Monday, 5 January 2015

MORE AVAILABILITY

At last I am pleased to announce that I have more availability. I am going to be around the house for the next few weeks, so if you fancy a dirty massage experience please call : 07517 697569 to make an appointment.

Anyone who reads this blog knows that being shy will not get you rimmed, sucked and fucked, or, for the adventurous, the chance to piss on a real lover of water sports, (thats not the kind that involves sailing, scuba diving or swimming). 

I am also a trained masseur, for those clients who prefer a long, deep, massage using warm oils with a happy ending in discreet, luxury, surroundings, then I am definitely recommended.
Obviously all gentlemen are welcome. The vast majority of my clients are married gentlemen and many are looking for a first time experience, so don't think that you have to be adventurous if you do not want to be, or are simply nervous. The massage experience is very relaxed and very laid back.
I am also happy to see couples. M/M or M/F. I also see females looking for a sensual massage experience, although I prefer women to be with partners. 

MY NEW RATES ARE:

£50 FOR HALF HOUR, 

£65 FOR 45 MINUTES, 

£80 FOR AN HOUR.  

I ALSO OFFER A QUICKEE SERVICE WHICH IS £30 FOR A WANK OR ORAL SEX.  THESE ARE QUICK APPOINTMENTS FOR GUYS WANTING A BIT OF FUN DURING THEIR LUNCH HOUR, OR WANTING TO BREAK THEIR BUSINESS TRIPS. REMEMBER I AM JUST SECONDS OFF THE A1.

PLEASE NOTE THAT I ALSO DO LOCAL (NEWCASTLE AREA ONLY) OUTCALL TO HOTELS OR HOMES FOR AN ADDITIONAL £10 ON NORMAL RATES.
I DO NOT DO QUICKEE APPOINTMENTS OUT CALL.

THE PRICES ABOVE ARE INCLUSIVE PRICES, BUT OF COURSE TIPS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME AND OFTEN GIVEN BY THOSE WHO HAVE ENJOYED THE SERVICE.

I also offer a domination service for those who like to spanked or caned. 
Please call for details. I

f you fancy just a phone wank please call my dedicated 

WANK LINE 07053 509694 

Please note that anyone expecting to get a free wank by calling the massage line will be rejected, so please don't bother even trying. The dedicated wank line is not expensive and you can be as dirty as your imagination allows you.


I think you will agree that I cover almost all your possible erotic/fantasy requirements, but briefly what I don't offer are the following:

I do not cross dress.

I do not have leather or rubber.

I only do rimming/fingering (which I really enjoy) if you have showered in the studio before beginning the appointment. Cleanliness is essential for my health and for yours.

Please note, I am not a gay scene skinny twink. I am a mature male, good looking, with a goatee beard and I have been told a nice body. I am straight looking/acting. If you want an effeminate boyish sort, I am definitely not your type.

Hope to see you soon.

Chris xxx








Thursday, 1 January 2015

MY KINKY CHRISTMAS GUY.

I promised that I would recall one of the best pre christmas appointments.  A couple of days before Christmas Eve A new client booked an appointment. I was I admit a little tired so was not feeling especially horny. I was in truth not looking forward to the appointment. That all changed when I opened the door to a hunky bearded guy. You know that feeling you get when you guess that you you are in the company of a possible pervert, in the nicest way of course. I was not to be disappointed.

As usual we began on the massage table. He was a chunky guy in the nicest way. I don't mean fat, or over muscle bound, just thick set, with a very defined bubble butt that was a pure joy to massage. You know how dirty minded I am, so how could I resist not letting my fingers delve down between his arse cheeks so that I was able to stroke his pouting arsehole rim. I knew that I just had to get  my tongue in there and as you may have guessed it was not long before my tongue was stroking around the rim of his arsehole and licking down between his legs toward his balls.

My own cock was now rock hard and as I bent over to get my tongue wedged further up his now twitching arsehole he slipped a finger into mine. I was so fucking horny that I began to fuck myself on his finger, all the time licking deep and deeper into his arsehole. He was getting very excited and pushed himself onto his knees which allowed me to grab his thick cock which I began to wank up and down, all the time continuing to lick around his puckered hole before running my tongue down to his big gorgeous heavy hairless balls, just the kind that I like to suck into my mouth and roll around with my tongue. I whispered, reluctantly dropping his balls from my mouth, "do you want to go into the bedroom?" He nodded in agreement.

As he dropped down from the massage table I got a full birds-eye view of his arsehole and balls dangling, wet with my saliva. I could not resist dropping onto my knees and as he still had one leg on the massage table I now had total access to his balls and round, moist, puckered anus. I began to pull gently on his balls while I again sucked on and licked around his arsehole-rim. I didn't know exactly if I wanted to fuck him or if I wanted something special. What can I say other than that great dirty minds think alike. He turned around, presenting his thick dribbling erection which I slipped into my mouth and I began to deep throat, taking his thick, juicy knob deep into my throat so that I nearly choked, but I didn't care. After several strokes down my throat I pulled his cock out and ran my tongue around his swollen glands, "piss on me then" I whispered. He smiled a wicked smile and began to concentrate. It is not easy pissing when you are rock hard, few guys can do it. All I can say is that this chap managed it beautifully as he released a jet of clear salty piss which arced out of his piss hole and over my face and yes into my mouth. I could not resist the temptation and slipped his still hard and pissing cock into my mouth, yummy, the feeling of hot piss filling your mouth as you suck on a thick cock is like nothing else. If you have never had the pleasure then you really have not lived. I could feel his cock grow even harder and withdrawing his cock it was obvious that even he was now too excited to carry on pissing. I however, had to have more cock and once more took his cock deep into my mouth and encouraged him to face fuck me quite roughly, yet also gently. His cock began to twitch in my mouth so that i thought he was a bout to spurt. Instead he indicated that I stand and turn so that he could bend me over, exposing my arsehole. He rubbed his wet knob end against my hole, teasing me so that I wanted to be fucked, but instead of inserting his cock he began to finger me, using two fingers, stretching my tight hole. I was now in total sex heaven and I needed some hot salty spunk in my mouth.

I pulled away and again went down onto my knees and grabbing his cock began to roll my tongue around his knob end while wanking his thick shaft. It was not long before I was rewarded with jet after jet of hot salty spunk shooting from his jerking cock straight into my mouth, onto my tongue, over my face, over my chin so that I was covered with his creamy gooey spunk.

I love dirty minded guys who really let themselves go and this guy was one such guy. I still felt tired but I admit that I had a wank after he let. Well to be honest wouldn't you.

Chris xx