Friday, 20 August 2021

DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLK...so they say

 We are into holiday season, always a quiet time as my married men take their families on holiday.  So I thought I would write a little something about my work and perhaps answer the constantly asked question, which is "how do I keep an erection and stay interested, after seeing two or three clients in a day. The answer is that each client is different and want different things. 

The majority of my clients for example, do not want full participatory sex, so there is no reason for me to ejaculate. The majority of clients simply want a nice intimate massage and a hand job or blow job at the end. The guys who do do want full sex, that is to move into the bedroom and perhaps get fucked, ( or whatever) usually come quite quickly, whereas I, I think because of doing this job for nearly 20 years, can often take a while to reach orgasm. 

Once a man has reached orgasm he usually loses interest. Nothing wrong with that, it is how it is for most men. I however, am a little different, in that I can keep going after coming. But then for me sex is a job and I think my mental attitude to the job has changed my sexual appetite and attitude. Also, like most guys, I like particular things done to me which will bring me to orgasm. Regular clients, who enjoy more than a massage finishing with a wank, have learned what makes me excited, what makes me orgasm, as I have learned what makes them horny. This is why I especially like regular clients because not only does the sex becomes more intimate (without the relationship) as we explore our personal likes and dislikes. Also, as you get to know a client, nerves and trust become less of an issue, which allows for easier conversations and greater honesty about what both client and sex worker like. I also, like most men, have appointments when for no obvious reason I cannot get hard. Sometimes when I feel the most horny this happens. Some clients are disappointed if I do not get hared or come on demand. They seem to forget that I am not a machine and like them, sometimes I fail to get hard for no particular reason. I also have clients who cannot get an erection and get upset. I explain that every cock has a life of its own, becoming erect at inappropriate moments yet staying limp when you really want to be hard and erect. We are none of us machines and the more you worry about your erection, the less likely it is going to happen. Just relax and enjoy. Sex is fun, not a competition.

Many of my clients want to explore their sexuality and try different experiences. Most of my clients are married men and I think happily married, but they tell me that sex at home has become routine, or none-existent, and of course they wanted to try sex with a man. Many however are terrified of becoming gay or they think they are now bi-sexual. I tell them that all sexual lust and desire is normal. In the classical world men, I remind them, had wives ,but also saw prostitutes and thought nothing of fucking their slave boys or whomever was available. No guilt, that came with monotheism. 

In conversation I have agreed with clients that good marriage/relationships are not built on good sex but on good friendship and on trust. I know some argue that the husband seeing me is cheating on his/her partner and she ( or he) cannot be trusted. I argue however that seeing me is little better than having a wank. I provide a service, I do not demand chocolates or flowers (although chocolates are always welcome, lol, ) or commitment, simply a fair price for my time. If a man (or woman) wants to explore sex he will do so regardless, often hooking up on some app or having an affair. Both of these options carry risks because they easily lead to relationships and relationships break up marriages. With me, you pay and you leave, you have fun, without the worry. 

Being a sex worker is often a little like being a councillor and sex instructor. With younger men for example, I often give advice on how to look for diseases and how to prepare for anal sex. So many do not think that you have to clean yourself with a douche if you are to enjoy anal sex without erm ,some brown, erm ,stuff, if you know what I mean. Its not hard to douche and a little preparation means clean and enjoyable sex. With anal, (and most men want to try it), having watched porn, men think its easy and immediately enjoyable. It is not. learning to relax your anal muscle is a technique which needs practice. One attempt at anal will not make you an expert because it will probably hurt until you accustom yourself to having something large inserted in your bottom. Some men with practice absolutely love anal sex, love having their prostate stroked and yes, it does give you a tremendous orgasm. Some however do not like being fucked and prefer being fingered or rimmed. I personally prefer the latter. sex is all about discovering your personal preferences.

Sex with a sex worker should be an opportunity to explore and discover your own body and of course the body of your partner. It should be an opportunity to try new things and perhaps push your boundaries safely and without judgement. The best sex for me is when the client explores and pleases my body as much as I do theirs. Alternatively, if the client does not want to touch me, (and that is fine,) he or she should simply lie bak and allow me to take them to sexual nirvana. My only ask, if this is the case, is that you are not silent. My pet hate is clients who never say a word and if he/she is lying face down on the massage table it is impossible to know if I am touching them correctly or if they are enjoying what I am doing. Seriously, if I have to keep asking if this is okay or is that okay, it is soul destroying. I know some clients are very nervous, but a little moan or a, "that is nice," helps your masseur know they are doing the job correctly.


So to end, I hope everyone is enjoying their break and if you are around I am available most days from 10 am until 8pm, but please telephone by 6pm if you are wanting an 8pm appointment. During lockdown I took the decision to restrict my availability for a couple of reasons. After 20 years in the business I decided that I no longer wanted to see new clients late at night. Many late night clients have been out drinking or on drugs and to be honest I do not need that hassle. I also think that I deserve to be able to rest in the evenings, put my feet up and enjoy a glass of wine and watch some television or see friends without worrying about appointments. I will still see regular clients later in the evening of course if they book by 6pm because I know they will turn up and be respectful. Also remember that even if you are on holiday abroad I am still available for wank chat, which is growing in popularity, much to my surprise. I think people reading the blog know that I love to be dirty and even if they are in London, Madrid or New York, they can give me a discreet call and for £10 (minimum charge) have a ten minute truly dirty wank. 


Telephone 07517 697569 to book an appointment or a telephone wank. Various options to pay by card ( for wank chat) or cash for massage appointments. I can also take card for massage, but please tell me in advance if you want to pay by card.


Stay horny and happy:

Chris

Sunday, 1 August 2021

THERE IS AN ART TO RIMMING.

 My favourite sexual act after being pissed on is being rimmed and rimming a nice clean arsehole. I was lucky enough to meet two excellent rimer's this past week and feel I must share the experience. The first was by a submissive slave who wanted to worship my arse and of course the puckered little hole. He began by being my naughty little dog who insisted on sniffing my arse through my white pants, pushing his nose deep into my arse crack, sniffing to make sure I was his master. It as not long, after I had given him a hard spanking, that he sneaked up behind while I was kneeling on the bed trying to read a dirty magazine and he pulling my pants down and stuffed his nose deep into my crack to sniff my exposed puckered arsehole. I naturally told him he was a very bad dog, but he was soon using his tongue in hard strokes to lick from my balls up and around my arsehole, really firm tongue strokes that had my cock stiff and dripping. I told hm that if he was going to lick my dirty arse he had better clean it properly, which he proceeded to do, pulling my cheeks apart and again with hard strokes of his tongue licked up and down over my arsehole, before pushing his tongue deep inside the puckered ring which had me moaning my appreciation. I had to stop him otherwise I would have squirted too soon. I told him again that he was very bad and had to have his arse spanked, which I did. He kept playing with his cock, so I pulled his balls and told him to stop playing with himself and lie on his back. I then straddled him and told him to stick his tongue deep inside my man cunt and I would reward him with his masters cream, shot straight into his mouth. Some guys just stick their tongue in your arse and kind of fuck your anus with their tongues, which is nice, but this guy stuck his tongue in and did a kind of circular motion while inside. The sensations that this tongue action caused was unbelievable  and it was not long before I shot my load deep into his mouth. As a reward for his tongue action, I kindly allowed him to wank himself over my arsehole and then, being a good dog, he naturally cleaned the mess he had made jerking his spunk over my puckered-hole, by licking it clean. If you have never had a slave lick spunk off your arsehole, then you are missing one of life's sweetest experiences.

My next rimming experience last week was with a first timer who wanted to lick a mans arse. I was naturally happy to help. Kneeling on the bed, head down, legs spread and arse in the air, I allowed him a good look at my exposed arsehole. It was not long before he was down on his knees and using his tongue, gently licking the puckered-hole, at first tentatively, but soon becoming bolder until he was pulling my arse cheeks apart and had his head buried between my arse-cheeks, licking my puckered-cunt like an old professional. He went for the tongue fucking motion, slipping his tongue inside the ring and out again, flicking his tongue in and out like a serpent. The sensation was delicious, especially when he reached between my legs and pulled gently on my balls while he tongued my bum-hole. He then stopped playing with my balls and began to stroke my cock, nearly bringing me to orgasm,  The sensation of being wanked and rimmed at the same time was sensational. It was so good that so that I soon had to stop him. He had mentioned that he wanted to be fucked and I of course wanted to oblige. We therefore finished ten minutes later with him on his back, his feet around my ears and my cock sliding in and out of his virgin arsehole After a few hard deep strokes of my cock he shot his load over his belly and chest. He left a very happy chap, and no longer a virgin to either arse licking or having a cock inserted in his rectum. 

I pride myself on my rimming and as my clients will confirm, few massages end without my tongue being inserted in a nice clean and tight arse. 

I hope that this coming week is as busy as last week and that my clients are as adventurous. I love my job, performing rimming on my clients especially, but when my clients please me, it makes the appointment extra special and more memorable, I hope.


Saturday, 31 July 2021

QUICK UPDATE and General Stuff.

 THANKFULLY things seem to be at last getting back to normal with last week being as busy as any time in the last 17 years, so no complaints from me but hopefully lots of satisfied customers. I am also pleased to say a few new clients obviously from the new website, which people seem to enjoy and find easier to navigate.

I am pleased to say that my phone-wank service is very popular and I have a growing clientele who enjoy the service. You can pay easily by either PayPal or Amazon gift card or a phone top up voucher, whichever is easiest. You can discuss any topic but no underage stuff please and be as dirty as you want, no hold barred as they say. If you read my blog you will know that I like my sex dirty and raw and fun.

My apologies however with the continued delay in publishing my new erotic book. Unfortunately a sick relative has taken up all of my free time and I am way behind not just with writing but with other domestic and personal stuff. I am hoping to get back to normal on the domestic front soon. 

Please not that I do not answer withheld numbers or FB face time calls. I offer a very discreet service to my clientele of mostly married men and just as I am discreet with my clients, so I expect my clients to be discreet with myself and to respect my privacy and safety. I have no idea who you are when you call from a withheld number and since you are coming to my home I need to have some form of identification. I never call or text clients unless they have given permission to do so. I have been in this business for 17 years and my regular clients know that they can trust me to be discreet, and trust is very important both ways.

CONDOMS.  Safety is paramount obviously and I am happy to say that I have never caught anything doing this work and I consider hygiene with myself and my clients very important. Provided you are clean and show no signs of potential risk I do oral and rimming without condom. This is because I personally hate the taste and I like to enjoy my work and sucking a condom is just yuk. I very occasionally meet a client who is obsessed with condom use on everything, which is fine, but I refuse to do oral or rimming, so provided the client is happy with that, then its OK. If a client is unclean or I judge them a risk, then, with or without condom, I refuse oral  or rimming. Fucking is always with a condom and I use a condom for deep anal fingering, also on toys etc. I try to make the experience as natural and as much fun as possible for my clients. I am regularly checked to ensure I am free from pestilence and plague :} As regular readers of the blog should know I do not get fucked but enjoy being rimmed, fingered and having a cock rubbed against my arsehole ( to completion if you want). I know that I am providing a service to pleasure you, but when a client pays attention to me then it makes the appointment extra special. A couple of days ago ago I met a client who rimmed my arsehole to perfection, probing his tongue in deep and getting me hard and wet. I later fucked him causing him to shoot his load all over his stomach. He spunked loads of cream, a never ending fountain of creamy spunk. A pure joy to watch. I will write this tale up in more detail for your amusement.

Thats about all for now. Hope to see you soon, piss guys especially welcome as always, but everyone who fancies a nice hot oil massage with a happy ending, wither that be just a wank, oral or you want to be more adventurous, its really is up to you. Rates are:


MASSAGE/FUN

£60 for half hour

£80 for 45 minutes

£100 for 60 minutes

£150 for 90 minutes


Phone-wank :

Min £10

Extra minutes carries if you do not use them. So buy £20 minutes, use 10 minutes for your first wank and carry the remaining £10 over for a second ten minute wank at a future date.


Take care and hope to see you all soon. Remember to save that spunk for your visit and no wasting it. 


Chris.



Thursday, 20 May 2021

NEW WEBSITE LIVE.

 I am pleased to announce that my new website is now live. I am going to get some more new photographs done and some erotic drawing to add to the site over the next couple of weeks. My new short story will be available in the next couple of days and an excerpt will appear on the blog with links to the kindle shop for you to treat yourself to a dirty story for 99p which you can download onto your phone, computer or kindle depending on what you prefer. I know porn is easily accessible these days but there is something about written erotica which will never go out of fashion, besides, you can read a bit of dirt discreetly on the train but that is not so easy if its hardcore porn video. 

My favourite erotica is the victorian stuff like The Pearl or The Romance Of Lust, which if you have not read; is a must. They are also available on kindle. They cater for every taste and are certainly not your Mills and Boon type erotica which describe "His raging manhood" when what you really want to read when you want a quick wank is a good dirty description of fucking LOL  Well, that is the pornographic literature I am famous for, and I write in tribute to the anonymous erotica from the not so prudish reign of good old Queen Victoria.


Below is the link to my new website. Enjoy.

Newcastle Gay Massage

Wednesday, 19 May 2021

A NEW WEBSITE.

 I am currently working of revamping my website which will be published very soon, within the next couple of days. I thought that after lockdown it was time for a revamp. It is easier to negotiate, with a few new photos and links to the blog and to my kindle sales page for my book and short stories.

I am still working on my second book, another erotic blue classic for my fans to wank over, but I am also going to start writing short novellas, stories really, which will be available for download for 99p, which is a bargain I am sure you will agree. Each short story will include enough filth for at least two wank's... promise....

I am so pleased that lockdown is coming to an end. Clients are returning and business is slowly getting back to normal. In the meantime all precautions are bing taken, clean towels and all surfaces disinfected between clients. I am pleased to say that I have now had both my Covid-19 inoculations and I also had a recent health check. So raring to go and service those hard cocks waiting for a good massage.


If anyone has any ideas regarding scenarios for stories they would like to read please let me know. I have had a very sexually frustrating year with little cock, so I'm very horny and ready for some fun, in person or through fantasy writing. 

I realised recently that I have been in this business for nearly 19 years. I am now officially an old pro as they say. I have had lots of fun over the years and met some lovely gentlemen who have I hope enjoyed the service I offer. I do love my married men. Most are courteous and dirty minded, just the way I like it. I will take this opportunity again to state that I am a mature masseuse and if your kink is young skinny 19 year old twinks, then don't bother calling. If however you like the good looking guy next door type, then please call and I hope that I can provide you with a memorable experience.


Will post again soon when the new web site is launched.

Happy walking...Chris

Thursday, 6 May 2021

I NOW TAKE MASTERCARD AND VISA.

 I am pleased to say that things are slowly getting back to normal with work and lots of my regulars are returning. I have also received lots of enquiries from new clients eager to be professionally massaged and to have their balls emptied. I am now able to offer the option of paying by card, Master Card and Visa, but for regular clients only. Please note that I cannot offer this facility for new clients. Once you have booked a first appointment and paid cash and you are proven trustworthy, plus that you are happy with the service I offer, then you can book your future massage appointment by text and pay by credit card. I hope this will make the service more convenient for my regular clients. The service I offer is discreet and the name mentioned on your CC receipt will be equally discreet. As my regulars can confirm, in over 19 years in this business I have always offered a secure, friendly and safe service for my clients, many of whom are married or hold senior positions and who therefore expect total discretion. I also see women and couples. call to discuss your requirements.

On a personal note I have had both my Covid-19 inoculations and have had a recent health check. Everything I am pleased to say is in safe working order and eager to please. I am still working away on my next erotic classic and I will be putting a few short stories on my blog, just to wet your appetites and of course give you all an idea of the kind of thing I get up to with my clients. Remember I am fairly un-shockable and if you want to try something during an appointment, please just let me know. I am here to please and with first time clients it is worth mentioning that i am often as nervous as the client and not being a mind reader, I can not always guess what the client may like or not like. I often suggest things but if I suggest something the client may not like, they can be a little unintentionally offended, which if you are in the middle of doing something very sexual, could be like a sudden cold shower.

I will reiterate that I am not a skinny 19 year old scene queen but a more mature guy next door type. I am mostly top, I love water sports on me, I love rimming if you are clean and oral of course. I do role play , but no cross dressing or rubber/leather fetish stuff. Just not my scene. I do not do out calls. I have a lovely, discreet and luxurious studio with a walk in wet room and bedroom and massage area with porn etc. Everything you need is available, so it is just much easier for clients to visit myself and have the full experience. 

Anyway. Enjoy the blog and give me a call.

Chris.



Wednesday, 7 April 2021

WANK CHAT STILL POPULAR.

I started doing wank chat during lockdown and it has proven to be a very popular little bit of fun and titillation for both regular clients and fans of the blog who perhaps live too far away to visit. You need to call to book and obviously pay. I charge £1 per minute (minimum charge 10 minutes) and you can pay for longer, if you wish, in advance, and if you only use; say five minutes, you can carry the remaining minutes over for future calls. There are a couple of easy and convenient ways to pay, but my preferable method is by Amazon Gift Card, just call for details. There are no limits to your fantasies, although no underage stuff and I do not do brown...yuk... not my thing, but role play and piss play and threesome, more-some fantasy play etc are welcome, you are limited only by imagination.

In the meantime please enjoy the blog and your feed back on the extracts from the new book are welcome. 

Look forward to hearing from you and perhaps meeting in person sometime.

Take care.

Call 07517 697569 to book appointments and for details of the wank chat service.