Saturday 6 April 2024

I AM BACK.

Dear Readers,

I am at last back or at least I should be starting offering erotic massage again next Friday which is the 12th of April. I am still no where near being ready but as I have discovered, everything moves at a snails pace when it comes to workmen. Trying to find joiners, floor fitters, decorators and builders etc is not easy and you need to book, not weeks, but months in advance and hope they turn up. I knew that this move would be a two year project but I fear it may turn out to be a three year project, so dear clients please understand that although everything is fine and comfortable it is not the finished product. I do have however, a very good shower and of course a massage room and bedroom with my usual selection of deviant porn for your amusement. 

I am very easy to find just off the A1 near Alnwick, within the NE66 post code. Just call as usual and I will give details of where I am. Please note that, for the time being, I am only seeing my regular clients, no new clients and it is my intention to be semi retired and very discreet, now that I am out in the country.  Any gentlemen wishing to make an appointment, will have to be known to me and I would prefer 24 hours notice for a booking please as I am no longer offering set hours, like I did in Newcastle.  Same day bookings may still be available but I would prefer to be a bit more organised, especially as work is ongoing at my home over the coming months.  If I know that you are wishing to book, on a certain day, I will ensure that I can keep that time free for you without any distractions.

Obviously I have had no new clients since January so I thought a little extract from my new book would keep you all amused. This extract involves a young footman and the lecherous old butler in a grand Victorian London home sometime in 1850s...

" Harry was still shocked by the sexual encounter with the butler in his study. He felt his cock stir as he imagined the randy old bastards hands on his bare arse cheeks and his fat fingers stretching his tight arsehole. It had been several hours since the encounter and his mind raced as he struggled to understand his own lustful nature and how he could so enjoy fucking his ladyships lady's maid (in her arse so she had no babies) and yet was so excited by his lordships cock and now the the randy old bastard of a butler who so obviously had enjoyed spanking him and fingering him and of course being sucked off by him. He smiled as he remembered the salty mouthful of spunk that had filled his mouth as the butlers short but fat cock ejaculated into his mouth. "Fuck", he murmured to himself, as he felt his face redden and his cock harden. 

"Harry", the butlers voice broke his musings. " Go down the cellar and collect some bottles of Hock for the masters table. I will be down to help shortly. " Yes sir" Harry replied and collecting the keys from the smiling butler he headed down into the cellars. Carrying an oil Lamp he searched the extensive cellars to find the racks containing the Hock that he knew his master liked. Bending down he searched the dust covered bottles, chasing away some spiders that scurried into the darkness. Seeing  the bottles he had searched for he bend over and was about to pick out those that he had selected when he jumped, startled by a slap on his arse. "Sorry", the butler murmured, his hand stroking Harry's arse cheek, "but your arse cheeks were so inviting, so firm and yet soft and hard at the same time beneath the stretched fabric of your trousers that I could not resist having a little feel. My cock you know is throbbing with the thought of that winking little puckered hole of yours being so close. Please, he whispered excitedly, my cock is so hard just thinking, so please take your trousers down so that I can see that tight little puckered ring once more. " Okay", Harry whispered, since you ask so nicely I will oblige sir. Dropping his pants he bent over and the dirty old butler knelt on the cold stone of the cellar floor and presenting his arse to the butlers face he felt his hot fingers pull his arse-cheeks apart so that the butler could examine closely the boys pink puckered ring. "So soft and so pink and yet just a little darker is the inviting ring", the butler whispered as he enjoyed his view and then Harry felt something hot and wet stroke his arse-ring and he realised that the butler was using his hot tongue to lick around the puckered hairless ring of his arsehole. Harry shuddered with pleasure at this new sensation and pushed his arse back onto the searching wet tongue. Round and around the butlers soft tongue circled, then he spat noisily and Harry felt the spittle hit his hole and then the butlers tongue again licked up and down Harry's arse crack, his tongue again licking around the boys tight hole making Harry moan with ecstasy and when Harry looked down at his stiff cock he realised that he was dribbling pre-cum that fell in a long line of sticky silver juice onto the floor creating a little puddle. " I must my boy, just must fuck you and enjoy stretching that delicious fuck hole that you tease me with to extraction" the butler whispered, his voice dripping with the honeyed lust Harry's arsehole had brought hm too. The butler now pulled himself to standing and dropped his pants and lifting his shirt tail Harry watched him from between his spread legs as the butler presented his hard fat cock to the boys arse ring. Rubbing his hard knob up and down between the boys arse cheeks Harry felt the butlers hot spit again hit his arsehole, further lubricating his aching sensitive hole and then he felt the butler push his fat knob against his shit-hole, Harry naturally relaxed and then after a shudder of pain as the butler pushed on, his hard fat cock entering the boys tight hole, stretching it to fit his fat cock. Holding the boys waist so that he could not pull away the butler pushed on further, stretching the boys tight hole until his full 5 inches of fat cock was fully encased within the boys stretched arsehole. Harry was so surprised to find himself in pure ecstasy after the first initial pain and when the butler began to fuck, pushing his fat cock in and out of the boys arsehole  it was not long before Harry was pushing back onto the butlers fat cock with remarkable gusto until the butler suddenly pulled him tight and slipping his tongue into his ear the butler thrust his cock once again deep into Harry's stretched arsehole who felt the butlers cock jerk deep inside as he exploded his spunk into the boys stretched hole letting out a soft long heartfelt moan into Harry's ear while he continued to fuck the boys arsehole slowly now but still ejaculating violently again and again, filling his shit-hole with his creamy spunk. Suddenly they both stilled, the butlers cock still deep inside Harry's arse as his spasms came less frequently and then Harry felt the butlers cock slip out of his arsehole and him murmur, "bend over boy". Obliging Harry bent over and he felt the butlers fingers spread his arse- cheeks as he murmured, " you dirty little boy, all that lovely cream is slipping out of that stretched cunt of yours. Harry felt the butlers fingers slip inside him and he pulled out a dollop of creamy spunk on his fingers and presented it to Harry's lips. Harry greedily sucked on the butlers fat salty fingers, savouring the taste of the salty spunk and the earthy taste of his man-cunt. 'Come my boy, let me finger your spunky arsehole while you fuck me in the mouth so that I can taste your young spunk". Slipping onto the floor the butler made Harry straddle over him so that he could insert two of his fat fingers into Harry's spunk filled arsehole. Frigging Harry's bum hole he took Harry's cock in his mouth and as harry fucked his mouth the butler fingered the boys arsehole until with a groan Harry emptied his balls deep into the butlers mouth while his arsehole spasmed, trapping the butlers fingers in a vice like grip as he ejaculated a hot load of cream which the butler drank greedily. Eventually after draining Harry's cock completely dry the Butler released Harry's cock and swallowing with a satisfying gulp he pulled his fingers out of the boys arsehole and spanked his bare arse-cheek."You really are a dirty little fucker of a footman are you not Harry".

 I hope that you enjoyed this little extract and I hope that you  will book a dirty massage session very soon.

Remember that  I am still doing erotic wank chat at £1 per minute the minimum spend being £10 with you can carry any money not used to your next appointment. Telephone 07517 697569

Take care and happy wanking and I hope you have not been too respectable while I have been gone.