Wednesday 14 June 2023

JUNE UPDATE.

Dear readers,

I hope that you are all enjoying this lovely weather which I admit is far too hot for me. I am no sun worshipper and worse I have hurt my back. I somehow have managed to pull a muscle or something, so I am in agony every time I move, even walking is painful. I am forced therefore to take a couple of days off, As I write this I am resting my back against an ice block which is pure bliss. This is all very annoying because it has been a very busy month and I have had to turn people away, which I hate doing, especially if they are regular clients. But such is life.

No movement on the house yet, so for clients who are concerned that I am moving I can confirm that it looks like I will be here for at least another 3 months, so plenty of time to book an appointment and have a little fun. Remember that wank chat is still very popular and even when incapacitated, as now, I can still talk on the phone and of course you all know how dirty I can be.

Since my last scribble I have met a number of new clients who I think had a fun time and they all said that they would return, so hopefully they will become regulars. I also of course had visits from my established clients, including a second appointment from the male/female couple whom I wrote about in my last post. It was very nice to meet them again because couples rarely book twice, no idea why, I have always assumed it was because having tried something different, ie, a threesome, they move on to something else. This couple however seem to be very adventurous sexually and want to try different things, not just a threesome involving a couple of positions. So, if you are sitting comfortably, I will titillate you with a brief description of what was a very horny, dirty and satisfying appointment.

This time they were both wanting to get straight into the action and not bother with the massage, which was fine. While they showered I stripped naked and hopped onto the bed and stroked my cock until it was hard and ready for some oral. They both, naked, took turns sucking my cock before she decided she wanted to lick his arsehole while he continued sucking my cock. It was all quite delicious, but my regulars know how much I love rimming a clean arsehole and so it was not long before I suggested he sit on my face so that I could stick my tongue up his arse and enjoy licking his puckered hole and of course his balls which were dangling, inviting my mouth to gorge on the heavy, plump sack which I proceeded to lick and suck, each ball individually and then together. While I enjoyed playing with his balls she continued to suck my cock before changing to his so that he was getting his arse licked and cock sucked at the same time. He was obviously enjoying the sensation, perhaps a little too much because I heard him murmur to stop and that he wanted to be fucked. 

Laying on his back he lifted his legs to allow me a full view of his puckered hole and cock and balls. Pushing his legs back over his head I positioned myself so that I could slip my cock into his arse-ring and then proceeded to fuck him, slowly at first and then building the tempo to a hard fuck that went on for some time while she kissed him passionately. It was all extraordinarily decadent but perfect. 

After fucking his arse for a time he asked if I fancied anything that would perhaps make me come and so I said that a finger up my arse often did the trick. With no hesitation she obliged. It was quite delicious feeling her fingers stroke around my arsehole and then slip a finger into the tight puckered hole while I was fucking her man, The result of feeling her finger stretch my arsehole was that I was soon ready to come and did so quite suddenly, filling his arse as my cock jerked, ejaculating my spunk into the condom. I remember that I especially enjoyed the wonderful sensations of his arsehole gripping my cock as my orgasm receded and my cock slipped out of his arse. I am always very sensitive after I have come and so I stood and went to clean up while they decided what their next position should be which basically was her requesting some cock.

Quickly changing position, she now lay on her back, legs spread, a glass dildo inserted deep into her arsehole. I joined them again on the bed and noticed that her cunt was very wet. I remember stroking gently between her cunt lips and teasing her swollen clit as he slid his cock deep into her pussy. I was quite fascinated by her face which flushed scarlet as he fucked her, proving that she genuinely was excited by the situation as much as he was. It is so nice to see a couple enjoying themselves without any shame or embarrassment. 

As he fucked her with long, deep strokes, I fondled the cheeks of his arse and slipped my fingers between his arse-cheeks to tease his wet arsehole, slipping my finger in, so that he was being frigged while he fucked. She was very excited and asked to suck my cock, which she did while he fucked her furiously, sliding his cock in and out of her cunt. As she sucked my cock deep into her mouth I felt myself grow hard again and I suggested that he may like to try being fucked up the arse while he fucked her cunt, a suggestion he readily agreed with and so I positioned my self behind and as he pulled back I slipped my cock into his bum hole and a very peasant fuck commenced. I actually had very little work to do because as he fucked her cunt he also fucked his arsehole on my cock on the return motion. I smiled, thinking that he was being well and truly fucked this time, all he needed was a cock in his mouth and he would have been full up, as it were. After enjoying this magnificent menage a trois for a while he asked me to slip my cock out of his arse which I did and moving round I stroked her cunt and breasts while he fucked her furiously until he released a long sigh and slipping his cock out of her pussy he ejaculated over her belly and breasts. 

Another appointment had ended and I think they both had enjoyed themselves once again, On a text later that evening he asked if I had enjoyed the appointment, which I had and I suggested that since she liked a dildo up her arse while being fucked that she may enjoy double penetration, a cock in her cunt and another up her arsehole. He seemed quite excited by this suggestion so we shall see if they return to try that position. It could be fun which is what it is all about. I have also suggested that another speciality my couple clients have enjoyed in the past has been me licking her cunt and his cock and balls while they fuck. I am assured that it is very sensual and usually results in an orgasm by both parties. I remember once having a woman spray over my face as I was licking her cunt while he was fucking her arse. That was a few years ago and I believe that I have written about the appointment. Yes, I have had lots of interesting appointments over the years.

I sometimes sense a little jealously that some client think that I have this fantastic sex life and I suppose  in some respects I do, but it is worth remembering that receiving pleasure for my benefit is way down the list of priorities in this job and a job it is. Yes it is nice if I enjoy what I am doing with a client but ultimately all of my clients, like this couple, book me to be safe and discreet. I have to have the responsibility of being tested regularly and to check my clients for any signs of disease, and thankfully in over 20 years  have never caught anything. Most of my clients are married men and I would never knowingly put them at risk. Perhaps more important however is discretion and privacy. Like this couple, my clients come to me knowing that I would never contact them without permission, would never bother them for bookings or meet ups etc and neither would I ever disclose personal details on this blog or anything else. Clients pay for safety and privacy and discretion, knowing they can experiment, have a bit of fun and then walk away and resume their lives safe in the knowledge that I am invisible. This arrangement suits me as well because I expect the same discretion in return and so far nearly all of my clients have honoured that unwritten agreement.

So dear readers I hope that you find my latest adventure entertaining and satisfying and I hope to meet you sometime for an appointment or to share a wank chat. Call Chris on 07517 697569 to book a massage or wank chat. Have fun and play safe..