Saturday 20 August 2022

COMMENTS..

 Just a quick post regarding comments. It may surprise everyone that I have not bothered looking at comments until today and having got rid of all the rubbish spam I have only had two comments despite this site getting thousands of views. NOW, I know how popular this site is and I know that a lot of my regulars view it to keep up to date about what is gong on and to read the stories and to have a wank. Nothing wrong with a good wank. All the stories on here are true encounters with clients. I also have a book out (link below) which is still selling well and I am still working on a new erotic book which I hope to have finished for this Christmas. Fingers crossed. So if you like the blog please tell me and if you like any particular stories or have suggestions, please let me know, (all legal of course).

It would be nice to hear more from my readers, about which stories you like, what you think of the site and the blog and if you have booked an appointment either for a meeting or a phone wank chat, then a little review would be nice. I have various text reviews, but again I have not published any, because, I am glad to say, I have not felt the need to do so. All reviews will be anonymous or using a pseudonym of course and I am sure there are ways to be discreet regarding leaving comments on here. 

Thats all. Happy wanking.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Dirty-Memoirs-Christopher-Harlot-ebook/dp/B00BGUHA7E

Chris. 

THE PERFECT ARSEHOLE..

 Not surprisingly I am an expert on arseholes, the male anus and occasionally the idiots who behave like one. Happily most of my clients are lovely however and do not fall into the latter. I am happy to say that I am infamous for my rimming technique and love nothing better than rimming a nice clean arse and of of course having my own arsehole rimmed. I am happy to say that my puckered hole has received much delectable abuse from many willing tongues.

August has been a particularly busy month with lots of regulars returning and a good selection of new clients who I hope will become regular. Sadly however I was sad to learn that a couple of my clients, whom I have entertained for many years, are in the process of moving for work although they promised to pop in for an appointment when they were back in Newcastle. It is always a little sad when clients I have come to know well over several years move or disappear because not only are they nice people but you become familiar over time with their sexual likes and dislikes and their fantasies. When you see a client for the first time it is a new experience for both them and for me and it is difficult to know what their likes are. Many people are shy about sex and discussing what they want sexually and it takes time for them to explore fully their fantasies. I have had clients who have been literally shaking with nerves on their first visit and unsure about being touched who several visits down the line have my pants down and their tongue up my arse as soon as they walk through the door. Not that I am complaining about that. The dirtier the better is my policy because shy boys get no cock. 

But back to discussing arseholes and the joy of rimming. I have discussed this topic before but a recent visit from a client has stuck in my mind because it was especially erotic and I was very submissive and both of us enjoyed the session enormously.

The client was the typical married guy with a nice average body, shaved head and a nice, slightly bigger than average cock with a good set of low hanging balls, which is one of my personal kinks. After the shower he jumped onto the massage table and I began as usual with spreading hot oil on his back and then rubbing it down over his buttocks and sliding my hand and then my fingers down the crease of his arse where I began to stroke and tease his arsehole. It was only seconds before his arse was in the air and I was able to stroke and handle his heavy balls, pulling on them gently with my left hand while stroking his puckered anus with my right. He has one of those arseholes that is round and puckered with a slightly raised rim forming a ring which defines the orifice inviting you to stroke and to literally get your lips around so that you can suck and tease it.  As I stroked his anus I saw his tight sphincter muscle contract and retract, almost speaking to me, inviting my tongue to play. Not being shy I was soon licking from his balls up to his arsehole, running my tongue around the puckered ring and then back down to his balls. His cock of course was now rigid and putting my hand between his legs, as he was now on his knees on the massage table, his arse in my face, I began to stroke  his rock hard member with warm oil, and what a view I enjoyed. I remember vividly him kneeling on the massage couch, his muscular arse-cheeks spread, his puckered arsehole covered in my spittle and his heavy balls swinging low as I stroked his hard cock which dribbled pre-cum in a long sticky stream. Fuck, it was one horny vision. I had been licking his arsehole and stroking his cock for abut five minutes when I heard him moan for me to stop as he was going to shoot his spunk and it was too soon. Reluctantly I stopped stroking his cock and eating his arse and taking a breath I suggested we move through to the bedroom, although as he dropped off the massage table I could not resist falling to my knees and devouring his thick cock, taking it deep into my throat. I can still taste the delicious sticky pre-cum, thick and glutinous on my tongue, as he told me to "suck his dirty cock, to fucking swallow his fucking cock", I sucked with pleasure as he spoke dirty. Dirty talk always turns me on and I wish some of my clients were more vocal in telling me what they wanted in no uncertain terms.

Once in the bedroom he fell onto his back on the bed and I indicated that he bring his arse near the edge of the bed and that he spread his legs, his feet on the bed, but knees up, so that I had full access to his arsehole, balls and cock. One my knees I began to slurp my wet tongue around his heavy balls which hung, almost covering his hole. Sucking both his balls into my mouth I pulled on them gently, stretching his ball sack while I stroked his fat cock with my right hand. I heard him moan as I carried on sucking those heavy balls and pulling his loose ball sack gently while I wanked him. I was forced eventually to release his balls from my mouth so that I could breathe. As his his balls slipped from my mouth wet and sticky with saliva I saw his face red with lust and excitement and he whispered that he had to come and he panted the immoral demand, "stick your fucking tongue up my arse" which of course I did without hesitation, slipping my tongue into his puckered little hole while stroking his cock, I wanted however to suck his cock again hoping to feel his spunk explode in my mouth, one of my favourite sensations, so I slipped his cock into my mouth, swallowing his length down the back of my throat  but all I heard was his demand for me to tongue his arsehole, so, always happy to oblige I returned to sucking and licking and tongue fucking his tight bum hole while he wanked his own cock, moaning obscenely that I stick my tongue further up his shithole, further up you dirty fuck, and then suddenly a loud moan escaped his lips and he shouted "lick my arsehole, lick it," which I did continuously, hard, feeling his puckered ring spasm around my tongue as he unloaded two heavy balls full of hot sticky spunk, which shot over his belly and chest. As I felt him relax I could not help but slip his spunky knob into my mouth for a good clean. His spunk tasted hot, salty and delicious. Another very happy client I thought. 

Sadly I had been so busy pleasing him that I was left feeling horny and desperate for a wank. I resisted temptation however because i knew that I had another client that evening who enjoyed being fucked, so I thought I would save my load for his arse. 

This is a funny job. Some client's enjoy pleasing me as much as receiving pleasure. I am however very pleased to concentrate just on them if that is what they require or just how the appointment goes. lots of clients are happy with a massage and a hand or blow job at the end, other's want to experiment and try different things. Most know my fetish for being pissed on for example and I smile now when they arrive saying that they have drank three bottles of water to prepare because they know that a good piss shower just gets me in the mood. I promise that my next post will be about one of my hot piss encounters with a regular client.

Remember chaps that I also do quickies for £30 which have become popular again after months of no takers, I have had several quick blow job encounters for £30 which is me wanking or sucking you off, no massage or me getting naked. My wank line is also a huge success with regular clients who phone for a hot wank chat. £10 minimum booking with lots of ways to pay.

Call me on 07517 697569 for a personal appointment. £30, quickie. £60 for half an hour, £80 for 45 mins and £100 for the hour with other rates/times available which you will find on my massage site.

Happy wanking and I hope to hear from you soon,

Chris...