Wednesday 20 September 2023

SEPTEMBER UPDATE and EROTIC FUN.

 Dear readers, I hope that all is well and that this change in the weather has not left everyone too depressed I also hope that everyone had a nice little holiday and that you are ready for some dirty massage fun. August and thus far September, have been surprisingly busy with lots of new clients and of course the old familiar faces despite the school holidays etc. I say faces, although I do spend more time with my tongue up clients arseholes and therefore admit that actual faces are often a mystery, if you get my meaning. I know, I am a slut but a happy one and would my clients want me any other way. Be honest?

I have nothing to report on the moving front although I have seen a house that I do rather like, not ideal, but nice and in a quiet spot in a northumberland village, so I may pursue this and will keep everyone informed regarding my moving house and whither I decide to carry on working. The latter is all up in the air. Sometimes I think its time to retire, but then clients ask me to carry on, so we will see how I feel when I move.

So many dirty sex stories to tell you but I shall recall briefly my meeting with two new clients and one with one of my favourite regulars.

I was very pleased to meet one new client from Yorkshire who is a big fan of my blog, so if you are reading this then I hope you have a nice wank and remember my licking your tight little puckered hole. This guy really liked getting his arsehole licked out and moaned appreciatively as my tongue sneaked past the tight sphincter ring into his tight passage, teasing his arsehole while I stroked his fat cock which dribble pre--cum as I fucked his arse with my tongue. He also enjoyed rimming by puckered ring and claimed it was his first time touching another guys cock and balls and rimming another mans arsehole. If it was he did well. His tongue was enthusiastic and moist as he licked from my balls up to and around my puckered hole. I am nursing a hard-on now as I type. he also pissed on me, which again was a first for him and as you all know, being pissed on is such a kink for me. He seemed to enjoy his hour and said that he would return soon, so I look forward to seeing him again in the near future.

Another new client was a young man soon to be married who again is a big fan of this blog. My apologies when I saw him, because I was not on top form and I had developed some eczema on my balls so they were a bit rough and crinkled rather than soft and dangling which is how balls should be. One of those things sadly which only lasted two days and was gone. I hope my balls not being in full working order did not put him off. He seemed to enjoy the encounter however and after my rimming his tight little hole he set abut licking my shit hole with abandon, slipping his tongue around the puckered circle and dating his tongue inside as I knelt on the bed, arsehole in the air and ready for assault. He then rubbed his fat knob- end up and down my arse crack and teased my hole, which I really enjoy. I love a hard knob-end just pressing against the arse-ring, opening it slightly without pushing in. A truly delicious sensation if you have never tried it. Our dirty £80 session went very well and ended with my kneeling over his face and squirting my hot spunk over his lips and tongue. Something very dirty about spunking on a younger guys face, it makes you feel like a really old pervert, especially if you wash it off with piss. I do not usually like young guys especially ( the guy was probably in his late 20s) but this one had that look of innocent waiting to be debauched, so why not me. I wonder if his future wife is aware of what a dirty sex life she is going to enjoy?

My final memory involves my sexy daddy type who just loves me rimming his arsehole. He has the almost perfect hard rounded cheeks that spread to reveal a circle of wrinkled delight that winks at you as you massage it and then lick it. On this occasion he had drank lots of water and so treated me to a long piss session. 

He was hard from my initial rimming before he told me that he was ready to piss. His thick cock remained hard as I then licked and sucked the moist knob as I knelt before him. He suddenly started pissing into my mouth like a horse, as I sucked his horse cock deep down my throat before withdrawing it almost out of my mouth and then inserting it deep down my throat once more. His hot piss quickly filled my mouth and I admit I had no option but to swallow, indeed I wish he had told me to swallow his dirty piss, I was so turned on by the sensation of this man using my mouth as his toilet. He must have filled my mouth five or six times, as I allowed the hot piss to escape and dribble down my chin and onto my chest and then dribble down onto my cock which was of course hard and so near ejaculating. 

When he had finished his piss his cock, still rock hard, slipped from my mouth. I observed the few last dribbled jets of piss and sucked his cock hard to catch the last dribbled of piss and pre-cum. He then made me stand and he french kissed me, obviously enjoying sucking my tongue and tasting his own piss. We then moved through to the bedroom and I knelt on the bed and presented my arse for his pleasure. He rubbed his hard cock shaft up and down my arse crack and pushed against my arsehole with is knob-end which quivered in anticipation of being stretched and filled . I so wanted to be fucked, but all I can take now is a finger, which he soon obliged me with. Eventually I lay on the bed and he sat on my face allowing me once gain to lick his arsehole before he leaned forward and began to suck on my cock which I was wanking furiously. He then kelt over my face and inserted his cock into my mouth and began to fuck me deep in my throat. Honestly, his cock is the perfect fit. It slides down my throat, filling it with perfection. 

While he face fucked me I was wanking furiously with one hand while stroking his arsehole with my other. He asked me to finger his arse as I sucked on his cock. I obliged with first one finger and then two as he fucked me forcefully in my throat and then I felt his arsehole grip my two fingers which were deep inside him and as his anus contracted repeatedly so dd his cock which jerked in spasms as he shot jet after jet of hot creamy spunk straight down my throat and I swallowed without tasting. I am normally not submissive but with the right client I most certainly am. OH, and he never took his cock out of my mouth until I had wanked myself off. Seriously it is had to explain the pleasure of sucking a hard cock dry while wanking yourself off. I was in perfect heaven and I am sure that he enjoyed himself and I hope he is equally as horny next time he visits.

So der perverts. I hope that you have enjoyed my memoirs and had a very satisfying wank. I look forward to seeing you and remember that I do dirty sex chat at £1 a minute, minimum payment £10 and you can carry unused minutes over. lots of ways to pay. Just call Chris on 07517 697569 to book an appointment or sex chat. Take care and remember that shy boys have no dirty cock and arse fun. On my next post I will tell you all about an encounter with a female client. I rarely get single female clients, so this is a special which I hope you will enjoy next time.

Take care.

Chris

07517 697569