This is just a quick reminder of the things that I do and the things that I don't do. I am writing this again because I had a client the other day who wanted to fuck me and I had to let him down, plus it is nice to remind everyone what they can expect during an appointment.
Things I do/offer:
Credit / Debit Card. Yes, I can offer a credit card service but if you wish to pay by card you must pay in advance. Your card will be discreetly charged with a name that does not reference a massage service. You must have made at least one appointment previously in cash. I do not accept card payments from first time clients. I also accept bank payment transfers and PayPal. This must be paid before you attend.
Discretion . I offer an extremely discreet service from luxury premises, in a very nice part of Gosforth. I expect my clients to be equally discreet when visiting and leaving.
Massage. I am trained masseur, offering full body, head massage, facial and reflexology if required. Many clients just come for the full body massage and a wank at the end, which is fine by me.
Rimming. I love to rim a clean arsehole and I think that I can claim to be famous for my technique. I can certainly say that 99% of my clients love me rimming their arse. I also love to be rimmed and for those who like to be a little submissive, being verbally abused as you eat my arsehole, is a favourite for many clients.
Fingering, yes I love to finger clients and I love being gently fingered myself.
Piss Fun. My regulars know that this is my favourite kink, From being very small I have always enjoyed watching men piss and being pissed on is my kink. On my arsehole, in the mouth, over my cock and balls, the choice is yours. Sadly I cannot piss on you. For some reason I can't do it, sorry.
Domination and Role-play. I love to do role-play where I dominate you. I can be your boss or teacher or whatever. I do not however do rubber or leather. It is not my thing. To do leather and rubber properly you need to be into it and invest in all the gear and I am not and so have not. But normal role play where I abuse you verbally and make you rim my arse or suck my cock or I sit on your face and do breath control etc is fine.
Underwear and Dressing up. I have tight underwear and jockstraps, so please ask in advance if that is your thing. Some guys like me to wear white pants while I massage them and they put their hand inside my tight pants to play with my arsehole and balls. I love this myself, so, if this is your thing , then let me know in advance so I can be dressed and ready. Similarly if you want me to wear a suit or whatever.
Spanking/caning. I have a cane and happy to do spanking and yes I enjoy a gently spanking myself. Just let me know in advance. Many clients enjoy a little spanking during the massage or afterward in role-play.
Fucking. I tend to do the fucking. I sadly cannot be fucked because of an operation after a car accident several years ago, But as already pointed out, I do enjoy a good fingering and a good rimming. Most of my clients want to be fucked if they are into penetration, so wanting to fuck me is rarely a big issue. I love my arsehole being teased however with a cock and having a cock wanked against my anus and even stretching my arsehole rim is fine. I love the sensation of hot spunk or piss on my arsehole, but deep penetration is sadly a no go.
Submissive. I have recently discovered that I do have a submissive streak and although I cannot be fucked, I enjoy giving oral and rimming and being spanked and pissed on and verbally abused. If you fancy calling me a dirty slut while I tongue your arsehole, then give me a call and we can work it into your massage appointment.
Toys, I have a selection of toys that I can use on you.
Oral. Yes I do oral without a condom because I cannot stand the taste of condoms. If you insist on a condom for oral I will do it at a push but would prefer to just give you a hand finish at the end of the massage. Similarly giving oral to me.
Couples. Yes I do see couples, straight and gay. I tend not to fuck the woman but happy to fuck the man if it is a M/F couple. I am happy to offer oral and fingers to women and can fuck, but make no promises to do so. If the scenario is right, then I can sometimes oblige.
Women. Yes I do see single women and offer a full body massage with warm oil and happy to be naked if required and be touched etc. I offer oral and fingers etc to bring you to a climax but do not always manage to fuck a woman, but I have done so if the situation has aroused me. I am attracted to men, but I also enjoy bringing a woman to orgasm using my fingers and tongue. Warm oil and deft fingers can make for a very happy massage in all the most intimate places.
Disabled. Yes I do see disabled clients and my massage studio is wheelchair friendly as indeed is the wet room. I have no problems with entertaining disabled clients and have no issues if carers deliver and pick up. I offer a service which is open to everyone.
Kissing. provided you have no bad breath then I have no problem with kissing.
Telephone Sex. I do offer a very successful wank-chat line where you can be as dirty as you like. I charge £1 per minute with a minimum £10 spend and you can carry left over minutes. For example, say you pay for 10 minutes and only use 5, then you will have 5 minutes left for another chat or perhaps to add onto another payment. Most clients seem to pay £20 for 20 minutes which they use over two or three calls, another guy paid £100 in advance and used his credit over two months. There are a number of discreet ways to pay. I accept a top up code for 02, which you can get at any shop that has a Paypoint machine, Amazon Gift Card, PayPal or Bank Transfer. My account is a discreet business account.
Age Limits. I have no upper age limit, just make sure that you are over 18.
Thing that I do not do include:
Poppers. I do not sell poppers or take them, but have no objection if you bring your own for your own use.
Scat. I do not offer scat services under any circumstance.
Body Odour. The one thing that I cannot stand is a strong body odour. I know some guys love a sweaty smell and even like to lick armpits. Not me. A nice clean body, especially your cock, balls and arsehole please. Every one is required to shower in the wet room before a massage.
Cross Dressing. I have nothing against guys who like to cross dress in women's clothes and if its just a pair of knickers, that fine. Cross dressing however does nothing sexual for me and so I just do not offer that service.
Group Sex. NO, only one to one or couples, m/m m/f.
Working with other Sex Workers. NO. I have done this in the past with unpleasant consequences so I offer only a one to one with personal clients. I live in a very exclusive area and have a nice home and offer my mainly married guys complete discretion and I want to keep it that way.
Drugs. Absolutely not.
Out-Calls. NO, I no longer travel to hotels or homes. I have a comfortable and discreet home with a designated massage suite and I am easy to find, just off the A1.
Fisting. NO, I do not offer fisting but happy to stretch your arsehole with fingers or dildo.
Underage Scenarios. NO. I am happy to be called daddy etc because that is a recognised gay fetish, but no pretending to be under-age please.
Video Call. No I do not offer video call. My business is built on discretion and I have been in business for 20 years, so I must be doing something right. Most guys wanting to do video call are really just wanting to check the goods before buying, Sorry my discretion is as important as the clients and besides I am not going to marry you. Your worse case scenario as a client is that you pay £60 for a half hour massage, my worse case scenario is my face or a video of myself being used nefariously.
I think that I have covered most things, although I am sure I will have missed some things out and if I have missed out something that you may be interested in, then please just ask. I am open to most kinks, food kinks for example, where some guys like to lick cream off my arsehole for example or have their cock and balls covered in cake and for me to eat it off. Just let me know and I can normally accommodate whatever your desire is.
Telephone Chris on 07517 697569 to book a one to one massage appointment or just a wank-chat.
Hope you are all enjoying the blog. Keep nice and stiff and happy.
Chris.
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