MORE AVAILABILITY

At last I am pleased to announce that I have more availability. I am going to be around the house for the next few weeks, so if you fancy a dirty massage experience please call : 07517 697569 to make an appointment.

Anyone who reads this blog knows that being shy will not get you rimmed, sucked and fucked, or, for the adventurous, the chance to piss on a real lover of water sports, (thats not the kind that involves sailing, scuba diving or swimming). 

I am also a trained masseur, for those clients who prefer a long, deep, massage using warm oils with a happy ending in discreet, luxury, surroundings, then I am definitely recommended.
Obviously all gentlemen are welcome. The vast majority of my clients are married gentlemen and many are looking for a first time experience, so don't think that you have to be adventurous if you do not want to be, or are simply nervous. The massage experience is very relaxed and very laid back.
I am also happy to see couples. M/M or M/F. I also see females looking for a sensual massage experience, although I prefer women to be with partners. 

MY NEW RATES ARE:

£50 FOR HALF HOUR, 

£65 FOR 45 MINUTES, 

£80 FOR AN HOUR.  

I ALSO OFFER A QUICKEE SERVICE WHICH IS £30 FOR A WANK OR ORAL SEX.  THESE ARE QUICK APPOINTMENTS FOR GUYS WANTING A BIT OF FUN DURING THEIR LUNCH HOUR, OR WANTING TO BREAK THEIR BUSINESS TRIPS. REMEMBER I AM JUST SECONDS OFF THE A1.

PLEASE NOTE THAT I ALSO DO LOCAL (NEWCASTLE AREA ONLY) OUTCALL TO HOTELS OR HOMES FOR AN ADDITIONAL £10 ON NORMAL RATES.

I DO NOT DO QUICKEE APPOINTMENTS OUT CALL.

THE PRICES ABOVE ARE INCLUSIVE PRICES, BUT OF COURSE TIPS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME AND OFTEN GIVEN BY THOSE WHO HAVE ENJOYED THE SERVICE.

I also offer a domination service for those who like to spanked or caned. 
Please call for details. I

f you fancy just a phone wank please call my dedicated 

WANK LINE 07053 509694 

Please note that anyone expecting to get a free wank by calling the massage line will be rejected, so please don't bother even trying. The dedicated wank line is not expensive and you can be as dirty as your imagination allows you.

I think you will agree that I cover almost all your possible erotic/fantasy requirements, but briefly what I don't offer are the following:

I do not cross dress.

I do not have leather or rubber.

I only do rimming/fingering (which I really enjoy) if you have showered in the studio before beginning the appointment. Cleanliness is essential for my health and for yours.

Please note, I am not a gay scene skinny twink. I am a mature male, good looking, with a goatee beard and I have been told a nice body. I am straight looking/acting. If you want an effeminate boyish sort, I am definitely not your type.

Hope to see you soon.

Chris xxx

MY KINKY CHRISTMAS GUY.

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Looking forward To 2015

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas because I certainly did. Thank you so much to those clients who tipped or bought a little present. It is nice to be appreciated. I also have to apologise for having limited availability. I am only one person and as many of my clients know I have other business interests and they took up lots of my time.

I am however availible most days until the 5th of January.

I have of course continued to be as raunchy as always. Lots of nice hard cock to suck on, arseholes to rim and some very bad boys who indulged me in my favourit kink, pissing. getting hard just thinking about one gentleman in particular. I shall write about that little encounter in my next post.

I have sadly had to increse my prices. I now charge £50 for half an hour, £65 for 45 minutes and £80 for the hour. Anyone who has ever booked me know that those prices are still good value considering how rude and dirty I am, as well of course being a very good masseur.

I am also still writing my second "My Dirty Memoirs" the first is still availible on kindle, please treat yourselves and leave a review. I am also still writing my historic erotica, which should have been available for Christmas, but sadly I did not finish in time.

I am also considering doing short stories for Kindle, based on my adventures, which you can download for 99p or some other low price. I would be able to write those quicker, and I know that  my dirty minded readers are dribling in anticipation, if you get my meaning.

I will sign off and wish everyone a happy New Year and I will post another erotic recollection this week for your pleasure and to wet your appetite either for an appointment or for the next kindle book.

Chris xxx

NEW SITE AND ANOTHER DIRTY FUCK ENCOUNTER

My new domination site is ready. You can view it  HERE It is simple and easy to navigate and an ideal launching spot for my new anthology of erotic short stories which will be published soon and available to download onto your kindle.

If you cant wait to read the book, you can of course ring and speak to me in person on my new wank line. Be as dirty as you want. The wank line No is 07053 580510

Obviously the new service is for those guys looking for role play and perhaps a little spanking, caning fun. My regulars clients will know that this will include, if required, all the dirty sex you can think of.

Domination is of course not a new venture for me. I have clients who have enjoyed exploring their submissive side over many years. Which reminds me of one particular incident, from a few years ago:

I was called to a guys house with his instructions that he wanted to be verbally humiliated, his pants taken down, put across my knee and spanked.

He is a guy in his late thirties, reasonably toned. When I arrived he was dressed in jeans and a t shirt. My instructions was that I was to play the role of his boss who had discovered that he had been rude to a valued customer.

I fell straight into the role. I told him that he was a "fucking disgrace" and "an embarrassment, who deserved to have his bare arse tanned."
" He begged forgiveness, stating that he would never do anything like this again."
I of course was having none of it.

Taking a seat on a suitable chair, I told him to stand in front of me and unbuckle his belt and pull his pants down. He did as he was instructed, turning red, as he unbuttoned his jeans and pulled them down a little.
I pulled him toward me and roughly pulled his jeans down to his ankles before telling him to remove them completely. This left him standing in his little cotton briefs and t shirt.
I noticed that he already had a good bulge showing in his briefs. He was already semi erect, and getting harder I was pleased to note, even though I had not yet touched his cock.

I pulled him across my knee and pulled his pants down over his arse cheeks, revealing his bubble butt. I stroked his arse cheeks roughly, squeezing them, my hand slipping between his legs, so that I could feel his firm balls through the thin cotton of his pants. I couldn't resist squeezing  his cock, which I was pleased to note was now  rock hard.

Suddenly I brought my hand down hard on his buttocks. It was a hard slap, that left a red mark on his soft arse cheeks. He moaned and wriggled on my knee. I could feel his hard cock rubbing against my leg, as I continued to tan his arse cheeks with my bare hand.

All the time I was spanking him, I was telling him what a fucking disgrace he was, and that he was a dirty bastard, getting so hard and turned on by my spanking him.
"He should be sorry for his mistake, not humping my fucking leg, while I spanked his arse cheeks." I reprimanded him.

After twelve of the best with my hand across his bare arse I allowed him to stand. He was red in the face, but his cock betrayed how truly excited he was. It stood out a good seven inches, forming a tent in his little pants which still, almost, covered his erection. I noticed the cotton was wet with pre cum.

I slapped his bare arse again, as he stood, trying to avoid my slaps. I had hold of him by his pants however which I now pulled off completely.

His cock was thick I noted and a stream of pre cum oozed out of his piss hole. I took his thick cock in my hand and squeezed it hard, while with my other hand, forced between his legs from the back, I grabbed his balls, squeezing them gently while stroking his cock.
"What the fuck is this," Noting how his cock jerked in my hand, his knob end becoming more moist with every stroke.
"I'm sorry sir," he whimpered.
"You dirty cunt," I yelled at him. "Look, you have got me fucking hard now," I chastised him, as I released him and standing I pulled out my own rock hard cock.
"What you going to fucking do about this then," I demanded.
"I don't know sir," He whimpered.
"On your fucking knees."I demanded as I removed my own trousers and briefs, so that I now wore only my socks, shirt, tie, and suit jacket.
He obeyed and I stood over him, stroking my cock.
"Take it in your fucking mouth, you dirty fucking cunt."
He opened his mouth and I shoved my cock in, forcing it deep down his throat. He began to suck me, using his tongue to lick up and down the shaft, before licking around my balls.
All the time he was sucking my cock I continued to verbally abuse him.

"Show me your arse cheeks." I demanded. He swung around on his keens and putting his head near the ground he presented his arse to my view, pulling his cheeks apart, allowing me a view of his arsehole. It was shaved, the hole itself a puckered circle that just demanded to be fucked.

I once more to slapped his arse cheeks as he squirmed on the floor beneath me. Again and again I slapped him with my hand until his arse cheeks were red. It was his puckered arsehole however kept capturing my attention.

To cut a long story very short, it was not long before I was shoving my thick cock into his tight little arse ring. It was a pure joy to watch my knob end disappear, almost sucked, into that welcoming hole. I remember he was fucking tight. A virgin arse he assured me.
Despite his virginity, he took my cock deep inside his man cunt. I fucked him with long hard strokes, pulling nearly out, before plunging back ball deep once more. I was fucking him like a stallion, and to be honest, although its a great fuck position, especially if your doing a show fuck, it also kills the legs.
I was near shooting my ball load anyway, so pulling out of his arse I told him to get on his knees and to open his mouth. Standing over him once more I told him to lick my balls while I wanked myself off, His tongue was warm and wet around my balls, which he tried to suck individually and together, into his mouth. It was not long before I was ejaculating my ball cream, his tongue slithering over my knob end so that every last drop of spunk was caught and swallowed

Now, how, I thought, was I going to bring this dirty bastard off. Then it occurred to me.
"Lie down, you fucking dirty cunt." I demanded.
He lay down on the floor and I squatted over his face, presenting my arsehole to his tongue. He began to lick my arshole. pushing his greedy tongue deep into my arse ring while he wanked himself off. It was not long before he let out a long muffled groan and ejaculated jet after jet of hot spunk over his T shirt. I remember that a warm spray hit my dangling balls.

That was a few years ago. I've seen this chap several times since then. He is one of my dirtiest clients and I am sure he will recognise himself in this retelling of a very horny encounter. He is probably, like me having a wank over the memory.

MY NEW DOMINATION SITE LAUNCHING SOON

August, being a quiet month, has allowed me to think a little about the services I offer and how I could improve them. The massage business has been very popular. Fans of this blog, of my book, and my many clients, will confirm that I've had some really, really, great sex. Most clients return again and again, so I must be doing something right, or I am just a really dirty bastard. I think probably the latter.

I have always offered domination to clients who have requested that service. This usually consists of verbal abuse, spanking, and for the real enthusiasts, caning. These are usually gentleman who enjoy playing out fantasies of being dominated, either by a headmaster figure, or, by their boss. Mostly they fantasise that they are naughty students or teachers, called to the headmasters office, where they are severely reprimanded, either with a spanking, a paddle on the buttocks, or a good hard caning. Pants are of course pulled down, arseholes are closely inspected, fingered and sometimes even fucked. I am very thorough. It all depends on the fantasy.

The other favourite fantasy is for me to play the boss who calls their employee to the office to be verbally abused, stripped, forced to perform sexually. As you can imagine, these fantasies can lead to some very dirty sex. Oral, rimming, pissing, both ways are popular, and I often end up fingering or fucking the reprimanded employee. I will let you use your imaginations as to the many variations such fantasies could produce.

I have been persuaded to offer this fantasy, domination service, to a wider audience. I am presently working with a web designer, who hopes to have the new simple, but easy to negotiate, website, up and running very soon. It is very Gothic. I cant wait until it is finished.

In the meantime, for those who can't wait, and who may want to book now, my prices will be :-

£50 for half an hour and £90 for an hour. Longer appointments are available. Call 07913 530636

Sexually I offer and am happy to receive/give, oral, cum in mouth, fingering, rimming, pissing.

I can fuck you, but I am top only.

Please note however that I do not do leather, or slings, and nothing to do with scat. So please don't ask.

Dirty Telephone Chat Is Proving Very Popular.

Just a quick update. My new dirty chat telephone service is proving very popular. I had already had several dirty men telling me the most disgusting and obscene things they would like to get up to with me. I don't think I have ever had so much fun.
My favourite so far involved a married gentleman who wanted to be humiliated by being tld to lick my arse clean. When he had cleaned my arsehole with his tongue I made him bend over and I piss fucked him to completion.

So if your feeling horny, give me a call on 07053 580510 

Another Dirty Teaser From My New Novel...Enjoy

Another dirty extract from my new erotic novel, out hopefully this Christmas. Erotic, dark, cruel.....an ideal present to keep you rigid over Christmas..

I lay on the bed, not sure what to do or what was expected.

He took my hand and placed it around his now hard, thick cock. I squeezed gently and felt his cock respond, seeming to grow harder still as I rubbed my hand up and down the shaft.

He indicated that I remove my pants. I did as he asked and awkwardly pulled them down to my knees as I sat on the bed. My own cock now sprang free, to the delight of his lordship who murmured.

“Well my boy,” as he took my stiff cock in his hand and squeezed it. 

I let out an involuntary moan of pleasure as he began to stroke my cock gently, but firmly. Not sure what to do I placed my hand once more around his cock and began to stroke him, copying what he was doing to me.

I noticed that I was much bigger than lord Jacob, by at least four inches, and that I was a little thicker as well. My cock size seemed to impress lord Jacob who rolled over so that his face was very near the end of my cock. I could feel his warm breath on my cock end. Then suddenly he took my cock in his mouth. I shuddered and let out a long moan. I had never had anyone do this to me before. His mouth felt warm and soft as he slipped my cock further into mouth, and yet further, until I thought he was going to swallow me to the balls. He repeated the motion several times, taking me deep into his mouth and then almost withdrawing, before swallowing me again. I could feel a familiar pressure in my balls and knew that I would be exploding in his mouth very soon if he carried on doing what he was doing. 

I panicked. What if I did cum in his mouth. A lords mouth. I pulled away a little and he looked up, my cock end still encased in his mouth. I noticed how his eyes were glazed. Sucking my cock was obviously giving him pleasure.

“Please,” I stuttered. “ If you carry on my lord I will soon cum in your mouth.”

“Not yet my boy.” His lordship slipped my cock from his mouth and lay back , his hands behind his head and indicated with his eyes his own cock, which I was still stroking.

“Use your mouth boy.”

I had never held another mans cock before, and now he wanted me to take his cock in my mouth, as he had done mine. He saw my hesitation. 

“Are you truly a virgin.”

I nodded and he laughed.

“Well tonight you will taste a man's cock and a man's seed.”

Slowly I lowered my head so that my lips were close to his cock end. I put my tongue out, snake like, and tasted the moist bead of pre cum that oozed from his piss hole. It tasted salty, warm. I licked my lips. I felt his hand on the back of my head, forcing my head down gently. Closing my eyes I opened my mouth and slid his cock between my lips. His cock felt hard, yet soft. I noticed it jerked a little as I began to suck his now very moist cock end further into my mouth. I slowly moved my lips down the shaft of his cock so that I nearly had his whole cock in my mouth and I felt his cock end hit the back of my throat. I felt my throat spasm, as though I were going to be sick. I slipped my mouth off his cock quickly, gagging. Thin strands of saliva bridged between my lips and his cock end. My mouth tasted salty, strange, but also nice. My own cock was aching now and I felt his hand once again begin to stroke me. I was excited, nervous. I smiled as my lord nodded toward his cock, indicating that I should carry on sucking him. 

Once more I took him into my mouth and began to suck him harder. I felt his cock begin to jerk and then I heard him moan as my mouth filled with a sudden eruption of cream, warm and salty, that filled my mouth. I involuntary swallowed. His spunk tasted like warm, thick porridge, as it slipped down my throat. His cock continued to jerk, shooting jet after jet of cream into my mouth so that even as I swallowed as much as I could, some of his cream escaped, and ran down my chin. All the time he was shooting his spunk into my mouth he continued to stroke my cock, and just as his cock finished jerking in my mouth, I also began to shoot my own sperm in hot jets that shot across his hand and over his thigh. I had masturbated many times, but this orgasm, someone else stroking my cock to climax, was the best orgasm I had ever experienced. I could feel my arsehole contract, spasm, with each jettison of spunk that spurted from my cock end over his lordships hand and thigh and over his balls and cock. 

I at last opened my eyes. Lord Jacob was laying still. His eyes were closed.

“I am sorry my lord.” I mumbled. My mouth was still sticky and warm from his sperm which still dribbled down my chin.

“Hmm,” he murmured. “fetch a cloth boy and lets tidy ourselves.

I did as he asked and with a wash flannel wiped my chin and then his thigh and cock and balls.

When I had finished lord Jacob rolled over and pulled the blanket over him.

“Back nice and early boy. I have an early start.”

I nodded, but his eyes were already closed. 

I dressed hurriedly and left the room quietly and crept back to my cot in the kitchen. My mind was racing. I felt dirty and yet excited. As I lay in my cot I felt my cock rise again at the memory of my lords hand gently stroking it. I could not help myself and began to stroke myself to another emission, thinking about the pleasure I had just experienced. Eventually I fell asleep with the knowledge that something very important had just happened. I, of course, did not know just how important.