Dirty Minds. A Taster And Link to My Dirty Memoirs.

DIRTY MINDS. A taster of my true lived experience as an erotic masseur.

Despite this horrible and very annoying pandemic I am pleased to say that my clients still have rampant cocks which need to be satisfied.

A couple of days ago a newish client booked for the second appointment. Lets just say he was less interested in the massage on his second appointment. While he was showering I had undressed and was leaning over the massage table putting on and arranging new towels when I felt his hand between my legs gently squeezing my balls. Being me, I had my arse pushed up straight away and spreading my legs and leaning over the table I felt his finger stroke around my arsehole, teasing me. I love having my arsehole stroked and teased and when he knelt behind me and began to run his tongue around my wrinkled little hole I began to groan appreciatively. Thinking logically as always, and wanting to make his job easier I quickly climbed onto the massage table on my knees and head down and arse in the air, totally exposed, I spread my legs further so that he not only had a good view but could stroke my cock while shamelessly rimming my arsehole to perfection. He was good with his tongue, pushing in hard, teasing, deep into my twitching wrinkled hole, then he slowly licked in a circle around the rim before stroking his tongue down to my balls and up again. Seriously, I am famous for my rimming, but this guy was a master.

Strings of pre-cum now dribbled in silver, sticky, glistening strings from my cock-hole. I felt his fingers pull my throbbing cock back between my legs, naturally pushing my arse yet further into the air. I closed my eyes, such was the intensity of the pleasure as he stroked my throbbing cock gently, yet firmly, up and down. I felt him pull my cock back toward him and then I shivered as his tongue licked around my glistening glands savouring the salty taste of my pre-cum. The sensations were now unbearably divine and intense and putting my hand back and behind his head I pushed his face back up toward my arsehole. He stroked with his wet tongue along my shaft , over my shaved balls, between my legs and then onto my exposed hole where he drove his tongue deep into my twitching wrinkled orifice making me moan loudly, “god, your a dirty bastard,” I turned to face his smiling face and he nodded.......

Thats all your getting for now readers... This is just the sort of story based on true experience which will be available soon on kindle. Look out for links. Also to speak to me personally for really dirty chat ( £1 a minute.) Call to discuss ways to pay call 07517 697569

Remember that I already have My Dirty Memoirs available to buy on Kindle. It is now, I have been told, a blue classic. It makes me rock hard and I wrote it and lived all the experiences described. Please give yourself a treat. You will not be disappointed.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Dirty-Memoirs-Christopher-Harlot-ebook/dp/B00BGUHA7E

Stopping Personal One To One Appointments With New Clients

Stopping personal appointments with new clients (until further notice).

Sadly I am going to have to stop seeing any new clients for the forseable future. Watching the news and listening to the advice being given by the government this would seem to be the sensible course of action. Apart from the health risks relating to Coronavirus, I worry that the situation may begin to deteriorate regarding law and order and people in my profession are vulnerable because we have to work alone in order to remain legal.  I will still see regular clients.

I am not closing down altogether however. I am going to concentrate on dirty phone chat. Give me a call on 07517 697569 . There are a number of ways to pay and I charge £1 a minute and you can bank minutes, so, if you book 30 minutes and only use 10, then you can bank the remaining 20 minutes for use later. If you are an old client or a regular to my blog you will know that I like it dirty and that I am un-shockable (although no underage please).

I am also going to write some short stories which will be available on Kindle which I hope to make available for around £1/1.99 which I hope you will buy. During this difficult time I need your support financially. This is my only source of income and I hope my clients will understand and continue to support me and enjoy the services I offer even if I cannot at present see you on a one to one basis. Some regular clients are paying toward future one to one appointments. If you are in a position to do this then all monies will be gratefully received and banked for future appointments.

Well I hope everyone will keep safe and I hope normal service will resume as soon as possible.

My regards and my best wishes and please keep horny :-)

Chris, the now very frustrated Harlot.

Dealing With The present Coronavirus Pandemic

Still Open for Business.

Dealing with the present Coronavirus Pandemic.

I thought it important to inform clients of what is happening during the present crisis over the Covid-19 (Coronavirus) pandemic. Obviously this is a worrying time for everyone and advice from the government is changing almost daily. I will try and keep everyone informed.

I remain at the moment open for business. Visiting me is no more risky than filling your car with petrol or shopping at any supermarket. The virus is spread through contact with surfaces touched by an infected person. Provided surfaces are disinfected then risk of infection is minimal if non existent. Provided you are showing no signs of symptoms, that is no recent coughs, temperatures, aches or pains, (basically if you are showing signs of a cold or flu,) then you are safe to visit. If you are showing any of these signs then I would strongly advise you not to visit.

When you arrive you must have a hot shower, ( I always shower before an appointment), when you leave I now wash not just your shower towel, but all towels and sheets etc that you have been in contact with on a 90% wash and all surfaces are disinfected. Basically I am doing all I can to make sure that everything is as safe as possible. Obviously I am regularly tested for everything related to STDs and I am pleased to say that in 17 years I have never had any infections related to my work. Clients can carry on booking knowing that they are as safe as it is possible to be. This is my business and I need your support to survive and to carry on offering the service that has been so appreciated over the last 17 years.

I understand that clients will nevertheless by worried and with this in mind I am offering some new services which will I hope keep you all happy. If we are all forced to self isolate then we may well need a good wank to keep sane.

If you wish to visit and are worried about physical contact then I am happy to offer a to view service. Basically you can pay to watch me play with myself. Call to discuss prices.

I am also offering a phone sex service with prices starting at £10 for ten minutes which you can pay in a number of easy ways including by card. This allows for you to be as dirty as you like over the phone and you can store minutes ie, if you book half an hour for £30 and only use ten minutes, then you can carry the remaining minutes over.

Other ways in which you can help over this difficult period. Some clients have already paid for ( or partially paid for) appointments in advance in order to help financially ( remember we sex workers cannot rely on banks or the government to help us out, so we rely on our clients). If you are able to do this then I will be happy to bank your appointments for after the present panic has subsided.

If you can think of any other service that I could offer then please let me know.

Please call me for an appointment or to book a sex chat on 07517 697569

Thank you..keep happy.