Dear clients and readers, I hope that you are all well and enjoying life as much as is possible during these fairly miserable times. I personally have good news in that I have sold my house and have had an offer accepted on a gorgeous little victorian farm cottage in rural Northumberland. Hopefully I will be moving in February, provided there are no more last minute hitches.
The bad news is that it is further north than I had hoped, being just north of Alnwick and I have decided to partially retire. From February, I will only be seeing regular clients and when they tire of me, then I also will be retiring. I have been around for nearly 22 years, which is a long time in this business. I have for the most part had a wonderful time, have met some wonderful guys and had very memorable sex. I have mostly very fond memories which will provide the stories for my future ramblings into erotica, because although I am retiring from erotic massage, I am going to concentrate in future on writing erotic novels. I know from this blog and the book that I have already published that there is a market for hardcore erotic writing. I am often asked when my next book is being published, (which should have been finished 2 years ago) but which has been delayed because of personal stuff going on and the decision to move house after 20 years, I hope when I move to finish the second book and the edit and get it published. My plan is to spend more time writing and really build up the readership with not just dirty stories on the blog but to write books with a good story line that also have really good dirty sex bits. I once read that good written porn should have 2 good scenes to wank over per chapter, which seems fair enough. I know that I personally find most erotic novels just dull with pathetic story lines and sex senes that describe "his rampant manhood entered his secret orifice making her/him moan in pleasure," just dull, making me yawn in boredom rather than hard with lust. If I want to read about sex then I want dirty, raunchy scenes, not a Mills and Boon deflowering of innocent virgins scenario that granny could read on the bus without blushing. NO, not my style at all. The odd thing is that I am actually a bit prudish regarding sex scenes in ordinary novels where I like a good story, a bit of adventure and find love interests and scenes just a tad boring. We are all I suppose full of contradictions. I doubt if my married men would think about asking their wives to rim their arseholes or if they could piss in their mouths, all thing they enjoy when they visit me. No, they are all upstanding members of the community, wink, wink....
So dear clients this December and January may in some cases be my last chance to entertain you, which is sad, but nothing lasts forever sadly.
My little story today involves a recent encounter with a semi-regular guy who really likes his encounters short and dirty. As usual the session began with a warm oil massage, my hands sneaking between the cheeks of his tight buttocks so that my fingers stroked his puckered arsehole. I heard him moan as my fingers began to probe and stroke deeper around his anus and then down to his heavy dangling balls so that it was not long before he had raised himself so that I could hold his balls in my hand and pull on them gently before slipping my hand between his legs where I was able to take his thick shaft in my fist. Slippery with warm oil I began to slowly wank his cock, giving especial attention to his knob end which I stroked with my fingers, the warm oil mixing with the pre-cum secretions which oozed from the tip of his knob. My firm but gently massage of his cock was making him moan louder with each long stroke. I was rock hard myself by this stage and could not resist getting my face between his arse cheeks where I began sucking and licking his raised puckered arse-ring. I could feel his anus clench and unclench as I rimmed his round man-hole, making it receptive to my probing tongue as I continued to stroke his throbbing cock. He was soon on his knees and presented his thick knob end, dribbling with pre-cum to my mouth. Being the horny whore I am I enjoyed licking gently the encouraged head and playing with the strings of pre-cum that fell in silken strings from the eye of his knob. I was moaning myself with lust and taking his whole cock deep into my throat so far I choked and gagged as his knob stroked my tonsils. I was just so fucking horny that I wanted to swallow his whole fucking cock which he now thrust in and out of my mouth, giving me a good hard face fucking while I pulled on his balls and stoked his arsehole. This must have gone on for some 10 minutes until he pulled away murmuring that he was going to shoot his load too soon. Reluctantly I allowed his cock to escape my mouth, although as he slipped off the massage table I could not resist a quick lick around his arsehole as he bent across the massage table.
Eventually we moved through to the bedroom and I knelt on the bed, head down and arse up ready for a good spanking. He obliged with a few hard slaps on my arse cheeks, but he was soon stroking my arsehole with his fingers which he had spat on to provide lubricant to frig my arsehole. He then sank to his knees and began to lick my tight shit hole, pushing his tongue inside and then down to my balls and back to my arsehole. I was so excited and horny and when he stood and began rubbing his moist knob end against my hole, gently teasing my arsehole to open a little, I was in porn heaven. He played with me, rubbing his knob around the puckered hole, entering just a little. I so wanted to be fucked but I am so tight I can't take a cock and so I reluctantly rolled onto my back and he lay over me, inserting his cock into my mouth while he slipped my cock into his and so a delicious 69 ran its course for some ten minute of mutual ball sucking and cock sucking and his fingers slipping into my arsehole. I was by this time so horny that I just wanted to stick my tongue up his arsehole. I told him and he obliged by sitting on my face and then ramming his cock down my throat and then again presenting his arsehole to my tongue and so he alternated between face fucking me and making me lick his arsehole until, while I had my tongue wriggling inside his tight shit-hole I heard him grunt and murmur, fuck and as his arse-ring contracted on my tongue he squirted his creamy load of spunk over my chest. I felt the hot spunk splatter over my tits as I stroked my own cock to completion and ejaculated my sperm over my belly. I lay exhausted, covered in hot salty spunk. I was very happy, as was he, judging by the smile on his face. I shall miss these encounters when I retire.
I hope that you have enjoyed this memory of an encounter that I had last week and that you have had a nice wank, which is what it is all about, having fun. I hope to see as many of my regulars as are able to make time for an appointment over the Christmas/New Year period. For those that can't please remember that you can book a dirty chat for £1 per minute (minimum £10) with minutes unused carried over to subsequent appointments. Call Chris on 07517 697569 to make appointments for a massage or a dirty chat.
Regards your dirty masseur with a mind like the proverbial sewer, which is how you like it.
Chris..
