am satisfied his arse cheeks are red enough. I tell him to drop to his knees and he begins to suck my cock, taking it right down the back of his throat. If he has sucked my cock well I reward him by then fucking his arse, either while standing up with his legs tied together which makes for a really tight fuck, or I bending him over and fuck him doggy or sometimes I lay him on his back and spreading his legs I make him rub his finger around his shaved anus while my cock fucks in and out of his arsehole. If he moans too much with pleasure I stretch his arsehole by fingering him while fucking hm. While I fuck him he has to tell me how dirty a dog he is and how much he loves to lick mens arseholes, the dirtier the better.

On other occasions I shove a dildo up his arse and sit on his face and pushing a stick of chocolate up my anus I proceed to allow it to slip out slowly into his mouth while he fucks himself with the dildo. When I feel I am near coming I squirt my spunk over his face, then, if I am in the mood, I piss on his face and wash the spunk off with my hot piss. This is his ultimate turn on and he usually now wanks himself off, squirting his spunk over his chest. The session ends with both of us satisfied.

He is a good slave but he visits irregularly which of course is on purpose, meaning that he deserves a good spanking. All part of the game. If reading this he need to get his arse around here for a good hard caning.

So, I hope my other regulars are not too shocked by my role as a master, it is a kink you either enjoy or you don't, A good slave master relationship is rare but if that is your kink, then some dirty fun can be had.

I must make it clear however that I am not into the leather of rubber fetish stuff, but I do verbal abuse, spanking, caning and breath control. I use verbal abuse often in wank chat or when playing a scenario, usually by being the boss and reprimanding an employee, which is a favourite fantasy or a school master/student scenario which is another favourite.

I am also going to start offering dirty underwear if anyone is interested. Spunk stained, ready to sniff and wanked over, piss stained etc, all by by special request. If interested email or call for details. Depending what you want, prices start at £20 a pair. Great fetish kink. 

Remember my dirty wank chat service is very popular and available from 10 am until 10 pm. call for details, many easy ways to pay and prices starting from £10

Call 07517 697569 or email newcastlegaymassage@gmail.com

IS MARCH GOING TO BE ONE LONG AND OUTRAGEOUS FESTIVAL OF PERVERSION? I certainly hope so.

 A client asked the other day how I managed to have sex everyday with different people. This was at least a variation on the usual reproach that I must be rampant sexually when I go off on holiday. The truth is that although I enjoy sex, I am not a sex maniac,I am not constantly erect and hunting for erotic encounters. If I did not do this job I would probably be happily married and living a life of domesticity, reading, writing and cooking and of course caring for animals, which is my passion. The reason I have done this job for 20 years is that I enjoy the adventure of meeting new people and helping them enjoy themselves and explore sex. I often describe my job as being a mixture of sex therapist and a masturbatory tool. I hope I excite my clients to explore their sexuality and to stimulate their imagination while providing a guilt free and safe environment in which to indulge. I never call clients or pester them or require any form of relationship, although my regulars become a bit like old lovers, which is nice. I get to know their kinks and desires and try to please as best I can. I am certainly cheaper than a mistress or toy boy/man. I am un-shockable and happy to help you explore your sex-kinks.

I have at last got back to the gym. After two years in the house I desperately needed to tone up a little, not that I will ever be a gym bunny. My sex chat line is doing well, I am shocked and delighted at how dirty the minds of my clients can be. I love a little kink, everyone now knows about my passion for being pissed on and I have discovered the joy of being spanked, not too hard, but with a little spanking and toying with my arsehole, I am happy as the proverbial in er,,, well, you know what I mean (but not literally, just not my scene, no scat. YUK). 

I would like to apologise to a couple of cross dressers who have asked for an appointment. I do not like turning anyone away, but cross dressing does absolutely nothing for me sexually and yes, I can give you a massage, but for the fun bit, I would be pretending and that is something I am not very good at. I love role play, but I am gay because I like men who are men, which is why I love my married men who make up probably 90% of my client base. I have absolutely nothing against cross dressing, if that is your kink etc, but its not for me.

I had a really interesting appointment the other day with a very short man who was hung like a donkey. I kid you not. His cock when flaccid hung to his knees and when erect he could give himself a good blow job by just bending his head forward. I am not a size queen by any stretch of the imagination, cock size genuinely does not bother me much, but this chaps cock was so exceptionally big I was just glad that I do not get fucked, because literally it would have tickled my tonsils. YEP. I do love having a hard cock rubbed and pushed against my arsehole and having my hole spunked on is pure heaven)

I began as always with the client on his front and I began to massage his back and slowly worked my way between the cheeks of his arse. He had a round, perfectly puckered hole that just demanded to be tongued. Naturally it was not long before my tongue was licking around the rim of his arsehole, and judging by the moans, he was enjoying my rimming. As my regulars know, I love to get my tongue deep into a clean arsehole and so urging him to a kneeling position I attacked his anus again and spreading his arse cheeks with my hands buried my head and flicked my tongue deep into his puckered hole. Pushing his arse back he helped facilitate my tongue in fucking his arse while I held his balls in my hand and pulled on them gently, making him moan. I ended up with my face in his arse, my tongue fucking deep into his anus while I pulled his balls with one hand and stroked his hard and substantial member with my other hand. I was in heaven and I think, judging by the moans and the wet pr-cum that moistened his knob end, he was more than happy. 

Soon it was time for him to turn over. Spreading his legs I cleverly slipped one finger into his arse while also fondling his balls, which hung low, almost covering his arsehole, while with my other hand I held his cock and slipped as much of it into my mouth as I was able, I guess I managed the first 5 inches of his cock, which was mainly his knob end. I kid you not, he must have been 14 inches long. My sucking his cock while fingering his arshole was rewarding me with lots of salty pre-cum and pulling away for breath I noticed he looked pleased as silky strands of my saliva and sticky pre-cum hung from my mouth. I did feel like a complete slut, but i was very happy, even when he grabbed the back of my head and began to fuck me in the mouth, pushing his cock deeper and deeper into my throat. Suddenly he moaned and released a torrent of sticky warm sperm into my throat forcing my to swallow, but there was so much that it was impossible to take it all and some spilled from my mouth, over my chin and down the girth of his cock to his balls. Wow, I murmured as I looked up, my eyes moist with exertion and through trying to breathe and swallow his cock at the same time, but I was happy. I do not mind a little rough sometimes or the fact that he had at most stroked my arsehole, which is something I enjoy. Sometimes just giving pleasure ia as good as receiving it, not that I complain when clients please me. I have one client who fingers me to perfection, often making me have an internal orgasm which is so intense. If you have never had an internal orgasm, you really do not know what you are missing.

Enough sex talk. I hope you enjoyed my reminiscing of this encounter with a client. I would however prefer to see you in person. So do not be shy because a shy boy does not get cock to play with and is a boring old.... So give me a call to either book a face to face appointment or to perhaps book a dirty wank chat session. You can do both by calling 07517 697569 . Hope to hear from you soon. In the meantime no wanking, you will go blind, well, unless you get your favourite masseur to do it for you.

PS. Where is my dirty piss slave who loves to rim me nice and clean and to eat chocolate out of my arsehole. I am in need of a good clean, so give me a call. I know that you read the blog. You will need a very hard spanking, if not a canning. Bad slave.  I will recall such an encounter for the entertainment of my readers at a later date.

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WOW! JANUARY WAS BUSY.

Delights to say that January was a busy month. Not complaining, I like to be kept busy. Lots of new clients as well and it is always nice to have a new arse to rim and cock to suck. My regular clients know how horny I am if treated nicely, by that I mean lots of dirty chat and sex. I am not a vanilla person at all, although I can be obviously Lot of clients really enjoy the massage and a wank or blow job to finish. No objections at all to that. It is nice however when clients let themselves go and enjoy fully their time with me. A good example was a client I had a couple of days ago. he was especially sexy. I shall relate, so cocks in hands, here we go.

After showering, he called me in and smiling asked if I really liked to see men piss. Yes, I replied eagery and fell to my knees facing his semi erect cock. I watched as he stroked his foreskin back and forth and then was delighted as the piss began, first as a trickle and then as a full flood, hitting my chest before running down and over my cocked balls. I rubbed my cock and balls with is piss and slipped my hand back to stroke my arsehole, my now hard cock throbbing visibly. I knew that I had to taste his piss and opening my mouth I looked up into his smiling face as he directed his hot piss straight into my mouth. I know some people do not understand a piss fetish, but the sensation of hot piss straight not my mouth, from the tap as it were, just sends me wild. I love as it spills out of my mouth and down my chin. Taking his cock in my mouth he actually hardened while still pissing and I began to blow him, the piss filling my mouth and running over my lips as his cock slipped down the back of my throat as he face fucked me. I heard him moan in pleasure and suddenly thought how sexy it would be to have that hot piss hitting my arsehole. I pulled away and mentioned the idea, but sadly his piss had become just a dribble and laughing he said, "next time. " Oh well, I thought, you cannot have everything.

Finished pissing we both dried off and my chap hoped onto the massage table and I applied copious amounts of warm oil and began to massage his back and soon my fingers slipped between his arse cheeks and began to stroke his wrinkled arsehole. I heard him moan in delight and slipped my hand between his legs and as he lifted himself up slightly I was able to cup his full balls and stroke his erect cock. He in turn began to stroke my arse-cheeks and slipped a finger into my anus. he was as horny as fuck and I had to rim him. Pushing my face between his butt cheeks my tongue found his tight arsehole and began to probe and lick. Pushing himself into a kneeling position he allowed me full access to his hole which I licked from balls to hole and down again. Taking his cock in my hand I began to milk him while tongue fucking his arsehole. His cock dribble pre-cum, making his cock slippery in my hand. Being a full pervert I motioned for him to slip off the massage table and taking his pre-cum slippery cock in my mouth slid it deep into my throat so that I gagged, I heard him moaning and fearing he would come too quick I realised his hard member from my hungry mouth and asked if he fancied going through to the bedroom. Nodding he followed me through.

I hopped onto the bed, onto my knees, head down and arse in the air. I felt him stroke my hole and cup my balls, then falling on his knees he began to lick and probe my hole with his tongue. Now I pride myself on being a good arsehole licker, but this guy had a hard fucking tongue hard that reached deeper into my arsehole than I had ever had licked before. I was in heaven, seriously, pure heaven. The sensations emanating from the nerves around my arsehole in waves, pulsating into my balls and cock was unbearable. I seriously cannot describe the pleasure his tongue was giving me.  "Rub your fucking knob against my arsehole". I begged. Obliging he stood and began to rub the length of his cock up and down my arse-crack and then to push is knob-end against my puckered hole, teasing me, wanking himself onto my hole. Short of being fucked, this is the next best thing. Seriously, I love piss and I love having a hard cock tease my anus. I wanted so badly to taste his cock and pulling around I slipped to my knees and again took his cock into my mouth and he deep throated me. Eventually he withdrew his cock and indicated for me to lie on the bed. I obliged and kneeling beside me he fingered my arse and sucked my cock. Heaven as being fingered and sucked is I need that his cock and his arsehole on my face again. Obliging my lust, he knelt over my face presenting his arsehole to my tongue. I licked and probed and sucked his arsehole, occasionally slipping his cock deep into my throat, his balls bouncing off my nose. His pre-cum was really salty now and I guessed that he was near coming. Cum over my arsehole I begged. I again assumed my kneeling position on the bed and he assaulted my wrinkled tight hole with his tongue once more before again wanking his cock-end against my pouting wet arsehole, suddenly I heard him moan and I felt hot droplets of sperm hit my hole and arse-cheeks as he ejaculated his spunk over my arse. I reached behind and felt his hot spunk slipping down the crack of my arse and I could not resist rubbing it into my balls and cock. He was satisfied and I was so happy. I really like dirty sex sometimes with the right fucker who has read my blog and knows what a dirty cunt I can be LOL. More please. A dirty boy like me need piss and spunk on a regular basis and my dirty clients are more than happy to oblige, I love my perverted married men.

Hope you all enjoyed that little encounter. It made me hard just writing it.

Remember to book an appointment in person or to book a dirty wank-chat, call me on 07517 697569

Chris.

A Belated Happy New Year.

 A belated happy New Year. It has been a busy January with lots of new clients and younger clients anxious to try the delights of an erotic massage. Sadly, whenever there is a new selection of clients, you always get a few time wasters, which is just a sad fact  of life. I had one who thought I was charging too much and one who refused to wash, so I naturally refused to go ahead with the appointment. As my clients know, the massage and the fun is very intimate and if someone is afraid of soap and water, well, I am sorry, there will be no appointment. 

You do meet lots of interesting people in this job and find yourself in interesting situations. I was delighted to meet a new client recently who is a fan of the blog and booked a half hour appointment. He was a young guy, good looking with a nice body and a good size cock, but more importantly, he had a very nice arse with a hole that screamed rim me, which naturally I was happy to do.  Nothing is as nice as licking a tight little arsehole that was begging for a cock. He assured me he regularly frigged himself using four fingers, which, having urged him to assume a kneeling position, I tested with a thumb and then two fingers, and yes, he was tight, but also very obliging and it was delightful watching his arsehole devour my fingers as they slipped deep into his anus, making him moan with delight as I stroked his cock while frigging his happy, tight, elastic arsehole. Naturally it was going to progress to a good fuck and before long he was kneeling on the bed, arse in the air and my cock buried deep in his arse. He was a tight fuck, his arsehole muscles gripping my cock as it slipped in and out. I heard him ask me to withdraw and spunk in his mouth, but unusually for me I came very quickly, so he missed out on tasting my spunk. Slipping my cock out of his arse however I quickly cleaned myself and taking his cock in my mouth I slipped two fingers deep into his arsehole and frigged his gaping anus while sucking on his cock until I was rewarded with jets of creamy sperm shooting into my open mouth, I love my job. 

So hopefully, now that life appears to be returning to normal, I hope to be welcoming lots of new clients as well as my regulars and to be having lots of fun servicing their delightful kinks and perversions and perhaps some of my own, fingers crossed. 

I am still offering the popular wank chat service and I am available for appointments between 11am and  6pm and can work until 8pm most days, but only if you book before 6pm. As my clients know, I do not see client after client but restrict clients to no more than 3 per day and usually only one to two per day. I like to enjoy the appointment as much as the client. Remember that I do wank-chat most evenings until 10pm.

I am still working on the new book. I know it is taking forever to finish, but for an excuse I have to say that between being busy and family stuff, it has not been easy finding the time to write and this time it is not memoirs but a work of fiction with historical details I want to get right. Yes, it is very dirty book, full of lusty sex scenes, gay, straight and bi, which I hope will become another erotic classic. This is why I want it to be right, so please have patience.

So take care and if you wish to book an appointment or book a wank-chat, then give me a call on 07517 69 75 69