Monday 5 January 2015

MORE AVAILABILITY

At last I am pleased to announce that I have more availability. I am going to be around the house for the next few weeks, so if you fancy a dirty massage experience please call : 07517 697569 to make an appointment.

Anyone who reads this blog knows that being shy will not get you rimmed, sucked and fucked, or, for the adventurous, the chance to piss on a real lover of water sports, (thats not the kind that involves sailing, scuba diving or swimming). 

I am also a trained masseur, for those clients who prefer a long, deep, massage using warm oils with a happy ending in discreet, luxury, surroundings, then I am definitely recommended.
Obviously all gentlemen are welcome. The vast majority of my clients are married gentlemen and many are looking for a first time experience, so don't think that you have to be adventurous if you do not want to be, or are simply nervous. The massage experience is very relaxed and very laid back.
I am also happy to see couples. M/M or M/F. I also see females looking for a sensual massage experience, although I prefer women to be with partners. 

MY NEW RATES ARE:

£50 FOR HALF HOUR, 

£65 FOR 45 MINUTES, 

£80 FOR AN HOUR.  

I ALSO OFFER A QUICKEE SERVICE WHICH IS £30 FOR A WANK OR ORAL SEX.  THESE ARE QUICK APPOINTMENTS FOR GUYS WANTING A BIT OF FUN DURING THEIR LUNCH HOUR, OR WANTING TO BREAK THEIR BUSINESS TRIPS. REMEMBER I AM JUST SECONDS OFF THE A1.

PLEASE NOTE THAT I ALSO DO LOCAL (NEWCASTLE AREA ONLY) OUTCALL TO HOTELS OR HOMES FOR AN ADDITIONAL £10 ON NORMAL RATES.
I DO NOT DO QUICKEE APPOINTMENTS OUT CALL.

THE PRICES ABOVE ARE INCLUSIVE PRICES, BUT OF COURSE TIPS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME AND OFTEN GIVEN BY THOSE WHO HAVE ENJOYED THE SERVICE.

I also offer a domination service for those who like to spanked or caned. 
Please call for details. I

f you fancy just a phone wank please call my dedicated 

WANK LINE 07053 509694 

Please note that anyone expecting to get a free wank by calling the massage line will be rejected, so please don't bother even trying. The dedicated wank line is not expensive and you can be as dirty as your imagination allows you.


I think you will agree that I cover almost all your possible erotic/fantasy requirements, but briefly what I don't offer are the following:

I do not cross dress.

I do not have leather or rubber.

I only do rimming/fingering (which I really enjoy) if you have showered in the studio before beginning the appointment. Cleanliness is essential for my health and for yours.

Please note, I am not a gay scene skinny twink. I am a mature male, good looking, with a goatee beard and I have been told a nice body. I am straight looking/acting. If you want an effeminate boyish sort, I am definitely not your type.

Hope to see you soon.

Chris xxx








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