Friday, 15 May 2020

How To Have A Great Appointment.

What makes for a good appointment? This is not just something I have been asked but something I have asked myself often. Certainly having a rapport with a client helps but it is not always the case that you get on with a client on a first meeting. So I have decided to write a little list of thoughts which clients may consider before making an appointment.
Regarding appointments, hopefully the present situation will return to normal soon. Already some businesses are open and cleaners are allowed to go back to work. Call for information etc. its easier. Perhaps you could be my naked cleaner :)

Time Keeping.

If you make an appointment and have to cancel, then that is not a problem. Making an appointment and not turning up is a problem and will no doubt see you banned. I go to a lot of trouble to make myself and my studio welcoming and to be let down is not just disappointing financially, it can mean me turning away a genuine appointment and it is just rude. So please do not do it.


Simple though it may sound but talking is so important. I am not a mind reader and if you have particular likes or dislikes, then please just tell me. Seriously there is nothing worse than thinking that you are doing the right thing and you are really getting into an appointment and suddenly, out of the blue, the client tells you, Oh, sorry but I don't like that, and this could be anything from being rimmed, fingered to simply just touching someones feet. I kid you not. An appointments natural flow can be spoilt and the mood destroyed by suddenly discovering that a client does not like what the majority of guys do like. So please, tell me. This also works for things which a client may have liked to have tried or done but felt too embarrassed to ask for and I felt was not right to suggest. How many times in the talk afterwards have I mentioned my love of being pissed on (or whatever) and a client had said, “Oh, I wish I had known, I have always wanted to try that”. Well, you just need to have mentioned it and I would have been more than delighted to have obliged.


Being clean for an appointment is essential. I am not into body odour and certainly not scat. I may love being pissed on, but I do not have anything to do with brown. If that is your thing then please look elsewhere. I shower before every appointment and clean myself with a douche so that if you rim or finger me I am clean. I expect the same from my clients. Thank you. 
I am rightly famous for my rimming, which I enjoy doing. Licking a mans arse is heavenly, but only if it is clean.
That said, I do have a client who likes to push chocolate into my arsehole and lick it out. Seriously divine sensation. I also do face sitting, which some of my clients adore. Obviously I will also fuck you, thats not a problem and I love being fingered and rimmed and having a cock rubbed against my arsehole. I am very tight however so most people cannot fuck me, but I still love feeling a cock hard against my hole and having my arse showered with spunk and if I'm lucky washed off with piss. This, honestly is another one of my favourite kinks, but that is as dirty as it gets regarding the rear.

Things I Do Not Do Or Especially Enjoy.

I will under no circumstance do underage scenarios but I am quite happy to do the gay daddy kink which is popular in porn.
I am not into cross dressing personally. If you like to wear women's knickers however then that is fine but not the full thing. Other people offer this service who enjoy it and I do not. Sorry, nothing personal, just everyone is different and have different kinks.
I do not do leather and have no fetish gear, so no leather or rubber. I do have a selection of toys however.
I do not particularly enjoy fisting and to be serious I have a very broad hand, so its unlikely you would be able to accommodate my fist anyway.
Shaving is a difficult one. I am not trained to do shaving nor insured, so I tend to say no. If you want me to do a basic shave totally at your own discretion then that is your choice.
I do NOT do anything involving blood/needles or extreme pain.

Kinks that I like.

I enjoy role play. My favourite is the headmaster/boss type.
I enjoy water-sports (being pissed on)
I enjoy rimming both giving and receiving.
I enjoy spanking and caning (giving) and do not mind a light spanking on me.
I enjoy giving massage to men and women to orgasm or just a good massage. I am a fully trained masseur.
I do see single women and happy to give an erotic massage using fingers and tongue if required. I do not promise penis penetration with a woman however. It all depends to be honest.
I enjoy seeing couples, gay and straight. I have seen a number of M/F couples. If a M/F couple I obviously prefer if the man is bi. I am happy to massage the female and pleasure her with fingers and tongue and offer the same to the man while he pleasures his female partner. Open to suggestions, but I do not promise penis penetration of the female. I am a gay masseur, but have no problem with straight sex and joining in provided the man is bi curious at the very least. I like kinky, so please do not be afraid to ask.


I am a trained masseur and I do offer a half hour massage for £30, but I am fully clothed ( you need not be) and it is not erotic. Extras are available of course. A full naked massage with everything included is £60 for half an hour. Other times/rates are on my website or call for details and an appointment.

Don't be shy. Give me a call to book an appointment and I can imagine during this lockdown my clients are desperate for a good rimming. Hmm... feeling horny now.

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